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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9103Dave Bryan

''It was an amicable divorce. We shared everything.''

16/11/19 12:12:00

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Did he give her the boot? --Mr Dome
Vivvy En Vote score: 5708Vivvy En

Give us a push

16/11/19 12:03:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Well, there's your problem right there, mate."

16/11/19 12:17:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

♬ Swing Low, Sweet Chariot ♬

16/11/19 12:15:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9352Stephen Bean

My other car's a rocking hearse.

16/11/19 13:22:56

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It's a shame the battery's dead. --Karyn Harrison
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Well, that's one way to take out a wall.

16/11/19 12:25:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9438Mr Dome

🎶Swing low, sweet chariot

16/11/19 12:15:29

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6589Hercules Rockefeller

"Well, that's certainly the last time I ever use this mechanic."

16/11/19 12:06:25

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"I loved this car, the MOMENT I sawed it."

16/11/19 12:14:55

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 394Gavin Smithers

Back seat drivers.....

17/11/19 19:34:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Golf swing.

16/11/19 19:08:34

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8501Chris Keegan

Apparently the back seat of a car being well hung brings back some fond memories for her.

16/11/19 16:01:57

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

Park & Ride

16/11/19 13:38:27

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5592Paul Reeve

“Yeah we had to move, we didn’t have enough room to swing a car at our old place.”

16/11/19 12:37:11

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

Gifts for him this Christmas ..... he can have the swinger and the Escort.

16/11/19 12:13:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11557Vanessa the Guesser

"I thought the car had been SORN?"

16/11/19 12:00:11

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

At least they didn't make me into a barbecue

17/11/19 9:54:27

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

From the swinging 60s

16/11/19 18:43:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8501Chris Keegan

When you said you got a half price deal on a hire car......

16/11/19 17:50:15

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

CARiot

16/11/19 15:38:41

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"Swinging Only, NO Dogging Allowed"

16/11/19 14:00:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

“You like it? It’s where I was conceived.”

16/11/19 12:50:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

It ‘s Richard Hammocks.

16/11/19 12:39:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8501Chris Keegan

Good news Mrs Smith, we have recovered most of the car you drove into the lake. The bad news is we found your husband in the boot.

16/11/19 12:36:48

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

Auto Mobile

16/11/19 12:11:17

 
Mark England Vote score: 16558Mark England

Car Park

16/11/19 12:01:08

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 681Generic RedHead

I got it on part exchange.

17/11/19 0:01:43

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1385Willie Johnson

The problem with lots of power and traction, and really good rear brakes.

16/11/19 20:35:49

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1385Willie Johnson

Two tired to swing.

16/11/19 20:34:12

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1385Willie Johnson

Sign says "Keep off the grass".

16/11/19 20:33:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5708Vivvy En

Looks like a trunkload of fun

16/11/19 15:58:04

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4463Lucky Elperro

Well Frank, it is good that you have tried to solve an energy crisis, but there is a flaw.

16/11/19 15:08:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9352Stephen Bean

"He's being hung, sawn and quartered."

"It's a form of carpital punishment."

16/11/19 15:04:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20369John Glover

The other half is being used in a roundabout sort of way.

16/11/19 14:47:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21975Ian Skelding

"The Mother-in-Law loves it."

16/11/19 14:16:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9438Mr Dome

I said the car needed a new wing

16/11/19 13:41:59

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4429Karyn Harrison

We bought it from a car boot sale.

16/11/19 13:41:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8501Chris Keegan

What do you mean it failed it's MOT????

16/11/19 13:23:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9103Dave Bryan

What you gain on the swings you lose on the roundabouts.

16/11/19 12:34:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9103Dave Bryan

For Sale: One Lazy Owner

16/11/19 12:09:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11557Vanessa the Guesser

More than 50% of drivers these days take recreational drugs.

16/11/19 12:07:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

On the rare occasion when Rednecks can a Ford a garden hammock...

16/11/19 12:02:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9103Dave Bryan

''What's the problem?''

''The big end has gone.''

16/11/19 12:01:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4429Karyn Harrison

Just the thing for swinging in the rain.

16/11/19 12:00:28

 
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