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Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team
Wed 20:50:33
look at the mussels on him
Wed 20:00:45
It's refreshing to see a picture of Trump without his wig and makeup.
Wed 20:26:42
He was a C monster who wanted to break into B movies.
Thu 6:50:24
“i’m a single mom with great abs.”
Thu 0:58:31
Never leave a Lidl Gherkin next to the radiator
Wed 20:44:38
Daryl Hannah had over done it with the plastic surgery.
Wed 20:35:41
Dave was disappointed by the response from his Plenty of Fish membership.
Wed 20:07:55
Ok global warming was not a myth
Wed 20:01:26
Brooke Shields from 'The Blue Lagoon' has not aged well
Wed 20:01:12
Gill Bill
Wed 20:01:02
He's my old sea pal. I probably should drop him a line.
Wed 20:00:19
Ahh a scene from that classic movie, License to Krill.
Wed 20:00:06
New Years Day Selfie!
Thu 6:36:36
On the upside of Chernobyl, the locals did have more interesting goldfish.
Wed 22:57:03
"He's not to everyone's taste, but I think he's quite the catch"
Wed 21:41:23
I've had some weird wet dreams over the years...but this...
Wed 20:52:33
"Kraken a smile"
Wed 20:28:15
"Actually they're genital warts... I've been genitally modified."
Wed 20:23:17
"for the last time, I am not Jar Jar Binks"
Wed 20:20:51
"Great, the wife's gone to bed, I can watch porn. Ok, google...juicy lips, big flaps and really moist..."
Wed 21:31:58
"And on this week's Undateables ..."
Wed 20:53:09
I used to date fishermen but then I caught something nasty.
Wed 20:46:54
Oh my God! As I sit pondering this picture I receive an email saying Russell Brand is coming to New Zealand in March 2020!Would anybody in England have a spare bed around that time? I don't want to risk running into him.
Wed 20:18:55
I'm starving, I could murder "fishermen and ships"
Wed 20:07:53
Toady McBloatface
Wed 20:00:11
Can i count on your float tomorrow
Wed 20:00:08
Warnings are being circulated on social media, of the side effects of eating too many sprouts this Xmas.
Thu 6:34:57
“ I thought I was from the black lagoon, but it turns out I’m 28% Pacific Sea Otter.”
Thu 0:51:36
"I will drain the swamp!"
Wed 23:29:14
"When you said you have an empty plate and look hungry, I'll find something to fillet .....
Wed 22:25:38
And this is why you should never let your kids put their sea monkeys under the microscope!
Wed 21:48:54
The Shape of Warter.
Wed 21:45:01
"Julie, stick some slap on, I'll take you down the pub"
Wed 20:51:31
I think I'll pass on that organism you offered.
Wed 20:26:00
"mandasea"
Wed 20:23:26
"Aquaman's put on the algae, hasn't he?"
Wed 20:18:05
"I'm feeling a little bit green around the gills"
Wed 20:13:34
Dont worry guys, if he's not friendly we'll batter him.
Wed 20:06:25
"I have no recollection of sleeping with you... Thank God!"
Wed 20:06:08
I hear he is in search of a new gillfriend.
Wed 20:04:55
"Does my hair look ok?"
Wed 20:03:46
Dominic Craab.
Wed 20:01:43
"What are you doing in my swamp?!"
Wed 20:01:33
he's off to school
Wed 20:00:36
Reacher from the Black Lagoon
Wed 20:00:35