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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

"Say Jeez...."

07/05/19 11:00:12
 
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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6396Kenny Ireland

Bug eyed.

05/05/19 19:02:02
 
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Boycie Vote score: 7002Boycie

Royal Male

04/05/19 20:55:15
 
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Gavin Smithers Vote score: 594Gavin Smithers

"No, I won't say cheese."

03/05/19 20:13:37
 
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Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 2415Zak Toby1998

I usually steer clear of spicy food.

02/05/19 11:21:13
 
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8981Crunchy Chords

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"Wash your windscreen?" .

28/04/19 19:00:25
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 41293Dave Bryan

The film is even scarier than the trailer.

28/04/19 11:00:19
 
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Stu Dent Vote score: 5769Stu Dent

You could have at least trimmed your holly bush

26/04/19 19:06:49
 
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 54795Stephen Bean

Splash of the Titans

26/04/19 7:00:15
 
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8981Crunchy Chords
"Hes my plus swan."

25/04/19 19:00:10
 
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James Lennox Vote score: 27320James Lennox

I retract my earlier caption: THIS is the tackiest toilet I've ever seen.

24/04/19 19:09:10
 
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25306Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm really impressed with your manhood!"
"That's just the tip of the iceberg."

23/04/19 19:16:14
 
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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 14123Karyn Harrison

There she blows

21/04/19 19:00:45
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35546Ian Skelding

"What's up Glock?"

20/04/19 19:03:48
 
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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 14123Karyn Harrison

I can't believe it's nut butter!

20/04/19 9:29:08
 
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Mr. Toad Vote score: 2088Mr. Toad

"Soon the juvenile busker will hatch fully from its egg."

18/04/19 8:26:01
 
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Stu Dent Vote score: 5769Stu Dent

It's only Whack a Mole but I like it

17/04/19 19:16:43
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

A broom with a view

16/04/19 11:00:10
 
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 54795Stephen Bean

Neighbourhood Witch

16/04/19 11:00:05
 
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Trace Sarge Vote score: 2636Trace Sarge

Simply Read

15/04/19 19:01:52
 
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Spycenwolf Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Ah, crap. I'm in a David Lynch film, aren't I?"

14/04/19 19:13:13
 
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stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

Jack the giant killer.

13/04/19 7:00:15
 
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John Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

"Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me ..

09/04/19 19:55:39
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35546Ian Skelding

Pollygone

07/04/19 11:22:45
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Pollygone maybe? --John Glover
Stu Dent Vote score: 5769Stu Dent

A Bee M X bike

04/04/19 7:02:50
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 15865Chris Keegan

"Yes love, it does"

02/04/19 11:02:41
 
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Mark England Vote score: 24368Mark England

Raj had a feeling that he was being ridiculed when he noticed the letters ARF on the other side of the microphone

27/03/19 21:06:37
 
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 54795Stephen Bean

No ruminant at the inn

20/03/19 12:00:06
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Yeah couldn't agree more James, great caption.  --The Wolf
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 14123Karyn Harrison

The towel and the pussycat

15/03/19 12:00:23
 
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Hercules Rockefeller Vote score: 16885Hercules Rockefeller

"Here, Mr. Gulliver, I found your shuttlecock."

12/03/19 12:02:52
 
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Mr Dome Vote score: 20605Mr Dome

Not sure 3 legged football will catch on

11/03/19 8:56:33
 
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Mr Dome Vote score: 20605Mr Dome

What are those Things on her head?

11/03/19 6:28:37
 
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Mr Dome Vote score: 20605Mr Dome

Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet

09/03/19 12:17:26
 
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Hercules Rockefeller Vote score: 16885Hercules Rockefeller

Paper beats rock

08/03/19 20:02:24
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 41293Dave Bryan

''Do you comb here often?''

