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Crunchy Chords	creative Arse You Like It 03/01/20 20:24:42	14

Chris Keegan	Now in Cinemas - Frozen, number 2. 23/12/19 8:05:40	14

Dave Bryan	Frozen pees 23/12/19 8:00:15	14

Chris Keegan	🎵..the Red-Nosed Reindeer....🎵 20/12/19 12:40:27	5 14
Don't know whether the lady's a Dancer or a Vixen! --Karyn Harrison
Chris Keegan	This wasn't what Malcolm expected when he joined the Army and was told he'd be posted abroad. 19/12/19 21:27:51	14

Dave Bryan	''Please remember not to leave stormtroopers in cars during the hot weather.'' 19/12/19 12:24:57	1 14
At least leave a window slightly open and have some water available. And turn off the child safety lock, we all know he won't be able to shoot the windows out in an emergency. --Willie Johnson
Welsh Rarebit	"Now then, where are those damn hedgehogs!" 17/12/19 20:00:09	14

Mr Dome	Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team 11/12/19 20:50:33	14

Dave Bryan	''Shall I tell the driver you've fixed it?'' ''This is Southern Rail, mate. I am the f--king driver.'' 07/12/19 12:16:40	14

Tony Edwards	A Bridge Too Far 06/12/19 9:56:59	1 14

Welsh Rarebit	"What am I reading? The Daily Express of course" 30/11/19 12:00:19	14

Dave Bryan	A bad case of nappy rasher 23/11/19 20:00:47	14

Chris Keegan	It would seem we've signed a new player... 20/11/19 8:00:25	1 14

GeeDee	lol x2 When is this bloody thing going to hatch? 18/11/19 18:06:21	14

Dave Bryan	clever x2 ''It was an amicable divorce. We shared everything.'' 16/11/19 12:12:00	4 14
Did he give her the boot? --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit	"I think my car's over-eating!" 16/11/19 8:09:55	14

Mark England	"..so Mr Jones, we are going to give you a cat scan.." 05/11/19 8:14:58	14

Karyn Harrison	clever Sound asleep 04/11/19 20:23:18	14

Paul Reeve	Captions are a bit like a box of chocolates. If you don't get in early then normally all the best ones are gone. 03/11/19 20:42:26	2 14
Captions are a bit like a box of chocolates. They won't all be to your taste. --Dave Bryan
Chris Keegan	After years of searching it was clear that I had discovered why bears sh*t in the woods. 25/10/19 7:01:46	14

Stephen Bean	creative x2 Shunned by the video game industry, Pac-Man spends his days finding customers for the local brothel. 22/10/19 11:06:44	1 14

Stephen Bean	creative A shroom with a moo 17/10/19 11:00:11	14

Stu Dent	crack addict 16/10/19 19:00:06	14

Mr Dome	I hate this frigging solid gold tie 16/10/19 11:24:32	14

Welsh Rarebit	Knitwear on Elm Street 13/10/19 19:15:27	14

The Wolf	Skid Row 12/10/19 19:27:51	14

Paul Reeve	As the bin juice ran down Dave's leg, he paused and thought....fuck it why didn't I try harder at school. 12/10/19 12:06:59	14

Vanessa the Guesser	Clothes Encounters of the Bird Kind 11/10/19 11:06:57	14

Greg Curtis	lol "First the GOOD news, Timmy: Your dog is - finally - not stuck in that sewer......" 10/10/19 10:58:15	14

Vanessa the Guesser	clever They even work when it's reigning. 02/10/19 19:03:15	14

C CaMel	lol "Okay, who left the red sock in the sheep dip?" 02/10/19 7:25:19	14

C CaMel	Little feller. 27/09/19 7:12:44	14

Smuldo	A Tub of I Scream. 21/09/19 7:16:31	14

Tony Edwards	DR. ALIMANTADO releases his 12-inch. 20/09/19 11:59:30	14

Lucky Elperro	Catnip was great, but the hallucinatory comedowns were awful. 16/09/19 13:24:30	14

Willie Johnson	The waiting area for Carlo's Barber Shop. 14/09/19 9:46:40	14

Vivvy En	He knows all the short cuts 13/09/19 19:43:39	14

Dan Nicholls	Heavy petting zoo 09/09/19 19:05:54	14

Karyn Harrison	Bear faced chic 07/09/19 19:00:16	14

Scrijjy Doo	lol clever Be the tennis ball. 06/09/19 21:51:26	14

James Lennox	Well, the ventriloquism was good, but have you thought about getting a smaller dummy? 04/09/19 7:02:16	14

Dave Bryan	creative ''....and sold tomorrow.'' 31/08/19 7:08:18	1 14

Stu Dent	clever Dave was always first to spot the ice cream van 30/08/19 19:01:49	14

The Wolf	Tom Cruise 29/08/19 11:00:13	1 14
I feel the need for Friskees. --Scrijjy Doo
Mark England	"Don't you think that you're taking this sand castle building competition a bit too serious?" 29/08/19 7:08:34	14

