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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

"Mummy, why have you had silly cone implants?"

22/05/19 8:00:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8669Vanessa the Guesser

Nigel decided there and then to pursue a career in Health & Safety.

22/05/19 8:28:28

 
Mark England Vote score: 15147Mark England

The Great Pyramids of Liza

22/05/19 8:55:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

She'd be no good on Pointless.

22/05/19 10:17:32

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10944 Smuldo

"The Milky Bras are on Me..."

22/05/19 8:09:36

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

her boobs look good from the right angle.

22/05/19 8:04:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19189John Glover

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

22/05/19 11:57:39

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

Pokémom

22/05/19 9:57:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9260Neil Mackenzie

Twin Peaks

22/05/19 10:01:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4277Vivvy En

Freaky blinders

22/05/19 8:35:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3534Stephen Bean

Milfy Bra Kid

22/05/19 8:16:51

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Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Bust lens.

22/05/19 8:00:36

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 662Sam Cass

"She'll shoot your eye out."

22/05/19 12:17:31

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

I'd like to go 9/11 on those towers.

22/05/19 11:03:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29620Tony Edwards

"Should've gone to Sexsavers."

22/05/19 8:35:18

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Nipped in the Bud.

22/05/19 8:06:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

"I told you not to run so fast at me when you want a hug."

22/05/19 8:04:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

"Trevor, all boys have to learn that if you fantasize about sex all day, it WILL damage your eyesight"

22/05/19 8:00:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12689Dan Nicholls

Young Boris Johnson was in love with his teacher. You could say he was Madonna.

22/05/19 8:00:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3534Stephen Bean

Points of View

22/05/19 8:00:19

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 905Karen Oakenfull

As beautiful as Janet was, many men had tried and failed to get close.

22/05/19 21:34:46

 
larry G. Vote score: 1300larry G.

Wow! The Pointer Sisters."

22/05/19 17:23:55

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 93Madeline Charlton

"OK Mum , you've got a point . I should've gone to Specsavers!"

22/05/19 16:38:32

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

"She poked me in the eye and said my ears don't look real".

22/05/19 16:02:40

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4294Kenny Ireland

"Look what mom did to my x-ray specs".

22/05/19 12:39:50

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 662Sam Cass

He was sure he was seeing double...D.

22/05/19 12:19:24

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 662Sam Cass

Ma Donna and Son Ralphie.

22/05/19 12:14:47

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

Get to the point!

22/05/19 11:04:30

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

Mummy you should have told me you worked for MI5, and your boobs were fake, and fired poisoned darts, if i touched them, luckily the dart just broke my glasses.

22/05/19 10:47:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2373James Lennox

I would have broken both lenses.

22/05/19 10:27:59

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

Hug...wasn't a good eye dear

22/05/19 9:55:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3534Stephen Bean

Abrakidabra!

22/05/19 9:50:40

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5512Glyn Evans

"There's a strong magnetic field nearby Gareth" Penny said, as she felt her nipple piercings tug.

22/05/19 9:22:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6875Mr Dome

Proof that Boris was always a big tit

22/05/19 8:54:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6875Mr Dome

'would you like some sprinkles on your cones luv?'

22/05/19 8:52:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6875Mr Dome

- do you really like her?
- yes. I'm Madonna

22/05/19 8:47:59

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4277Vivvy En

"The photographer wants to focus on me - go and play Tex."

22/05/19 8:31:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4744Dave Bryan

In a desperate attempt to boost falling sales M & S reintroduce the cone hot line.

22/05/19 8:29:14

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2373James Lennox

The Professor loved 50s women so much that he built a time machine to go back and woo one. It worked, but due to unforeseen side effects he didn't reach sexual maturity until the 60s.

22/05/19 8:28:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2373James Lennox

Forget about the kid, just bring back 50s fashion I say.

22/05/19 8:24:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

Pertie Wooster

22/05/19 8:18:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

Poke her face

22/05/19 8:18:00

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5690Hercules Rockefeller

Bifocal points

22/05/19 8:13:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4744Dave Bryan

That's one in the eye for him.

22/05/19 8:11:14

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Those novelty bras can be a real eyesore.

22/05/19 8:08:17

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Smashing pumpkins.

22/05/19 8:03:14

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Pointsdexter.

22/05/19 8:02:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

A cracking pair of t*ts.

22/05/19 8:00:09

 
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