07/03/19 20:05:48
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😂 Haven’t got any supervotes this week but wanted to tell you that after seeing this pic for time, I think your caption is really funny 😁  --Karen Oakenfull
John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Donald Trump's advisers suggest he enters Mexico discreetly for the summit meeting.

07/03/19 8:30:43
 
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Vivvy En Vote score: 17307Vivvy En

"I'm just going out for a quick spin"

06/03/19 8:22:17
 
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Trace Sarge Vote score: 2636Trace Sarge

Bend it like Barkham

04/03/19 9:36:50
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

"SHAAAAAAAAAAARON!"

27/02/19 12:00:06
 
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25306Vanessa the Guesser

Baroquey Balboa

26/02/19 12:12:56
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43054Tony Edwards

Dunkin' Goodhew

26/02/19 9:25:25
 
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Funny Bean Vote score: 54795Funny Bean

Chilled to the bone

25/02/19 8:00:26
 
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Trace Sarge Vote score: 2636Trace Sarge

Out of order...crack in glass

24/02/19 20:01:22
 
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20809Dan Nicholls

Donkey Oak-tree

18/02/19 12:07:44
 
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20809Dan Nicholls

Julius Sneezer

12/02/19 8:17:51
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Orangutango

09/02/19 20:00:03
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Sam Cass Vote score: 1011Sam Cass

More Th>n one Freeman.

08/02/19 12:13:53
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Brilliant caption! --Karyn Harrison
The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

Just found this picture on Tumblr

08/02/19 12:00:06
 
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8981Crunchy Chords
"Then as we walked toward the waiting helicopter, the pilot shouted, "Who wants to ride up front? and I raised my hand and shouted, Bagsy! . ...And thats how I lost my arm."

05/02/19 8:00:26
 
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Scrappy Doo Vote score: 18695Scrappy Doo

To the twat cave!

29/01/19 11:50:11
 
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James Lennox Vote score: 27320James Lennox

Replace your groin armour now Stormtrooper #66!

26/01/19 12:12:44
 
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Anthony Smith Vote score: 122Anthony Smith

"Any idea who's behind this??"

24/01/19 12:36:18
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Humpty Dumpty? --Karyn Harrison
Stu Dent Vote score: 5769Stu Dent

ET Never could master landing

23/01/19 12:00:06
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 15865Chris Keegan

Jesus Christ love, we're only going down the pub for a quick half!

21/01/19 20:06:32
 
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Hercules Rockefeller Vote score: 16885Hercules Rockefeller

"This must be how my parakeet feels."

20/01/19 20:05:39
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

The Fashion of the Christ

16/01/19 12:11:40
 
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stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

One way tweet.

16/01/19 8:02:24
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Jenny is prone to pancake attacks.

13/01/19 8:00:37
 
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

" ...... your call is very valuable to us, you are now 3rd in the queue ..."

11/01/19 8:20:35
 
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Funny Bean Vote score: 54795Funny Bean

Palm tree

08/01/19 8:00:05
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When a caption appears after a few seconds it will probably have been prepared in advance rather than be the result of ''speed and cleverness''. The lucky captioneer will simply be the one who downloads it the quickest. As Karyn points out, it... --Dave Bryan
Ian Skelding Vote score: 35546Ian Skelding

"Your fins are forgiven."

06/01/19 20:20:59
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 41293Dave Bryan

''The drinks are on me.''

01/01/19 12:13:00
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I reckon this caption would be even better without the first half. --Molly R
Dave Bryan Vote score: 41293Dave Bryan

Goldfish

28/12/18 12:00:56
 
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25306Vanessa the Guesser

The Post Office launch new envelope sealing service.

27/12/18 12:01:00
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 15865Chris Keegan

And how was your Bernard Matthews turkey?

27/12/18 10:11:02
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I laughed because I had both "bootiful" and "tough as old boots" pop into my head at the same instant! --Molly R
Funny Bean Vote score: 54795Funny Bean

The Dalai Lemur

26/12/18 20:00:06
 
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Funny Bean Vote score: 54795Funny Bean

"Please officer, can you let me off? It's my birthday tomorrow."

