Clothes Encounters of the Bird Kind

11/10/19 12:06:57

clever

"Do your zip up Dave, I can see your pecker"

11/10/19 12:00:17

"I'm sorry sir, you're going to have to leave. We don't like migration in this country"

11/10/19 12:52:06

Horus is looking dapper these days.

11/10/19 17:44:55

"Ah, you must be Mr. Griffin."

11/10/19 13:55:07

Hatch.com.

WLTM game bird with GSOH. Own nest and transport. Non-smoker preferred.

11/10/19 12:36:31

"So we decided to go to the seaside for the day and I thought, right...be prepared this time, so I wore this mask...and GUESS WHAT? A Bastard Seagull still stole my chips"

11/10/19 12:16:45

Looking fly

11/10/19 12:13:54

We talk to birdman gangster Dave 'talons' Smith on the release of his autobiography 'Egrets, I've had a Few'.

11/10/19 12:07:53

Right here's the bill. How much?!! Who ordered the mice and rabbits?

11/10/19 12:06:11

So, I went to the barber and said make me look like Eddie…….maybe I should have added 'Murphy'.

11/10/19 12:00:34

I see the security's stepped up at the Angry Bird auditions.

13/10/19 18:34:46

For the eagle eyed amongst us , note the retro element of this photo..."

12/10/19 15:34:46

Stephen, hawking

11/10/19 23:19:43

Sorry this isn’t a strip club. You will find where eagles bare two doors down on your right.

11/10/19 23:11:30

Bold Eagle

11/10/19 21:40:41

Birds of a Leather

11/10/19 19:50:49

"He's quite famous you know . He was the runner up on last years 'Britain's Got talons.'

11/10/19 15:59:26

"Hey pal, don't flock with me.”

11/10/19 13:42:27

"You think that he's weird, I been to his home, that's really eyrie."

11/10/19 12:31:52

Gansta Raptor

11/10/19 12:30:28

The BirdFather can make you disappear with just one caw.

11/10/19 12:28:32

"I hear you have an ill-eagle job that requires certain talons."

11/10/19 12:23:38

Up in front of the beak.

11/10/19 12:15:10

Forget the caption! Just show me his car. Time for revenge!

11/10/19 12:04:03

"...He was a shifty-looking, hook-nosed, beady-eyed type. I tried to make him feel welcome, offered to take his coat but he got into a right flap and flew into a rage attacking poor Snuffles, our pug. I want him caught, Officer, you must know him, I saw he was wearing one of those ankle tags."

11/10/19 19:04:47

When The Sopranos Come Back To Capistrano

11/10/19 15:11:11

Dressed to get laid.

11/10/19 13:24:38

The Reverand Avian

11/10/19 13:10:42

“Bad day in the office love? Who ruffled your feathers this time?”

11/10/19 12:58:42

Condor man

11/10/19 12:57:44

Fine pedigree falcon

11/10/19 12:44:32

He spends all his time bullion the other birds.

11/10/19 12:39:34

"Where's Reggie Ronnie?"
"He's doing bird."

11/10/19 12:19:20

"I'm hoping to impress the chicks."

11/10/19 12:14:26

Legal eagle.

11/10/19 12:13:12

Preys on birds

11/10/19 12:09:37

"That's a fletchling outfit."

11/10/19 12:05:27

"Where's this new eagle-eyed security guard then?"

11/10/19 12:04:32

Sharp dresser

11/10/19 12:03:57

I bet he buys his clothes from Bird-tons

11/10/19 12:02:13