As she got on the bus, the bus driver said "Jeezus that's one ugly looking baby." Sitting down, crying, a fellow passenger asked what was up. "The bus driver has just said something really nasty to me." "Well don't you take that, get back up there and give him a piece of your mind. Go on , I'll hold your monkey."

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You can't beat Tommy Cooper for ugly baby jokes!

[anon]

14/08/19
1:06pm

Love it :)

The Wolf

14/08/19
1:41pm

Best Cooper joke ever....Man walks into the doctors with a big strawberry growing out the side of his head.
The doctor said- "I'll give you some cream for that."

(caption author)

14/08/19
2:21pm

But why was the fellow passenger crying?

[anon]

14/08/19
2:52pm

He'd just read one of your captions..

stone face

14/08/19
3:02pm

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