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Oh no! Theres a leek in his nappy.

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 16729Dave Bryan

''Oh no! There's a leek in his nappy.''

10/09/21 20:07:48

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"Did you take a leek, or are you just happy to see me?" --Willie Johnson
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34581Tony Edwards

Unexpected item in cabbage area

10/09/21 20:02:07

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Come on now, is there any picture where a baby is unexpected at this point? --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12167Neil Mackenzie

Turnipper.

10/09/21 21:36:15

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5554Lucky Elperro

"I don't effing care. Leave me in here all day. I ain't eating them"

10/09/21 20:11:01

 
Al Overy Vote score: 7684Al Overy

Next on Dispatches, we'll be asking Tilly why she voted romaine.

10/09/21 20:35:21

 
Mark England Vote score: 18987Mark England

When we go to London we always stay in the Savoy

10/09/21 20:07:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26002Ian Skelding

"Tom, did you remember to drop Georgie off at the Nursery?"

10/09/21 20:51:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 16729Dave Bryan

''What is the capital of France?''

''Goo, Goo, Goo, Stewpot.''

''Wrong, it's Paris. Give him another cabbage.''

10/09/21 20:50:30

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In my day it was Eamonn Andrews. --Molly R
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5554Lucky Elperro

After decades of using 230 different pesticides on vegetables. not only had the maggots resisted, but they'd developed.

10/09/21 20:03:23

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3680Mark Wilson

"Dave drops him off at 8 and I pick him up at 3. Well it saves on nursery fees"

10/09/21 22:58:24

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3680Mark Wilson

He's refusing to move until he's met Kevin the carrot

10/09/21 22:14:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12167Neil Mackenzie

Sharon should be in the fruit aisle.

10/09/21 21:31:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4031Scrijjy Doo

"Spoiled cabbage, aisle four."

10/09/21 21:06:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26002Ian Skelding

Human bean

10/09/21 20:29:30

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1548Dot Old

Baby lettuce

10/09/21 20:14:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 16729Dave Bryan

''I think he's past the smell-by date.''

It's disgraceful that we have to wait a whole week before this caption is culled - Anon

10/09/21 20:10:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15971Vanessa the Guesser

A sweetheart cabbage

10/09/21 20:06:23

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5554Lucky Elperro

Time for a pea

10/09/21 20:05:03

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8564Glyn Evans

Allegations that the World Baby Bob Sledding Championships are rigged are denied after the Lettuces fail their test for performance enhancing drugs.

10/09/21 20:04:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26002Ian Skelding

Buy one get Juan free.

10/09/21 20:04:52

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5422Chris Halliwell

🎵 These are my salad days... 🎵

10/09/21 20:04:01

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5554Lucky Elperro

And this is why you should always wash your vegetables before use.

10/09/21 20:00:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5095Crunchy Chords

"Erm... A Lidl help here?"

10/09/21 20:00:20

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5095Crunchy Chords

Cabbage Patch Ki- nope, can't do it, too easy.

10/09/21 20:00:07

 
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