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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Joan Armour trading.

20/05/19 20:13:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9383Mr Dome

And some WD40 please

20/05/19 20:37:33

 
Mark England Vote score: 16484Mark England

"You want to buy some contraception? I don't think you'll have any need for that, madam"

20/05/19 22:06:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11481Vanessa the Guesser

Alloy Vera?

20/05/19 21:59:25

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

Colander Girls

20/05/19 21:07:43

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

That's correct madam, baste in the oven at 220 for 4 hours and even the toughest mutton will taste like lamb.

20/05/19 20:18:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

You may laugh, but she'll be the only one standing in the event of a chainsaw attack.

20/05/19 20:10:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21914Ian Skelding

"I asked for menthol, you gave me mithril."

20/05/19 20:20:20

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11579 Smuldo

Ag hag.

20/05/19 20:15:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8962Dave Bryan

Tin Lizzie

20/05/19 20:03:48

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10549Neil Mackenzie

She wears Bacofoil because she’s desperate for some stuffing.

20/05/19 22:00:16

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5020Chris Halliwell

You've got Chainmail.

20/05/19 21:21:40

 
stone face Vote score: 7418stone face

"Have you got anything for chromes desease?"

20/05/19 20:32:34

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3346Paul Woolley

Kinky: Boots

20/05/19 20:21:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Do you have anything for Tinitus?"

20/05/19 20:17:09

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19984John Llamas

“Normally I don’t like to look this much of a mesh.”

20/05/19 20:16:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9171Stephen Bean

Lone Joan Silver

20/05/19 20:15:58

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5306James Lennox

24 Hour Chemist - Knight Service

20/05/19 20:10:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"This week, on 'Going Shopping on Powerful Psychotropic Drugs'..."

20/05/19 20:09:18

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5306James Lennox

"It's a full body chastity suit. You wouldn't believe how many people want to have their way with me."

"No Mam. I wouldn't."

20/05/19 20:07:57

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Newsflash! Attempted armed robbery at local chemist is foiled!

20/05/19 20:02:52

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After a heist at the local chemist was interrupted, police announce the robber was foiled. --stone face
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Grate outfit.

20/05/19 20:02:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Prescription for Mrs Tin Tin"

20/05/19 20:01:33

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 481Charles Gilbert

Bride of Faraday.

20/05/19 22:22:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6962The Wolf

"Ok, I'll explain one more time, I'm captain bobble from the planet Metal wobbly bobblies, do you speak English???? F*ck sake, why did we have to land in Leeds"

20/05/19 22:09:44

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5594Vivvy En

"Yes, I can recommend something...wire cutters."

20/05/19 21:26:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8387Chris Keegan

♪My Cherie Armour♪

20/05/19 21:05:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9171Stephen Bean

"I've got the dreaded metallurgy."

20/05/19 20:50:10

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

"I'm sorry madam. This is the opticians. If you want dressed lamb you should go to the butchers".

20/05/19 20:46:40

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Lady of the Knight

20/05/19 20:39:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9383Mr Dome

'Prescription for Ally Minium'

(Better late than never nod to 20:01:33)

20/05/19 20:34:44

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6496Glyn Evans

"So where's the David Bowie tribute night?"

20/05/19 20:31:52

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

David Souls silver lady

20/05/19 20:31:09

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19984John Llamas

“Yes madam, the instruction said “wrap in foil and allow to stand for 20 minutes.” I believe that was referring to the dinner and not you dear”

20/05/19 20:25:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

Sylvia

20/05/19 20:23:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9171Stephen Bean

"Do you have anything for blisters?"

20/05/19 20:20:17

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Jane Seymour.

20/05/19 20:16:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6962The Wolf

Knight nurse

20/05/19 20:15:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5594Vivvy En

It's all the rage in the most fashionable pharmacies to recycle blister packs

20/05/19 20:11:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9171Stephen Bean

All that glitters is not Gary.

20/05/19 20:00:10

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

"Ever since I took the job as a cheese grater I keep getting these patches of raw skin".

21/05/19 22:16:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10549Neil Mackenzie

It’s not Aluminium it’s Titanbum.

21/05/19 9:35:56

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

She left a good job in the city, working for the man every night and day...

21/05/19 0:13:21

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

A couple of days ago, I got 'friendly' with the chef at a barbecue and now I think that I am missing a rib or two. Do you have any painkillers?

20/05/19 22:31:46

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

No, I don't think it's a mirror either

20/05/19 22:27:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

And brillo pads; heavy flow.

20/05/19 22:23:02

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 481Charles Gilbert

"It has a slimming effect... look it up!"

20/05/19 22:21:45

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

"At your age , madam , I'd have thought you'd have known better than to contract an STD at a Metallica concert ! Yes , we do prescribe medicine for that ."

20/05/19 21:26:32

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6962The Wolf

She's from the funny pharmacy

20/05/19 21:14:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

A die-hard Michael Jackson fan.

20/05/19 21:12:03

 
stone face Vote score: 7418stone face

Glam ma..

20/05/19 20:59:05

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Star Trek - The Old Generation.

20/05/19 20:57:07

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19984John Llamas

Take two of these Before going to the disco and allow yourself a little time to reflect

20/05/19 20:56:28

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Could I have some laxative please? I've been really straining on the loo lately!

20/05/19 20:42:32

 
stone face Vote score: 7418stone face

"Do you accept sterling."

20/05/19 20:38:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9383Mr Dome

One of the seven deadly tins

20/05/19 20:38:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8962Dave Bryan

''You can't fool me with that fake prescription. I can see right through you.''

20/05/19 20:35:55

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Cyberma'am comes face to face with Dr Who.

20/05/19 20:35:52

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Monochrome

20/05/19 20:30:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

Jumpsuit

20/05/19 20:29:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9171Stephen Bean

"The meds seem to have improved your Ag-oraphobia."

20/05/19 20:29:09

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11579 Smuldo

Auntie Depressant.

20/05/19 20:18:24

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

"Yes madam but if you have been force draped you should go to the police first".

20/05/19 20:12:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8387Chris Keegan

"No love, I seriously think that's a lovely idea, for a first date with a blind bloke. As soon as he gets close you've got a whole conversation going on there. (And it's not as if he's going to see your knickers)"

20/05/19 20:11:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"You opened the box. We came."

20/05/19 20:10:46

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5553Paul Reeve

“That’s another fine mesh you got me into.”

20/05/19 20:10:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

Suit of amour.

20/05/19 20:09:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21914Ian Skelding

"I think you've over done it with the Zinc supplements."

20/05/19 20:08:00

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6564Hercules Rockefeller

Silverwear

20/05/19 20:05:49

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Silver service.

20/05/19 20:05:09

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11579 Smuldo

New daring dress for Liz Burly.

20/05/19 20:04:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Foil's Phwar

20/05/19 20:03:51

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5306James Lennox

"I'm here for heavy metal poisoning medication."

20/05/19 20:02:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Brillo Pat

20/05/19 20:00:31

 
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