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Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

"Can you see my ribs?"
"You are kidding mate, aren't you."

19/05/19 20:11:19

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Me so hungry, said the cooking monster.

19/05/19 21:47:40

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 662Sam Cass

Old MacDonald HAD a farm.

19/05/19 21:17:26

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

"Thanks for looking after my horse François ... where is he?"

19/05/19 21:28:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

Dave has already lost 30 pounds, he spent it on pork.

19/05/19 20:04:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29620Tony Edwards

Big Geoff prefers to eat à la cart.

19/05/19 21:05:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4277Vivvy En

"Doc says I have to take more care of myself...standing outside in the fresh air is good, right?"

19/05/19 20:34:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

"My wife says she can't have sex with me anymore, everytime we try she tells me she's on the blob"

19/05/19 20:09:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

It's such a shame to see food go to waist, face, arms and legs.

19/05/19 20:03:49

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4928Paul Reeve

Meat the Fat Focker

19/05/19 21:30:12

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

"What you mean you gone vegan??!!"

19/05/19 21:26:17

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

How can you tell when it's done?
When there's a shooting pain down it's left arm.

19/05/19 20:44:27

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

"Got any rolls?"

19/05/19 20:20:39

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Chubby chicker

19/05/19 20:06:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

Troughy hunter

19/05/19 20:06:02

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

Pork Chap

19/05/19 20:04:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3534Stephen Bean

"I was only 10 stone before the wife started catching bloody tigers."

19/05/19 20:04:28

 
Joe Vote score: 1594Joe

Bloatisserie

19/05/19 20:02:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

Spit or swallow? Definitely swallow, definitely.

19/05/19 20:01:07

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Silverback grilla

19/05/19 20:00:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

"Can you get me another Diet Coke to have with my chickens, please luv?"

19/05/19 20:00:04

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4477C CaMel

"sorry Sir, you can't bring your own food into the cinema."

20/05/19 6:51:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9260Neil Mackenzie

Nothing goes to waste; I eat any left overs, unfortunately I end up with a big waist.

19/05/19 23:52:46

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3655Lucky Elperro

I'm not fat. I'm insulin resistant.

19/05/19 23:24:31

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3655Lucky Elperro

Jeremy Kyle says early retirement is not without its problems.

19/05/19 23:19:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3534Stephen Bean

"It looked like a big lizard. I got it cheap because it fell off the back of a lorry."

19/05/19 23:04:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6875Mr Dome

You are what you eat and he is a prime example

19/05/19 22:26:50

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 63Poxy Jock

Where the f**k is Biafra?

19/05/19 22:11:03

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

We've been trying to have kids for years. My wife said I should buy a turkey baster but I don't see how this is gonna help!

19/05/19 21:53:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4477C CaMel

Looks seasoned

19/05/19 21:52:56

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

All the women love it when I cook... can't you see the massive Barbie queue?

19/05/19 21:32:33

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 662Sam Cass

He's the cook and a vegetarian, you judgemental lot!

19/05/19 21:16:54

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 93Madeline Charlton

Man vs Food .Extreme edition . This week , Belly Pork !

19/05/19 21:04:56

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 905Karen Oakenfull

“Looks good enough to eat Ken.” Remarked his neighbour from over the fence. “When do all your guests arrive?”
“What guests?” Said Ken bemused.

19/05/19 20:45:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

Mr Norris couldn't understand it- he and his employee Dave were shifting 300 racks a day, but they were barely breaking even.

19/05/19 20:44:44

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"I'm thinking of ordering some aprons online for such occasions. They don't have my size in stock anywhere this goddamn country. Dunno which size to order though from those Chinese though. What do you think? What size do I need?"

"You need exercise."

19/05/19 20:44:13

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4477C CaMel

'It's what Mamma would'a wanted.'

19/05/19 20:44:11

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

Does this morbid obesity make my ass look big?

19/05/19 20:42:18

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

He who liveth by the swine, dieth by the swine.

19/05/19 20:41:32

 
larry G. Vote score: 1300larry G.

"Whipped up a little snack before my morning jog."

19/05/19 20:33:40

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

"Oh come on Tex, you don't have to throw me out. I only asked for a bit of salad for Christ's sake."

19/05/19 20:33:39

 
larry G. Vote score: 1300larry G.

Wow! I found the hors d' oeuvres tray.

19/05/19 20:30:30

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

"Nice rack mate."

"Thanks,but what do you think of the food?"

19/05/19 20:27:44

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

"I really don't think Nan would've minded, and it was the cheapest cremation place I could find."

19/05/19 20:24:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8668Vanessa the Guesser

I'm not sure I fancy Nigella any more now she's transitioning.

19/05/19 20:23:13

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

He always waits too long before taking them off the fire. He seems to have a "wait" problem.

19/05/19 20:22:35

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

Am gonna take a wild guess that he's yank.

19/05/19 20:21:57

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Chicken breasts? Ermmm no they're more like cows udders!

19/05/19 20:19:12

 
larry G. Vote score: 1300larry G.

Breakfast of champions!

19/05/19 20:18:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8668Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm having friends for dinner today"

19/05/19 20:13:59

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

"What do you do with the excess fat?"
"Well... I wear black to hide my titties and belly"

19/05/19 20:08:36

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

"That's my starter almost done."

19/05/19 20:07:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

The Fatkins Diet

19/05/19 20:06:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2373James Lennox

Thought I'd give this Keto diet a chance.

19/05/19 20:05:54

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Doctors are baffled as Jeff only puts weight on his right leg and right tit.

19/05/19 20:04:30

 
Joe Vote score: 1594Joe

The gallumphing gourmet

19/05/19 20:03:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

Chicken in the Casket

19/05/19 20:03:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19188John Glover

"No this is mine, yours are being barbied over there."

19/05/19 20:03:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

"Shall I put another shrimp on the barbie?"

19/05/19 20:01:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

Diet Chef

19/05/19 20:00:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

George recommends the redneck lean, mean, fat reducing grilling machine.

19/05/19 20:00:17

 
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