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Stu Dent Vote score: 3367Stu Dent

Dave was always first to spot the ice cream van

30/08/19 20:01:49

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11339 Smuldo

"8-0?, fuck this, Taxi..."

30/08/19 20:04:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4852James Lennox

"Ooo, that fabric does feel nice, I like your hair too, where do you get it done?"

"Coach! Sub!"

30/08/19 20:09:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7807Dave Bryan

''Ref, can I go to the toilet?''

30/08/19 20:33:18

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Reply - Go on then Bog Off --Stan Peters
The Wolf Vote score: 6446The Wolf

"Gary, why are you in midfield? Get back in goal mate we're already losing 12-0. Honestly, it's bad enough that we can only afford a one armed goalkeeper"

30/08/19 20:00:18

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

"I raised my hand first Coach-I know the answer."

30/08/19 22:06:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5192Vivvy En

"DAVE! It's volleyball on a Tuesday..."

30/08/19 21:42:38

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 424Charles Gilbert

"You're not on the fucking team Dad!"

30/08/19 20:40:38

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

'Put your hand down dad, the whole team knows she has syphilis!'

30/08/19 20:08:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3367Stu Dent

The guy in blue plays at pull back

30/08/19 20:02:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

"Please Sir, may I have my ball back?"

30/08/19 20:01:43

 
Tony Martin Tony Martin

Please can I go to the loo

31/08/19 16:15:27

 
Stan Peters Stan Peters

Ref...Ref I've got nothing against gay players but not when they are shirt lifters.

31/08/19 15:35:20

 
Stan Peters Stan Peters

Dads Army 1st11

31/08/19 15:33:06

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

The German teams' Fuhrer is driving by.

31/08/19 15:22:53

 
Stan Peters Stan Peters

Yes its me that's claimed Housing Benefit...have I got it?

31/08/19 11:48:06

 
Stan Peters Stan Peters

Mines a pint mate

31/08/19 11:24:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8872Mr Dome

Corrupt football - full of backhanders

31/08/19 2:49:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20083John Glover

"REF! he's putting his hand down my shorts again."

31/08/19 2:10:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1145Willie Johnson

That goalie last week was scary. He's this tall and tore my arm off."

30/08/19 23:29:55

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Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Hands up, Baby, hands up, gimme your heart, gimme gimme...

30/08/19 22:56:57

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Gareth discovered that the robot raised his right arm when he turned the key clockwise. He wondered what would rise if he turned it anti-clockwise.

30/08/19 22:54:42

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Sir, Sir! Please Sir, he touched me Sir! Can you write a letter to his mummy, Sir?

30/08/19 22:52:44

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1870Scrijjy Doo

Not now, Cinnamon Buns.

30/08/19 22:09:19

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

One arm French half surrender.

30/08/19 22:01:34

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

"And here we are , at the Grimsby final of Piggy In The Middle..."

30/08/19 21:29:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30911Tony Edwards

Longreach Town

30/08/19 21:01:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

These days The Village People are resigned to doing small garden fetes where the routine has been somewhat lost.

30/08/19 20:58:29

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

Am not sure whether the man in red was on or offside.
Personally I thought he looked semi-on.

30/08/19 20:56:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

While their game suffered from both of them losing their rackets, Keith's backhand was still fabulous!

30/08/19 20:54:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4054Karyn Harrison

"Bugger, there's that beastly Nicholas Witchell. Quick, hide me!"

30/08/19 20:52:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10751Vanessa the Guesser

"Bill please"

30/08/19 20:51:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5031C CaMel

Mexican microwave

30/08/19 20:49:41

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 424Charles Gilbert

He has the right to bear FARMERS ARMS.

30/08/19 20:41:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7807Dave Bryan

The hand of clod

30/08/19 20:38:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30911Tony Edwards

"Is this your first time on Match of the Day?"

30/08/19 20:38:39

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5192Vivvy En

"Yes, Dave. They're winning hands down."

30/08/19 20:34:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

"Apparently Harry has been playing away, has anyone seen him?"

30/08/19 20:31:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21518Ian Skelding

"Is that bloody Durham?"
"I didn't know they had a football team."
"No, Adrian Durham."

30/08/19 20:29:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5031C CaMel

As police hunt for giraffe costume, mascot insists, “The show must go on.”

30/08/19 20:25:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8872Mr Dome

He's a centre back

30/08/19 20:09:20

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Jared was beginning to grow sceptical about this charity game with the Lepers.

30/08/19 20:05:34

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3319Paul Woolley

Ed Sheeran thought his opponent was too right wing.

30/08/19 20:04:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7678Stephen Bean

"Someone get this gingernut off me!"

30/08/19 20:02:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4852James Lennox

The old dummy play.

30/08/19 20:00:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4852James Lennox

"Pass it to me!" yelled Ginga the sneaky ventriloquist.

30/08/19 20:00:08

 
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