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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2585Crunchy Chords

Arse You Like It

03/01/20 20:24:42

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 346Jack Joyce

...She's quite hairy
...Well, it is a full moon!

03/01/20 20:01:40

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Yep. It's a tapeworm...

03/01/20 21:28:39

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4071Lucky Elperro

Well when I googled 'the crack of dawn' I didn't expect...

03/01/20 22:59:30

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2585Crunchy Chords

King Leer

03/01/20 23:55:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5429The Wolf

"It doesn't look very appetising now, but wait until you've had five pints"

03/01/20 20:27:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10017Vanessa the Guesser

"Hell.. that ping pong ball nearly had my eye out!"

03/01/20 20:13:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6063Stephen Bean

"See, I told you nothing bad would happen if Pandora opened her box."

03/01/20 21:09:09

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3007Stu Dent

Lip reading

03/01/20 20:14:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6742Dave Bryan

Even on the production's opening night the cracks were already beginning to show.

03/01/20 20:11:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8327Mr Dome

Emma Roids

03/01/20 20:06:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6108Hercules Rockefeller

The Handmaid's Tail

03/01/20 20:00:23

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2797GeeDee

Who's bloody idea was it to put the prompter on her arse?

03/01/20 21:26:56

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2797GeeDee

Definitely not wearing any knickers!!!

03/01/20 21:23:40

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And she's not either, eh? --Willie Johnson
Molly R Vote score: 1344Molly R

No, that's fine, there's no big black tattoo on her bum.

03/01/20 20:01:57

 
mike robb Vote score: 573mike robb

The end.

04/01/20 4:23:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

The Vagina Monologues

04/01/20 3:25:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4902Vivvy En

Behind, the scene

03/01/20 22:16:03

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 147Mark Wilson

Romeo,Romeo,wherefore art thou Romeo ... well he's not in there!

03/01/20 22:15:27

 
Rachel P Vote score: 319Rachel P

The cast received their prompts from the back passage

03/01/20 21:20:17

 
stone face Vote score: 6307stone face

'Tight-arse Andronicus'

03/01/20 20:44:30

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 145Madeline Charlton

"I saw the crescent, you saw the (w)hole of the moon!"

03/01/20 20:19:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13850Dan Nicholls

Headliner at The Edinburgh Minge.

03/01/20 20:14:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5429The Wolf

“Right, let’s recap. So, from this angle, the one at the top, that’s ‘always’ off limits. The thing just below that, that’s acceptable but only with consent minus certain days within a calendar month. That thing just below that, that’s the thing you need to seriously concentrate on if you’re ever going to get consent to the thing above. Good, next week, the do’s and don’ts of Armpits”

03/01/20 20:01:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4902Vivvy En

Someone really should tell her she's got her skirt caught in her drawers

04/01/20 7:59:37

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 905Willie Johnson

Hindsight is 2020. Happy New Year everybody.

04/01/20 2:16:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13850Dan Nicholls

I can only follow what's going on by lip reading.

03/01/20 21:51:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6063Stephen Bean

A Tale of Two Clitties

03/01/20 21:02:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10017Vanessa the Guesser

Gulliver was in the audience tonight wearing his shiny medallion.

03/01/20 20:02:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38449Welsh Rarebit

Memo to oneself: Put penis away before interviewing prospective secretaries.

03/01/20 20:01:18

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 346Jack Joyce

"When you said the VIP pass allows access to all areas, you weren't kidding"

03/01/20 20:00:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38449Welsh Rarebit

...and the latest candidate for leader of the going into labour party is...

03/01/20 20:00:11

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

have you checked behind the curtains?

06/01/20 13:08:43

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

Human nut dispenser

06/01/20 13:07:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9719Neil Mackenzie

When she asks:- Does my bum look big in this?
Don’t just say yes, take your time. Give it your full attention and view from different angles and don’t forget the wobble test by slapping each cheek.

04/01/20 9:43:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19786John Glover

Shirley decided to turn the other cheek.

04/01/20 2:34:48

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19786John Glover

Much a poo about nothing.

04/01/20 1:27:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

A rare outtake from the Waterboys Hole of the Moon video.

04/01/20 0:09:12

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4071Lucky Elperro

Remainers still waiting for one of their representatives to pull one out of their...

03/01/20 23:03:27

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 331Gavin Smithers

Jeremy Irons fears he may be about to be upstaged in his role as Bottom.

03/01/20 22:43:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10017Vanessa the Guesser

The Merry Midwives of Windsor

03/01/20 22:33:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6063Stephen Bean

"Of course I like your ruff, but I prefer her muff."

03/01/20 21:11:21

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5932Greg Curtis

Up at the Crack

03/01/20 21:09:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

Rear of the Year awards.

03/01/20 20:57:40

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 905Willie Johnson

Spot the mooney.

03/01/20 20:57:09

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

Phantom of the Ovula

03/01/20 20:53:46

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

The Dark Side of the Moon

03/01/20 20:50:26

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2585Crunchy Chords

Hymen of Athens

03/01/20 20:46:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

A Midbummer Night's Dream

03/01/20 20:38:01

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

“Please remove my mom, the annoying heckler in the balcony.”

03/01/20 20:31:24

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

“No, I’m not Rapunzal- I’m Juliet.”

03/01/20 20:24:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10017Vanessa the Guesser

I'm pretty sure there's going to be a happy ending.

03/01/20 20:23:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

Willy Shakespeare performs at The Globe.

03/01/20 20:23:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5429The Wolf

Peep Hole

03/01/20 20:21:12

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11254 Smuldo

Peek-a-Poo.

03/01/20 20:12:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9719Neil Mackenzie

Colleen’s friends were trying to work out how she had come bottom of the class.

03/01/20 20:10:47

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3583Karyn Harrison

"It certainly does!"

03/01/20 20:08:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

Gee Wizz! When he said he should shove it up there I truly thought it wouldn't fit.

03/01/20 20:03:26

 
Rachel P Vote score: 319Rachel P

Ron Weasly preparing Uranus for probing

03/01/20 20:01:42

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5429The Wolf

“Ok, so It’s a film, two words………GOT IT…It’s The Blob…”

03/01/20 20:00:14

 
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