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When is this bloody thing going to hatch?
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GeeDee Vote score: 2719GeeDee

When is this bloody thing going to hatch?

18/11/19 18:06:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9583Neil Mackenzie

Romancing the Stone.

19/11/19 19:24:22

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It's a shame this was a late entry. Hopefully more people see it. --James Lennox
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

"The Beatles are okay," thought the rhino, "but I LOVE The Stones."

18/11/19 12:13:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3565James Lennox

So that's how rhinos get their rocks off.

18/11/19 12:06:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19615John Glover

"Get the Vet', his testicles are swollen again."

18/11/19 12:40:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5231Stephen Bean

His partner's petrified.

18/11/19 12:18:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7809Mr Dome

Lions are bold but rhinos are boulder fu*kers

18/11/19 14:38:30

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dave the rave Vote score: 143dave the rave

This is what being single does to you.

18/11/19 12:02:47

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 491Generic RedHead

"Don't worry kids, he's just itching himself."

18/11/19 17:12:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5231Stephen Bean

Spunk rocker

18/11/19 12:11:51

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1353Scrijjy Doo

The Prince has no recollection of this.

18/11/19 15:25:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4740Vivvy En

Ronnie was happy to show Sharon the Stone some of his basic instinct

18/11/19 15:24:12

 
Dev B Vote score: 427Dev B

After losing his horn to poacher Jack, the rhino sharpened his d**k to teach him a lesson.

18/11/19 13:56:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13447Dan Nicholls

Like a rhino-stone cowbooooooy.

18/11/19 13:43:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9563Vanessa the Guesser

Heavy Petting Zoo

18/11/19 12:25:54

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

"Look at that, SO...human..."

18/11/19 12:20:01

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 128Jack Joyce

"I told you it felt like I shit a brick"

18/11/19 19:52:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7809Mr Dome

They come in all shapes and sizes

18/11/19 14:34:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4937The Wolf

"And now for the latest election news. Labour have announced free Rhinos standing over rocks for everyone in the UK by 2025..."

18/11/19 13:43:33

 
dave the rave Vote score: 143dave the rave

Seems Excalibur's only gone and got his sword stuck in another rock. Why don't you give him a hand Arthur.

18/11/19 13:17:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5231Stephen Bean

"He pumiced to love me forever."

18/11/19 12:53:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

"...And that is the legend of how 'Rocky Balboa' was conceived."

18/11/19 12:21:41

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

"What we see here, folks, is a RHINO getting charged..."

18/11/19 12:18:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6179Dave Bryan

Frisky on the rocks

18/11/19 12:16:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3565James Lennox

Young rhinos are timid and frigid, but after puberty they start getting boulder.

18/11/19 12:15:01

 
Mark England Vote score: 15654Mark England

Poor Mrs Rhinoceros. It was 4 days before she realised that the cunning hyenas had stolen her baby and replaced it with a rock

18/11/19 12:09:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30268Tony Edwards

Should've gone to Specsavers

18/11/19 12:01:22

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 761Willie Johnson

Passing that stone must have been very painful.

23/11/19 9:56:25

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 314Gavin Smithers

If you look like this you can join the South African scrum practice

19/11/19 14:47:29

 
Tanya Sara Fillbrook Tanya Sara Fillbrook

''Is this a rock or a date night?''

19/11/19 10:21:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22366Michael Winner

Another triumph for the world's greatest balloon animal maker.

18/11/19 19:13:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7809Mr Dome

You is a goddam muddyf*cker

18/11/19 14:39:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7280Chris Keegan

“Sorry, when I asked for a Rhino on the rocks I was kinda expecting a drink”

18/11/19 13:44:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7809Mr Dome

You're innate

18/11/19 13:00:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30268Tony Edwards

Leeds Rhino

18/11/19 12:42:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3565James Lennox

"And what sort of animal is this Timmy?"

"Oh, I think it's a camel Dad."

"But it has a horn Timmy."

"Maybe, but it also has a hump."

18/11/19 12:28:57

 
stone face Vote score: 5964stone face

Rhino Neal in 'What's Up Roc?'

18/11/19 12:09:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9563Vanessa the Guesser

"Come on Gladys, don't be such a stick in the mud"

18/11/19 12:03:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37699Welsh Rarebit

Breaking news: Rhino gives birth to Rock Hopper

18/11/19 12:00:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7280Chris Keegan

Rocky likes to satisfy himself most days somewhere between a rock and a hard place.

18/11/19 12:00:41

 
dave the rave Vote score: 143dave the rave

Wow I think he's cracked it.

18/11/19 12:00:33

 
dave the rave Vote score: 143dave the rave

Show off!

18/11/19 12:00:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37699Welsh Rarebit

Stuck between a rock and a hard placenta

18/11/19 12:00:17

 
dave the rave Vote score: 143dave the rave

Looks like Roger is getting stoned again.

18/11/19 12:00:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5231Stephen Bean

Rhino horny

18/11/19 12:00:03

 
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