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''Can I have some mice in it?''

22/08/19 8:00:24

lol

"Good evening Tom, how are you?"
"Oh, don't get me started, I woke up this morning and they were already in a mood, something to do with the sofa being ripped to shreds. Then they ran out of Gourmet Mon Petit, so I had to have Lidl own brand food, then they went to work and turned the TV off, so I've been bored all day. They don't even check the litter tray until Saturday, so I have to do gymnastics to avoid my own poo, it must be nice to have a flushing toilet. Oh, and the dog has terrible wind at the moment. Same again please"

22/08/19 9:00:42

lol

Larry the cat after a month living with Boris.

22/08/19 8:36:12

Puss in Booze

22/08/19 8:05:17

The increasing demand for cat photos by captioneers is beginning to take its toll, with many felines turning to drink. "You just never know when it might be you!" complains Oscar.

22/08/19 8:55:03

After a couple he started telling me his lives' stories.

22/08/19 9:08:44

"Could you put it on my tabby?"

22/08/19 8:02:47

I'm ready now Carol...you can take me to the bloody vets

22/08/19 9:30:10

''They got him on milk and alcohol.''

22/08/19 8:17:12

"Cheers for the drink Schrödinger. Do you still want me to check there are no mice in that box?"

22/08/19 10:23:05

Shall I purr you one?

22/08/19 8:01:51

Tot Cat

22/08/19 8:00:23

Single Moult

22/08/19 8:00:15

Liqueur pussy?

22/08/19 8:23:09

"Hair of the dog?! Blech!"

22/08/19 8:08:19