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Tony S Vote score: 2327Tony S

"Congratulations sir , excuse me if I don't shake your hand."

07/06/21 20:16:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

" ..... and flagellations "

07/06/21 20:17:52

 3
Supercali-fragellations... is it something quite atrocious? --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Jizz Band

07/06/21 20:02:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3673Scrijjy Doo

A Stroke of Luck

07/06/21 20:47:39

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

"Thanks for coming."

07/06/21 20:01:11

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3231Mark Wilson

"Stop, stop, stop, it's only my Dad, I forgot my packed lunch"

07/06/21 22:35:19

 4
Sorry 20.13 didn't see it. I was your 2nd vote so hopefully your caption overtakes mine and justice is done. I don't wanna be that someone who takes credit for something they didn't really start. --Mark Wilson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15117Dave Bryan

''Sex is just a substitute. I wouldn't be here, if I'd got more votes.''

07/06/21 20:32:34

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

This is why I shop at the 999,999th Sex Shop.

07/06/21 20:11:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

"Wank you very much."

07/06/21 20:00:45

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"Smile, you're on Candida Camera"

07/06/21 20:25:31

 
Tony S Vote score: 2327Tony S

"Honestly I only came to drop my daughters packed lunch off for her."

07/06/21 20:13:08

 
Ryan F Vote score: 98Ryan F

Yay! What do I get ?

Herpes sir.

08/06/21 13:56:11

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3231Mark Wilson

... and in a related incident a man has tragically died while having a panic attack. Witnesses say that while breathing into a brown paper bag the man choked on the anal beads that were inside. Family for the deceased said he died doing what he loved.

07/06/21 20:54:55

 
stone face Vote score: 9796stone face

"And here's your prize Vicar Dobbins."

07/06/21 20:22:11

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"You've got it all wrong, I thought it said sox shop"

07/06/21 20:17:11

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 429Nina Dutton

I’d heard that I could get a blow job here. I’m particularly good with a trom-boner.

07/06/21 20:08:19

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

Fannyfair

07/06/21 20:03:10

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

Prince Andrew just doesn't learn!

07/06/21 20:01:25

 1
Even after 1,000,000 trips to the sex shop. --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

One mucky customer.

07/06/21 20:00:11

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Where there's muck there's brass. --Karyn Harrison
Ryan F Vote score: 98Ryan F

Get the fuck off me crack head baby spice.

08/06/21 18:48:33

 
Ryan F Vote score: 98Ryan F

Oh shit... please tell me that camera is not recording?

Of course it is silly, we're live.

Dang it my wife is gunna kill my ass :(



08/06/21 18:46:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7242C CaMel

“You can shove that award up your arse.”
‘Thanks, what a thoughtful design.’

08/06/21 10:47:36

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7242C CaMel

“Pass me a tissue...”

08/06/21 9:01:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7242C CaMel

“I’d like to spank my Wife...”

08/06/21 8:56:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

And what did you purchase Sir?
I wanted a three pronged 13 amp, but she sold me a butt plug.

08/06/21 6:45:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11850Mr Dome

🎵 Come on Eileen...

07/06/21 23:15:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11850Mr Dome

Re the number, why is there no second comer?

07/06/21 23:14:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

"What did you buy sir?"
"Eighteen packets of featherlight ribbed condoms."
"F*ck me?"
"Alright, I'll get another packet."

07/06/21 22:47:05

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

John Major in 50 Shades of Grey

07/06/21 21:32:41

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3231Mark Wilson

Boris Johnson unsuccessfully tries to hide behind the 999,999 person

07/06/21 21:05:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3673Scrijjy Doo

Give him a big hand.

07/06/21 20:46:12

 1
He's already got one. --Willie Johnson
Tony S Vote score: 2327Tony S

We weren't sure how to celebrate but decided to get the band after we had a mass debate.

07/06/21 20:20:14

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5939Karyn Harrison

"We thought you looked like a Dom Pérignon type of guy."

07/06/21 20:15:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

How brazen.

07/06/21 20:09:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

Hornography.

07/06/21 20:07:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

Tromboner.

07/06/21 20:05:59

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

He's been visiting every day since he was 16 and he comes a lot on his birthday and at Christmas.

08/06/21 19:39:27

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

Thank you for coming.

07/06/21 20:53:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Gang band

07/06/21 20:48:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3673Scrijjy Doo

Felicurbations!

07/06/21 20:46:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

It's the 1,000,000th time he's been into the sex shop!

07/06/21 20:45:22

 1
He keeps it open single-handedly. --Dave Bryan
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

Is that a sexaphone?

07/06/21 20:22:35

 
stone face Vote score: 9796stone face

"Dave stepped out the side door. Glad he'd managed to sneak in the sex shop, to buy his wife a Black Mambo, without anyone seeing him."

07/06/21 20:20:28

 
stone face Vote score: 9796stone face

"When you said I'd won a quick blow off a brass."

07/06/21 20:17:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

🎵 Good good good, good vibrations...🎵

07/06/21 20:16:42

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

They should do this for every sex shop customer. The band would then have steady employment.

07/06/21 20:12:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

Redtuba.

07/06/21 20:06:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

Assed Off.

07/06/21 20:05:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

"It's not for me..."

07/06/21 20:05:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

One swallow does not an Ann Summers make

07/06/21 20:04:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

The Million Sex Doll-ar Man

07/06/21 20:03:24

 
Molly R Vote score: 2893Molly R

"Oh no - my wife reads the local paper!"

07/06/21 20:01:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

He can't be that hard up.

07/06/21 20:01:57

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3231Mark Wilson

It had been a really busy day

07/06/21 20:01:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

He was hoping to come out unnoticed. No wonder he looks brassed off.

07/06/21 20:00:11

 
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