Tony Edwards	Cloak-and-stagger 28/08/19 19:13:30	14

Stephen Bean	Jack the Tripper 28/08/19 19:09:03	14

Dave Bryan	Guaranteed to make your breath smell fowl. 28/08/19 11:16:40	14

The Wolf	The hound of the basketvilles 27/08/19 11:00:07	14

General Zod	clever Dinero is served 24/08/19 19:49:28	14

Stu Dent	lol Larry the cat after a month living with Boris. 22/08/19 7:36:12	14

James Lennox	"No Sweetie, put it down ... we have to cook it first." 20/08/19 19:00:13	3 14
Had the same idea but decided to change mine slightly at the last minute! (damn it)! Here, have a vote, I've disguised my vote as a golf ball, ready, steady, FORE...smack, (sails through the trees and down the fairway like meteor destined for hap... --The Wolf
stone face	A local man has been arrested after he was caught trying to put his cock in the machine. 20/08/19 7:05:16	1 14
I note that the first person to vote for this was Willie J! --Molly R
Paul Reeve	Gripping the shaft with one hand and the helmet with the other, brought back distant memories for Edna. 19/08/19 19:50:03	14

Michael Winner	"I never wanted to be King, I always wanted to be a proctologist." 19/08/19 7:23:53	14

Karyn Harrison	Mickey and Minnie often indulged in a little roll play. 18/08/19 11:03:45	14

Charles Gilbert	Board with your normal cereal? 17/08/19 19:20:24	14

Vanessa the Guesser	lol clever He finally succumbed to organ failure. 15/08/19 20:21:14	14

The Wolf	lol And then my wife said "go on, take a photo of it" "¦and that's how I lost my eye 14/08/19 19:00:15	14

stone face	lol As she got on the bus, the bus driver said "Jeezus that's one ugly looking baby." Sitting down, crying, a fellow passenger asked what was up. "The bus driver has just said something really nasty to me." "Well don't you take that, get back up there and give him a piece of your mind. Go on , I'll hold your monkey." 14/08/19 7:06:44	5 14
He'd just read one of your captions.. --stone face
Carey Sutton	clever He is seriously under weight. 10/08/19 13:00:35	14

Tony Edwards	Heavy petting 10/08/19 11:57:31	14

Chris Keegan	Faulty Towers 09/08/19 20:33:36	14

The Wolf	They also make shampoo 09/08/19 11:44:03	14

Tony Edwards	creative Even cats find Doctor Who scary. 08/08/19 11:07:53	14

Scrappy Doo	lol 🎵🎵 This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . 🎵🎵 06/08/19 4:12:19	14

Vanessa the Guesser	Wave goodbye 04/08/19 7:14:32	1 14

Lee Hauxwell	Piaggi was a sad scooter, he just sat there and moped. 01/08/19 11:02:11	14

Lee Hauxwell	Recycle your cardboard 01/08/19 9:01:57	14

Mark England	The Eyes Have Hills 28/07/19 19:32:58	14

John Glover	lol x2 "Is he, isn't he." "What?" "Looks like Stu Dent is about to vote." 27/07/19 19:41:16	3 14
I'm all for wacky captions, but this is a bit too far fetched --The Wolf
Stu Dent	It must be his school bag 27/07/19 8:03:34	1 14

Stu Dent	The world guy diving championship 14/07/19 19:00:07	14

C CaMel	"Ooh nearly lost my balance!" 07/07/19 19:53:13	14

Stu Dent	Singer states he is more popular than the Beatles 07/07/19 11:00:07	14

Paul Reeve	Tom Selleck is looking rough around the edges these days. 06/07/19 12:24:57	14

Vivvy En	clever Mystery tour 04/07/19 7:32:22	14

Vivvy En	"Oh Officer, am I in hot water?" 29/06/19 19:56:00	14

John Glover	"That's to the bastard who stole my drum kit." 29/06/19 11:27:21	2 14
My wife believed I was Phil Collins , till she bought me a drum kit.. --stone face
Dan Nicholls	Guns don't kill people, raffles do. 28/06/19 8:31:11	14

Michael Winner	William Telly Savalas. 24/06/19 7:12:45	2 14
The thoughts and prayers Savalas captioneers are with him. --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan	Another cabinet reshuffle 23/06/19 19:02:12	14

Michael Winner	End this sick animal ventriloquism. 22/06/19 7:51:48	14

Trace Sarge	That awkward moment the new ironing board collapses 19/06/19 19:27:59	14

Dan Nicholls	lol creative I call this series: Pubes I found in the bath. 15/06/19 19:43:19	14

Dave Bryan	Attractive girls always have buoys hanging round them. 13/06/19 7:00:33	14

Stephen Bean	Halo Kitty 12/06/19 7:00:04	14

Mark England	"What idiot put the sloth over the piranha tank?" 06/06/19 19:29:23	14

The Wolf	"We really need to get a new lid for the blender" 30/05/19 11:06:44	14

Chris Keegan	"Quick Dave! Pull your trigger!!!" 26/05/19 7:34:33	14

Welsh Rarebit	"Mummy, why have you had silly cone implants?" 22/05/19 7:00:06	14

Welsh Rarebit	Joan Armour trading. 20/05/19 19:13:41	14

Ian Skelding	"Can you see my ribs?" "You are kidding mate, aren't you." 19/05/19 19:11:19	14

stone face	"Have you seen my new screensaver- It's the dog's bollocks." 19/05/19 7:00:21	14

Stephen Bean	Ground Hog Day 13/05/19 19:00:03	14

Stephen Bean	Fighting over the bill 12/05/19 19:00:05	14

Smuldo	Jane was ecstatic to win the 'How many collars can you put on your Dog competition' 10/05/19 20:10:20	14

Paul Reeve	Til deaf do us part. 08/05/19 13:08:57	14

Vanessa the Guesser	Electrocute! 07/05/19 19:00:44	14

Welsh Rarebit	"Say Jeez...." 07/05/19 11:00:12	14

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