super vote: ( left this week)
This photo is more than three days old, so captioning is over
"Jane, we've been together a long time and, I hope I'm not asking too much but I know you love me, so... PLEASE MAY I SIPHON SOME OF YOUR PETROL?"
26/09/21 9:35:19
''Will you stop pestering me. I'm not voting for your stupid captions.''
26/09/21 8:18:24
Lucy and this guy with diamonds.
26/09/21 8:00:08
"JUST SAY YES OR NO JANET, BEFORE THE METEORITE HITS US".
26/09/21 9:35:04
"Please will you marry me so I will never think for myself again, take away any spontaneous things I want to do, hate all my friends and take me for everything when you divorce me? Only joking"
26/09/21 8:25:04
Please Alison, it's late and it's dark, I'm begging you, just give us a couple of quid for a bus home....Why? What did you think I was going to say?
26/09/21 8:04:26
''I don't care if it is your birthday. My hemorrhoids are killing me.''
26/09/21 8:06:09
"Am I supposed to somehow be impressed by an empty box?"
26/09/21 8:01:53
"This is bullshit Mike, remember I know you are transport manager for Tesco North West, and you suddenly show some romantic interest the day I get my HGV licence."
26/09/21 15:26:08
"That is a big cluster".
26/09/21 9:15:19
''Will you marry me.''''I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth.''''You don't have to spare my feelings. Let me have it straight.''
26/09/21 8:31:27
Russell Grant said, according to the stars, this was the best time and place to ask for a blow job.
26/09/21 8:01:22
"Somebody's stole my wheelchair so..Will you carry me?"
26/09/21 11:30:45
"Look, it's a grasshopper"
26/09/21 9:15:41
"It's 8:20 and the only votes are from Willie Johnson. I'm begging you, can you give just one of the captions a vote?" (Nod to 8:18:24)
26/09/21 8:22:32
Sorry mate I haven't got any change, only use cards these days
26/09/21 8:14:01
"Please stop begging, who wouldn't want to be executed on a night like this?"
26/09/21 8:07:41
"Er... no thanks, Dave."
26/09/21 8:00:12
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