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Al Overy Vote score: 6852Al Overy

You could tell by the skid marks.

23/07/21 12:00:12

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How did you know his name? (Skid Mark) --Willie Johnson
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

The wife says I have become obsessed. Just walking through the local car park I can't stop myself writing captions.

23/07/21 12:19:14

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6852Al Overy

'Well, Matt Hancock doesn't need it now', thought Boris.

23/07/21 12:00:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17964Stephen Bean

"Dominic darling, I think you failed your eyesight test."

23/07/21 12:00:13

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

Wal-Mart really needs to update their handicapped parking spaces.

23/07/21 12:07:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15819Dave Bryan

Chalk dirty

23/07/21 12:01:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

or as my wife says 'no entry'.

23/07/21 13:13:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

Let me guess- Libertarian, right?

23/07/21 12:06:36

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Yes on both counts. --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

He’s a really good driver, he can drive people up the wall, drive them crazy or around the bend.

23/07/21 21:46:57

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

Employees improvise by securing parking spaces for an impromptu visit of their Chinese bosses, Assho Par and Le King.

23/07/21 15:55:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

Is that an insult or...an invitation?

23/07/21 13:10:11

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

Trucking Jerk

23/07/21 12:47:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"Look Sir Richard, looks like someone's found out that this is your car."

23/07/21 12:32:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34340Tony Edwards

Large vehicle, small penis parking.

23/07/21 12:09:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

As the show went on, Art Attack became angrier and more socially conscious.

23/07/21 12:08:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"I had to leave it there. I ran out of gas"

23/07/21 12:06:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34340Tony Edwards

I bet he has come straight off the ring road.

23/07/21 12:06:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

It’s parked to parallel to be a woman.

23/07/21 21:58:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12094Mr Dome

The ring leader

23/07/21 20:15:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Four flat tires will clear that right up.

23/07/21 17:50:05

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3467Mark Wilson

"Obviously I wrote this before I seen you come back in the wheelchair and pointed out the full disabled bays"

23/07/21 14:42:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

To be fair, he has parked it neatly between those daubings.

23/07/21 13:12:46

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

the offending vehicle was last spotted on the ring road...

23/07/21 13:11:52

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

You're in trouble when you piss off the pavement artist

23/07/21 13:09:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

Obviously a crap driver.

23/07/21 13:06:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"Bloody traffic wardens with their own allocated parking spaces."

23/07/21 12:29:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"As soon as they come back to the car, I'm gonna stick two fingers up"

23/07/21 12:20:09

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

Dave & Mike were gonna park their couch here, but thought better of it.

23/07/21 12:17:41

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Its the space for electric cars to recharge where they need butt plug

23/07/21 12:11:52

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

The rest of the car park you need an annual permit but that space just an anal permit.

23/07/21 12:07:12

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Don't even have to re-nu it. --Willie Johnson
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

The wife will never let me park it in there.

23/07/21 12:04:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"It was very considerate of that person to leave their car like that in order to create sufficient space around it for people to sit and park their bottoms."

23/07/21 12:00:31

 
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