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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3154Karyn Harrison

Sound asleep

04/11/19 20:23:18

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1298Scrijjy Doo

TrumPet

05/11/19 3:36:43

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5719Glyn Evans

Well that backfired. I'll never try to smuggle a cat in my French horn case again.

04/11/19 20:26:38

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

Felix Mendelssohn

04/11/19 20:00:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7644Mr Dome

- Do you know your cat is shedding fur all over my bloody case??
- no, but if you hum it I'll play along

04/11/19 21:13:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

Benjamin Kitten

04/11/19 20:02:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30128Tony Edwards

Orchestra kit

04/11/19 20:18:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

"Why are you so disappointed? You said you wanted to play with my pussy and have a blow job."

04/11/19 20:00:13

 
Mark England Vote score: 15620Mark England

"Well I can't find it. I'm sure I heard them say that there's a tuna in here "

04/11/19 20:20:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

Henry Purrcell

04/11/19 20:01:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

As soon as I saw Molly was dead I knew my ex had orchestrated the whole thing.

04/11/19 20:00:45

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22332Michael Winner

Tombone.

05/11/19 7:34:45

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22332Michael Winner

Snoozaphone.

05/11/19 7:34:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3154Karyn Harrison

Where there's a mog there's brass.

04/11/19 20:37:26

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5143Paul Reeve

“I really think we ought to take the cat the the vets love, that tuba on his paw is massive.”

04/11/19 20:23:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4691The Wolf

Feline horny

04/11/19 20:21:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9426Vanessa the Guesser

Bach in 10 minutes.

04/11/19 20:02:57

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2359Crunchy Chords

"There's nothing quite like the feel of soft velvet on my horny pussy" said Mrs Slocombe. "And I am unanimous in that."

04/11/19 20:00:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13357Dan Nicholls

Don't lie like that Kevin, you'll get deep vein trombonesis

04/11/19 22:03:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 709Willie Johnson

Sadly, the horn player was allergic to cat fur. The recital did not go well.

04/11/19 21:28:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

Purrfect pitch

04/11/19 20:56:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

Oh do come on! Are you genuinely trying to tell me that you've never seen a pussy in the horn section before??

04/11/19 20:53:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3154Karyn Harrison

🎵 Little Russian Blue come blow your horn ...

04/11/19 20:41:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3154Karyn Harrison

Mewsic lover

04/11/19 20:03:00

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2359Crunchy Chords

"Pierre, it's time we had un petit chat about leaving your French horn case open."

04/11/19 20:01:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2710Stu Dent

If you lose sight of the cats eyes use the horn

04/11/19 20:01:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

Claude Depussy

04/11/19 20:01:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9426Vanessa the Guesser

He's been classically trained.

04/11/19 20:00:36

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 294Gavin Smithers

Hornithologist

07/11/19 9:52:06

 
larry G. Vote score: 1371larry G.

That’s one horny kitty.

05/11/19 23:59:43

 
Eddy Griffits Vote score: 40Eddy Griffits

Cat pain Hornblower.

05/11/19 15:17:02

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3924Lucky Elperro

Of all the cats I could have chosen from the rescue centre I had to choose the one that wanted to join bloody the Salvation Army.

04/11/19 22:56:24

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3924Lucky Elperro

Pied Pipers identity finally revealed.

04/11/19 22:49:48

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3924Lucky Elperro

He's a bloody helluva cat to wake up.

04/11/19 22:49:03

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 709Willie Johnson

"i'll never understand French porn."
"That's French HORN."
"I'll never understand that either."

04/11/19 21:48:45

 
Mark England Vote score: 15620Mark England

"I've brought a dead cat, but I dont understand how it's belly will fix your violin"
"Blimey Dave, I said I need some catgut..."

04/11/19 21:03:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30128Tony Edwards

Copycat

04/11/19 20:36:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9530Neil Mackenzie

Just the tuba us.
We can make it if we try.

04/11/19 20:16:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

Have you ever noticed that some cats poo can be truly artistic?

04/11/19 20:12:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37406Welsh Rarebit

Horny beast

04/11/19 20:02:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37406Welsh Rarebit

Tom was feeling brassed off

04/11/19 20:00:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37406Welsh Rarebit

Tom Varner

04/11/19 20:00:24

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37406Welsh Rarebit

"Miaou" - The French Connection

04/11/19 20:00:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

Cat and mousaphone

04/11/19 20:00:05

 
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