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"What idiot put the sloth over the piranha tank?"
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Mark England Vote score: 14804Mark England

"What idiot put the sloth over the piranha tank?"

06/06/19 20:29:23

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21689Michael Winner

*whisper* "The sloth is so slow that it can often be several weeks before it realises that it has died."

06/06/19 20:11:01

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

"Your call will be answered shortly."

06/06/19 22:28:43

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35640Welsh Rarebit

Lazy bones

06/06/19 20:03:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21689Michael Winner

These cigarette warning images are just getting weirder.

06/06/19 20:12:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35640Welsh Rarebit

Bone Idle

06/06/19 20:00:05

 
D C Vote score: 2688D C

Hammock for the Goth who has everything.

06/06/19 22:21:56

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 754Scrappy Doo

5 Signs You May Have An Eating Disorder

06/06/19 20:26:52

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1755James Lennox

You think he looks bad, you should see A.2412.332.

06/06/19 22:16:20

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 555Sam Cass

I don't get this. Maybe I'm just slow.

06/06/19 20:53:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8037Vanessa the Guesser

WLTM someone with GSH, well hung with longer than average body parts. No time wasters.

06/06/19 20:51:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5612Chris Keegan

"I hear Tracy was well up for a spit roast tonight"

06/06/19 20:20:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2418The Wolf

The Cripton Factor

06/06/19 20:06:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35640Welsh Rarebit

"We've named him Dave Lee Sloth"

06/06/19 21:58:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29239Tony Edwards

Size zero

06/06/19 20:55:04

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

The sloth herd appears to be thinning out.

07/06/19 16:57:53

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9139Neil Mackenzie

They will hang anything in the Tate Modern.

07/06/19 9:56:43

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 275Gavin Smithers

Even when they only offer a skeleton service, the police are confident in the long arm of the law.

07/06/19 0:36:36

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 52Madeline Charlton

Latest health and safety warning to kids mis using monkey bars in the local park !

06/06/19 22:31:02

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 275Gavin Smithers

Ocean's 14 is now in production, starring the 86-year old Michael Caine.

06/06/19 21:48:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5612Chris Keegan

Following Anthony Joshua's recent defeat to "an overweight amateur" there's much controversy over the weigh in of his next opponent"

06/06/19 21:44:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1755James Lennox

"And here we have an example of the two toed sloth, God's little 'f*ck you' to Darwin."

06/06/19 21:15:29

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 555Sam Cass

Two toed Sloth, eh? You didn't have to skin it, we would have believed you!

06/06/19 20:55:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29239Tony Edwards

A deadly sinner

06/06/19 20:52:59

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 439Lawrence Day

Love that new x-ray machine.

06/06/19 20:50:06

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5430Glyn Evans

"This is an interesting sample", said the sample.

06/06/19 20:37:04

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 754Scrappy Doo

Did you remember to let in the dog?

06/06/19 20:28:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29239Tony Edwards

Death by hanging

06/06/19 20:27:17

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 754Scrappy Doo

Models set an unrealistic standard for beauty.

06/06/19 20:24:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8037Vanessa the Guesser

Posh Spice's pole dancing goes horribly wrong when Beckham bends it

06/06/19 20:23:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20558Ian Skelding

Hangdog expression

06/06/19 20:22:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21689Michael Winner

*whisper* "Most people are surprised to learn that the two-toed sloth is, in fact, an insect."

06/06/19 20:15:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1755James Lennox

"Are you sure that's a real two toed sloth?"

"Yes, it's been bona fide."

06/06/19 20:11:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5612Chris Keegan

"Darling, while you were entertaining mum in the kitchen did you manage to bone the chicken?"
- "SHIT !!!"

06/06/19 20:04:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29239Tony Edwards

Slothology

06/06/19 20:02:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3999Dave Bryan

''On reflection I should have been a bit quicker.''

06/06/19 20:00:43

 
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