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Clothes Encounters of the Bird Kind
11/10/19 11:06:57
"Do your zip up Dave, I can see your pecker"
11/10/19 11:00:17
"I'm sorry sir, you're going to have to leave. We don't like migration in this country"
11/10/19 11:52:06
Horus is looking dapper these days.
11/10/19 16:44:55
"Ah, you must be Mr. Griffin."
11/10/19 12:55:07
Hatch.com.WLTM game bird with GSOH. Own nest and transport. Non-smoker preferred.
11/10/19 11:36:31
"So we decided to go to the seaside for the day and I thought, right...be prepared this time, so I wore this mask...and GUESS WHAT? A Bastard Seagull still stole my chips"
11/10/19 11:16:45
Looking fly
11/10/19 11:13:54
We talk to birdman gangster Dave 'talons' Smith on the release of his autobiography 'Egrets, I've had a Few'.
11/10/19 11:07:53
Right here's the bill. How much?!! Who ordered the mice and rabbits?
11/10/19 11:06:11
So, I went to the barber and said make me look like Eddie…….maybe I should have added 'Murphy'.
11/10/19 11:00:34
I see the security's stepped up at the Angry Bird auditions.
13/10/19 17:34:46
For the eagle eyed amongst us , note the retro element of this photo..."
12/10/19 14:34:46
Stephen, hawking
11/10/19 22:19:43
Sorry this isn’t a strip club. You will find where eagles bare two doors down on your right.
11/10/19 22:11:30
Bold Eagle
11/10/19 20:40:41
Birds of a Leather
11/10/19 18:50:49
"He's quite famous you know . He was the runner up on last years 'Britain's Got talons.'
11/10/19 14:59:26
"Hey pal, don't flock with me.”
11/10/19 12:42:27
"You think that he's weird, I been to his home, that's really eyrie."
11/10/19 11:31:52
Gansta Raptor
11/10/19 11:30:28
The BirdFather can make you disappear with just one caw.
11/10/19 11:28:32
"I hear you have an ill-eagle job that requires certain talons."
11/10/19 11:23:38
Up in front of the beak.
11/10/19 11:15:10
Forget the caption! Just show me his car. Time for revenge!
11/10/19 11:04:03
"...He was a shifty-looking, hook-nosed, beady-eyed type. I tried to make him feel welcome, offered to take his coat but he got into a right flap and flew into a rage attacking poor Snuffles, our pug. I want him caught, Officer, you must know him, I saw he was wearing one of those ankle tags."
11/10/19 18:04:47
When The Sopranos Come Back To Capistrano
11/10/19 14:11:11
Dressed to get laid.
11/10/19 12:24:38
The Reverand Avian
11/10/19 12:10:42
“Bad day in the office love? Who ruffled your feathers this time?”
11/10/19 11:58:42
Condor man
11/10/19 11:57:44
Fine pedigree falcon
11/10/19 11:44:32
He spends all his time bullion the other birds.
11/10/19 11:39:34
"Where's Reggie Ronnie?""He's doing bird."
11/10/19 11:19:20
"I'm hoping to impress the chicks."
11/10/19 11:14:26
Legal eagle.
11/10/19 11:13:12
Preys on birds
11/10/19 11:09:37
"That's a fletchling outfit."
11/10/19 11:05:27
"Where's this new eagle-eyed security guard then?"
11/10/19 11:04:32
Sharp dresser
11/10/19 11:03:57
I bet he buys his clothes from Bird-tons
11/10/19 11:02:13