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So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again?
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Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again?

22/06/19 9:02:48

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Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :) --Vivvy En
Michael Winner Vote score: 22763Michael Winner

End this sick animal ventriloquism.

22/06/19 8:51:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6546The Wolf

"HANG ON...You don't work here"

22/06/19 8:06:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22763Michael Winner

Most people are surprised to find out how bagpipes are made.

22/06/19 8:52:44

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6337Hercules Rockefeller

#SheepToo

22/06/19 8:03:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7901Dave Bryan

Welsh brothel raided by lice squad

22/06/19 8:03:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14318Dan Nicholls

"Is he a vet?"
"No, wasn't even in the army."

22/06/19 10:55:25

 
larry G. Vote score: 1447larry G.

“Your prostate feels fine.”

22/06/19 9:06:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6546The Wolf

A lamb shearer

22/06/19 8:01:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30947Tony Edwards

Wooly bully

22/06/19 9:48:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10797Vanessa the Guesser

Gamboling. When the fun stops, stop.

22/06/19 8:14:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6546The Wolf

"Ok Mr Cameron, he's ready..."

22/06/19 8:01:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20105John Glover

"He's our number one, out of season he practices dagging on his wife."

22/06/19 13:25:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30947Tony Edwards

Sheep dip

22/06/19 9:42:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22763Michael Winner

I'm still not sure about interspecies Karate.

22/06/19 9:15:27

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Shear pleasure.

22/06/19 8:42:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"This is my favourite sheep...I call him Wool.i.am"

22/06/19 8:01:10

 
Alasdair Kerr Alasdair Kerr

Yeah you just squeeze here...and it barks like a dog..

26/06/19 1:46:22

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 349Gavin Smithers

Welsh sheep farmers- spit or swallow?

22/06/19 22:55:25

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 349Gavin Smithers

After Brexit, Shropshire sheep farmers plan to export lamb across county lines.

22/06/19 22:43:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10148Neil Mackenzie

The rules state the lamb should be sheared in two shakes of it’s tail, he was disqualified for holding.

22/06/19 19:45:50

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

I've got my finger stuck in the ewe bend.

22/06/19 17:54:36

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

"It's too hot for winter coats ? My arse !"

22/06/19 15:58:11

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5630Tosser Wivlov

It surprising how many try to go again.

22/06/19 10:45:58

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Are you seeing this, Johnson? Look how deep you have to dig in order to win a premier sheep."

22/06/19 10:09:55

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

Baaaack, sack and crack

22/06/19 9:45:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22763Michael Winner

A Tory MP rehearses how to handle women.

22/06/19 9:44:56

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3398Stu Dent

A ewe to a thrill

22/06/19 9:43:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21523Ian Skelding

"No, I meant the Ram up there ... the one up the Hill."

22/06/19 9:21:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8175Chris Keegan

Casing the joint

22/06/19 8:50:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30947Tony Edwards

"Should've gone to Sexsavers."

22/06/19 8:46:50

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

"Ewe got to hand it to him, he knows what hes doing"

22/06/19 8:44:11

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4901James Lennox

"Anybody wanna shear?"

"Nah mate, you look like you're doing fine on your own."

22/06/19 8:42:04

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

A fleecing glance.

22/06/19 8:35:24

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6249Glyn Evans

"Nope, nothing here. That tip-off wasn't wrong, there's a stash of baaaabiturates somewhere. This sheep is dirty."

22/06/19 8:34:55

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

Shearer- "Well young Tom, do you fancy a go or what?"
Young Tom-"Not half mate."
Seconds later, young Tom pulls his pants down and gets on his hands and knees, next to the shearer.

22/06/19 8:34:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5231Vivvy En

"Excuse me, please remove your finger from my baaaaaam."

22/06/19 8:28:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8175Chris Keegan

"Oh yes, I feel a spit roast coming on"

22/06/19 8:10:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7901Dave Bryan

''How many times do I have to tell you? That's not my clitoris.''

22/06/19 8:08:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8895Mr Dome

Placing a finger inside a sheep's anus with a bit of lube makes the whole experience far easier. For best results use shea butter

22/06/19 8:05:55

 
Molly R Vote score: 1494Molly R

Sheila, my love! I didn't recognise you until you stripped.

22/06/19 8:04:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10797Vanessa the Guesser

Ed Shear-Ram

22/06/19 8:02:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7797Stephen Bean

Mutton for punishment

22/06/19 8:00:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7797Stephen Bean

♫ All ewe need is love

22/06/19 8:00:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Shorn the Sheep

22/06/19 8:00:08

 
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