24/12/18 12:52:15
 
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Charlie Depp Vote score: 21910Charlie Depp

🎵 A stray in a manger

24/12/18 8:00:08
 
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Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

All of their rooms are booked up

21/12/18 20:03:19
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"Nod 20:08????" should read "Nod 20:00:08????"  --Dot Old
Charlie Depp Vote score: 21910Charlie Depp

Homeless in Philadelphia

21/12/18 12:00:08
 
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stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

She deserves a snooze, she's been hard hat it all day.

14/12/18 20:01:01
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 41293Dave Bryan

''Sod the Milk Tray. Get me back to the surface.''

14/12/18 12:35:23
 
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Funny Bean Vote score: 54795Funny Bean

Rambo's mission was to shoot the country's monarch.

10/12/18 8:39:10
 
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Stu Dent Vote score: 5769Stu Dent

Ideal for Drag Racing

09/12/18 12:00:11
 
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Mr Dome Vote score: 20605Mr Dome

Wayne's leap

08/12/18 12:00:52
 
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8981Crunchy Chords
Cornered-beef

30/11/18 20:01:06
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
Mr Dome Vote score: 20605Mr Dome

🎶 Goodbye Nomud Jeans

30/11/18 9:03:12
 
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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 14123Karyn Harrison

"HUSH Puppy!"

21/11/18 20:00:18
 
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Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Ravenous

20/11/18 20:44:18
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 15865Chris Keegan

Good old Dave, he spent so long attempting to chip his ball out of the bunker he moved in.

20/11/18 13:50:19
 
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stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"Waiter waiter! There's some fin in my coffee."

18/11/18 8:02:46
 
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I didn't think anyone still used the Galaxy Note 7.

16/11/18 10:14:58
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 41293Dave Bryan

''Oops, I've dropped the baby down the toilet.''

15/11/18 12:03:43
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"I baptize you Floaty McFloatface." --Karyn Harrison
stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

Here's Larry doing his Van Gogh. He's a really good impressionist you know.

14/11/18 12:24:28
 
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Funny Bean Vote score: 54795Funny Bean

Toed in the hole

13/11/18 20:01:06
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Nod to https://www.caption.me/356778https://www.caption.me/277138https://www.caption.me/63354 --Funny Bean
stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"I agree. We're all here to flex our mussels."

10/11/18 20:19:11
 
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Mike mainly sang about his fishing trips

07/11/18 9:22:04
 
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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 14123Karyn Harrison

Ribbits in the headlights

01/11/18 20:00:54
 
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25306Vanessa the Guesser

Tony Blair's lovingly carved pumpkin of Cherie.

01/11/18 8:04:28
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Bit harsh on the pumpkin --Mr Dome
Chris Keegan Vote score: 15865Chris Keegan

It took me a while to get through that beer but the wife's Christmas present is sorted.

28/10/18 20:02:47
 
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Stu Dent Vote score: 5769Stu Dent

Looks like he defeated the penguin. Also clubs viscounts wagon wheels and hobnobs.

21/10/18 9:19:59
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

I see that the fair has just left town.

18/10/18 7:00:18
 
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25306Vanessa the Guesser

The birds love him.

17/10/18 7:09:43
 
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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 6238Chris Halliwell

Go ahead punk, make my Christmas day.

14/10/18 19:19:17
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43054Tony Edwards

Goatswriter

14/10/18 7:35:16
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Introducing the new cheese and bunion flavour Wotsits.

12/10/18 19:00:22
 
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Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"You're gonna need a bigger board."

10/10/18 11:01:39
 
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Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"Take me to your ladder"

10/10/18 7:16:53
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35546Ian Skelding

I.T.rex

07/10/18 11:05:13
 
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Mark England Vote score: 24368Mark England

Shampoo and Setter

05/10/18 11:21:13
 
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