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"Must definitely go to Specsavers tomorrow." Joanne said to herself. As she wondered why the train was taking so long to leave the station.
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stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

"Must definitely go to Specsavers tomorrow." Joanne said to herself. As she wondered why the train was taking so long to leave the station.

31/08/19 8:14:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7794Dave Bryan

''....and sold tomorrow.''

31/08/19 8:08:18

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stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

It was unusual to see royalty in Greggs. As the Duchess of Lancaster sat eating her steak bake, a passer by thought "Weird.... pasty duchy on the left hand side."

31/08/19 8:17:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7609Stephen Bean

Tiffany's at Breakfast

31/08/19 9:56:09

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like it --Stan Peters
Stu Dent Vote score: 3363Stu Dent

I see bread people

31/08/19 9:16:57

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4044Karyn Harrison

"I don't think this 'Women who eat in cafes' thing is going to take off Dave."

31/08/19 8:59:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10067Neil Mackenzie

She’d never had a foot long before but she had managed to fit two six inches in her mouth.

31/08/19 16:39:12

 
Tony Martin Tony Martin

waiting for a train at the wrong subway

31/08/19 16:17:06

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

"Help! I'm pinned behind this table and I can't get out."

31/08/19 15:17:33

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

"Hmmm. I've always wanted to try a footlong" thought Babs.

31/08/19 13:18:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20077John Glover

Unable to find her cousin Abraham's Bar 'Mitzvah', a confused Cynthia decided to stop here to have a drink and a bite to eat.

31/08/19 12:13:34

 
Stan Peters Stan Peters

Bugger I forgot my Red Light

31/08/19 11:11:28

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5024C CaMel

The pain of loneliness.

31/08/19 10:41:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

While Jane was confident she was at the right place, it was becoming apparent that Greg has stood her up.

31/08/19 10:32:24

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

While she waited for the boss to give her an interview, Angela pondered on just what the advertisement had meant when it said ‘able to use their loaf’.

31/08/19 10:29:08

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

The lengths some women go to to earn a crust

31/08/19 10:27:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14274Dan Nicholls

"Baguette?"
"No she hasn't eaten yet."

31/08/19 9:28:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8869Mr Dome

Helen was thankful she had a clear head today

31/08/19 9:26:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30906Tony Edwards

One day her prince will come. In the meantime she'll have a 3-foot long giant sub with all the trimmings.

31/08/19 9:17:44

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3363Stu Dent

Food for thought

31/08/19 9:14:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7609Stephen Bean

Lady filler

31/08/19 9:08:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7794Dave Bryan

''What drink would you like with your sandwich, Madam?''

''A large gin.''

31/08/19 8:23:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10726Vanessa the Guesser

Filling Station

31/08/19 8:12:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4834James Lennox

Oh, it's bloody Eleanor Rigby again.

31/08/19 8:03:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10726Vanessa the Guesser

"I need some TLC not BLT."

31/08/19 8:15:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7794Dave Bryan

''Don't eat too many sandwiches. CCTV is in operation watching your weight.''

31/08/19 8:12:21

 
Molly R Vote score: 1479Molly R

"Freshly prepared, yes - but from what??"

31/08/19 8:00:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4834James Lennox

"When your profile said you were a foot long I was expecting something... different."

31/08/19 8:00:07

 
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