"I'm his half brother."

04/09/19 8:09:03

Well, the ventriloquism was good, but have you thought about getting a smaller dummy?

04/09/19 8:02:16

'He left some big shoes to Phil.'

04/09/19 8:37:14

Finally, a photo of Dave, with Anon

04/09/19 9:19:01

Photochop

04/09/19 8:32:47

"and welcome back to the final of 'Britain's most unlikely limbo dancer'..."

04/09/19 8:37:41

"Oops! My hand got stuck in your ass."

04/09/19 15:06:34

"I'm looking to join the military, currently looking at navel."

04/09/19 14:28:26

"I've come to the hospital to see if they can get a blackhead off my bum."

04/09/19 12:16:27

what you talking bout captioniers

04/09/19 9:08:39

"We're identical twins."
"No you're not, even your missing arms are on different sides."

04/09/19 8:53:15

''Can you put the mannequin back in the shop window?''

04/09/19 8:43:46

The long and the short of it

04/09/19 8:00:39

The Notorious B.I.G.

05/09/19 2:34:24

"Take me to your ladder."

04/09/19 23:47:08

The BFG, Big Friendly Gay.

04/09/19 21:09:56

Brother from another mother.

04/09/19 16:55:54

He had someone in his life he could always look up to.

04/09/19 16:37:43

"Jenny! You cheeky girl, I can't believe you just asked those two boys 'whose is bigger'!"

04/09/19 15:43:18

Ever since they worked together at the glue factory they've been joined at the hip

04/09/19 9:29:42

Look mum, it's not Gulliver ok??!! He was exiled way back in February

04/09/19 9:27:05

One and a half men.

04/09/19 9:10:08

excelAntMan... and his sidekick.

04/09/19 8:55:58

Big Brother's Little Brother

04/09/19 8:52:40

"Ouch...ouch...ouch...ouch...Sorry mate, I think you're going to need some new smoke detectors"

04/09/19 8:34:41

"I didn't think I'd meet the love of my life on Tinder. Thought it was a bit of a tall order."

04/09/19 8:30:18

"You talking to me cock?"

04/09/19 8:19:55

Sorry, but I definitely ordered a long black and a short white.

04/09/19 8:15:24

"This mountain here definitely broke my back alright."

04/09/19 8:12:40

*little guy talking* "This is my little brother. He really looks up to me."

04/09/19 8:11:57

Big Tom likes to remain anonymous, he clearly has a dark side.

04/09/19 8:10:15

He's a brave man, being able to get that close and not squint at the dazzle coming off that shirt.

04/09/19 8:09:59

"...and here's one of me with a famous basketball player"

04/09/19 8:06:14

"So what attracted you to Harold ?"

"I'd say his size. He's huge absolutely huge. I love his length, so long unbelievably long." Said Tall Tommy.

04/09/19 8:05:31

''You're crushing my foot.''

04/09/19 8:04:02

Long tall Pally

04/09/19 8:01:41