Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team

11/12/19 20:50:33

look at the mussels on him

11/12/19 20:00:45

Never leave a Lidl Gherkin next to the radiator

11/12/19 20:44:38

It's refreshing to see a picture of Trump without his wig and makeup.

11/12/19 20:26:42

He was a C monster who wanted to break into B movies.

12/12/19 6:50:24

“i’m a single mom with great abs.”

12/12/19 0:58:31

Daryl Hannah had over done it with the plastic surgery.

11/12/19 20:35:41

Dave was disappointed by the response from his Plenty of Fish membership.

11/12/19 20:07:55

"He's not to everyone's taste, but I think he's quite the catch"

11/12/19 21:41:23

Ok global warming was not a myth

11/12/19 20:01:26

Brooke Shields from 'The Blue Lagoon' has not aged well

11/12/19 20:01:12

Gill Bill

11/12/19 20:01:02

He's my old sea pal. I probably should drop him a line.

11/12/19 20:00:19

Ahh a scene from that classic movie, License to Krill.

11/12/19 20:00:06

New Years Day Selfie!

12/12/19 6:36:36

On the upside of Chernobyl, the locals did have more interesting goldfish.

11/12/19 22:57:03

I've had some weird wet dreams over the years...but this...

11/12/19 20:52:33

"Kraken a smile"

11/12/19 20:28:15

"Actually they're genital warts... I've been genitally modified."

11/12/19 20:23:17

"for the last time, I am not Jar Jar Binks"

11/12/19 20:20:51

"Great, the wife's gone to bed, I can watch porn. Ok, google...juicy lips, big flaps and really moist..."

11/12/19 21:31:58

"And on this week's Undateables ..."

11/12/19 20:53:09

I used to date fishermen but then I caught something nasty.

11/12/19 20:46:54

Oh my God! As I sit pondering this picture I receive an email saying Russell Brand is coming to New Zealand in March 2020!

Would anybody in England have a spare bed around that time? I don't want to risk running into him.

11/12/19 20:18:55

I'm starving, I could murder "fishermen and ships"

11/12/19 20:07:53

Toady McBloatface

11/12/19 20:00:11

Can i count on your float tomorrow

11/12/19 20:00:08

Warnings are being circulated on social media, of the side effects of eating too many sprouts this Xmas.

12/12/19 6:34:57

“ I thought I was from the black lagoon, but it turns out I’m 28% Pacific Sea Otter.”

12/12/19 0:51:36

"I will drain the swamp!"

11/12/19 23:29:14

"When you said you have an empty plate and look hungry, I'll find something to fillet .....

11/12/19 22:25:38

And this is why you should never let your kids put their sea monkeys under the microscope!

11/12/19 21:48:54

The Shape of Warter.

11/12/19 21:45:01

"Julie, stick some slap on, I'll take you down the pub"

11/12/19 20:51:31

I think I'll pass on that organism you offered.

11/12/19 20:26:00

"mandasea"

11/12/19 20:23:26

"Aquaman's put on the algae, hasn't he?"

11/12/19 20:18:05

"I'm feeling a little bit green around the gills"

11/12/19 20:13:34

Dont worry guys, if he's not friendly we'll batter him.

11/12/19 20:06:25

"I have no recollection of sleeping with you... Thank God!"

11/12/19 20:06:08

I hear he is in search of a new gillfriend.

11/12/19 20:04:55

"Does my hair look ok?"

11/12/19 20:03:46

Dominic Craab.

11/12/19 20:01:43

"What are you doing in my swamp?!"

11/12/19 20:01:33

he's off to school

11/12/19 20:00:36

Reacher from the Black Lagoon

11/12/19 20:00:35