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Stephen Bean Vote score: 9337Stephen Bean

Shunned by the video game industry, Pac-Man spends his days finding customers for the local brothel.

22/10/19 12:06:44

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Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Not all twins are identical

22/10/19 12:03:55

 
stone face Vote score: 7491stone face

"It's a hard job being the work's mascot. You have to keep still all day, pretending to be an inanimate object, and then shout boo when a kid walks past.
Anyhows must go, if I get caught texting I'll get the sack...Later X."

22/10/19 15:15:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

I can appreciate the sentiment behind it, but I'm really not sure about Fudgy, the mascot for prostate awareness.

23/10/19 20:46:51

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4462Lucky Elperro

See I told you I was allergic to peanuts.

22/10/19 19:02:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10563Neil Mackenzie

We all have a big headed mate.

22/10/19 16:01:30

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

"I'll tell you what's new. I've got no knees, no body, I can't take a dump or pee, and this smile's painted on."

23/10/19 6:54:02

 
Mark England Vote score: 16546Mark England

ITV's new show 'Live' Catchphrase didn't really catch on

22/10/19 18:18:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5686Vivvy En

Don't go inside! This photo was taken seconds before Frank was crushed by an escaped, mutant, genetically modified soybean.

22/10/19 14:18:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9091Dave Bryan

''Would you please stop banging me on the head?''

22/10/19 13:00:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9337Stephen Bean

A smiling face was all Dave needed to pluck up the courage to get the boob job he'd always wanted.

22/10/19 12:59:36

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21961Ian Skelding

Sid didn't want to come in.

22/10/19 12:37:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31474Tony Edwards

"I am just off to the yard for my free milkshake."

22/10/19 12:19:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

You'd look that way too if you didn't have a way to take a pee.

23/10/19 6:45:41

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

It was the breast of times. It was the worst of times.

22/10/19 20:21:52

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Old man updates whatsApp "Thanks for the mammaries"

22/10/19 19:07:26

 
Mark England Vote score: 16546Mark England

After years of plastic surgery addiction, Alicia Douval finally hooks a rich husband

22/10/19 17:06:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11546Vanessa the Guesser

"No body likes me" texted Bill.

22/10/19 12:43:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

Tits. Great, aren’t they? I can’t think of anything more likely to bring people together than a good old tit. It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white, rich or poor, human or cartoon character, we all love a tit. Tits, tits, tits. Absolutely fantastic.

22/10/19 12:41:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8472Chris Keegan

Having turned up for his court hearing Dave was concerned that they weren’t taking his case very seriously

22/10/19 12:08:49

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

He felt a right tit sat there

22/10/19 12:03:26

 
Molly R Vote score: 1680Molly R

Look, that's my girlfriend on my right! Although they made a bit of a boob of her.

22/10/19 12:00:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Hi darling, I'm at the shopping Mall now and they're doing mammograms here till 5pm...

22/10/19 12:00:41

 
sarah upfold sarah upfold

Writing his caption Steve thought there must be a thumbs up close by.

22/10/19 12:27:34

 
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