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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38348Welsh Rarebit

Alpacalips Now

09/09/19 19:00:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13810Dan Nicholls

Heavy petting zoo

09/09/19 19:05:54

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4061Lucky Elperro

"In this country you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the women." - Al Pacachino.

09/09/19 21:15:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5936Glyn Evans

"That's llamore"

09/09/19 19:18:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1547Scrijjy Doo

Once you go paca, you never go backa.

09/09/19 20:20:02

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 940Sam Cass

Kiss any lower Clara and alpaca my bags and leave her.

09/09/19 19:00:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 882Willie Johnson

Menagerie a trois.

09/09/19 19:47:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21160Ian Skelding

"Don't you think we should let the Vet drain that boil?"

09/09/19 19:34:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30455Tony Edwards

Bernie Clifton's daughter continues the family tradition.

09/09/19 19:12:40

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4785Chris Halliwell

Jedward the Golden Years.

09/09/19 19:38:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8271Mr Dome

Well honey, you know I spit but do you swallow?

09/09/19 20:38:50

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19769John Glover

"If you tread on my foot again you little shit, I'll have you for my next sunday roast and new jumper."

09/09/19 19:48:54

 
stone face Vote score: 6238stone face

We hired these camelids from a company run by Tibetan monks, called The Dial-A Llama.

09/09/19 19:38:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5973Stephen Bean

"You can have a kiss but keep your Andes to yourself lady!"

09/09/19 19:26:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2995Stu Dent

push me pulled Sue

09/09/19 19:00:07

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

Alsmacka

10/09/19 12:55:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9705Neil Mackenzie

Animal testing for Paco Rabanne aftershave.

10/09/19 4:10:35

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19769John Glover

Shiela's really into earwax.

09/09/19 20:27:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2995Stu Dent

In a months time she had a lovely walm pair of gloves to go with the scarf and sitting infront of a steaming hot Alpaca tagine without a care in the world

09/09/19 19:34:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7780Chris Keegan

It would seem that Kate clearly misses seeing a full head of hair.

09/09/19 19:20:55

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22457Michael Winner

What's going on- TWO Boris Johnsons?

09/09/19 19:11:29

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13810Dan Nicholls

William wasn't the first goofy lummox Kate had kissed.

09/09/19 19:05:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3531Karyn Harrison

Kiss my alpaca!

09/09/19 19:04:55

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3531Karyn Harrison

Ugh "Ever heard of Listerine lady?"

09/09/19 19:04:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5973Stephen Bean

"Alpaca on the cheek any time."

09/09/19 19:00:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6715Dave Bryan

''Although he was ugly and fat, the beautiful princess felt sorry for the Welsh farmer. So she closed her eyes and kissed him. Amazingly, when she opened them again he had disappeared and a handsome alpaca had taken his place....''

09/09/19 20:48:06

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4836C CaMel

It didn't go down well.

09/09/19 20:31:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8271Mr Dome

🎵 if you want my body, and you think I'm sexy
Come on baby let me know

09/09/19 20:27:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1547Scrijjy Doo

Bruce Vilanch has still got it.

09/09/19 20:16:55

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 144Madeline Charlton

Alpuckerpaca

09/09/19 19:55:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30455Tony Edwards

Wooly bully

09/09/19 19:27:41

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

“Mu-um! Yes, I’ve got a clean hanky and yes I’ve cleaned my teeth and remembered my vest and dinner money. Now, gerroff before my mates think I’m a mummy’s boy.”

09/09/19 19:16:46

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5378The Wolf

"I've got it, quick, shave the bastard"

09/09/19 19:14:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7780Chris Keegan

Ok, ok, point proven, there's more mileage with cat photos.

09/09/19 19:13:57

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2532Trace Sarge

Necking on

09/09/19 19:08:33

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 940Sam Cass

Dear Marjorie,

He likes to be choked. I hate it. What can I do to stop him from bringing other species into our bedroom to fulfil his fantasy?

Signed, Suri.

09/09/19 19:07:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2564Crunchy Chords

"I'm trying to make them love me but I feel like I'm just banging my head against a wool."

09/09/19 19:02:21

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 940Sam Cass


All the girls called him the Deli Llama.

09/09/19 19:00:44

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2564Crunchy Chords

"I love these twins, they're the spitting image of each other."

09/09/19 19:00:22

 
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