After years of searching it was clear that I had discovered why bears sh*t in the woods.

25/10/19 8:01:46

lol

"Come on Casper! If you want to lose the friendly ghost tag, stop greeting people with your jazz hands."

25/10/19 8:16:00

creative

Oh God. We finally make contact with an alien and he's a bloody mime.

25/10/19 8:04:42

creative

"What, you're stuck in the shower and you want me to get you a towel?"

25/10/19 12:15:13

Father Dave strolled through the churchyard and thought 'Oh. There's apparitioner'

25/10/19 8:28:53

"I am Groot's Groot Grandfather."

25/10/19 8:05:48

creative

"Hmm yes, I can see they've spread. I'll give you a stonger, steroid based wart cream and let's see how you get on with that."

Life on the road with The Ghost Doctor- 9.00 pm tonight-Discovery Channel.

25/10/19 8:36:12

"Did you see that scary Will-o-the-wisp in the woods today? It was terrifying."

"No. I just saw this tiny little man. He was quite cute actually." Said the ghost.

25/10/19 8:30:51

ET tu, Brute?

25/10/19 8:14:45

"Ten words? Ummm ... PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL!!"

25/10/19 8:00:14

Hi Dave. Mist me?

25/10/19 17:45:00

It's a film with 10 letters?

25/10/19 11:30:09

"and you can stay in that smokey tank until you stop scaring people. Rude."

25/10/19 9:52:15

A Nightmare on Elm Trees

25/10/19 9:46:34

♫Hands up, baby hands up♫

25/10/19 8:32:49

"Randyman, Randyman, Randyman... "

25/10/19 8:32:11

Oooooooh macarena

25/10/19 8:30:48

🎶 Who ya gonna call ......🎶

25/10/19 8:29:37

Bloody Extinction Rebellion ...... you can’t go anywhere

25/10/19 8:28:22

Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be

25/10/19 8:22:26

Since finding fame in Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe found it hard to give up the spirits.

25/10/19 8:54:00

“Okay Okay, you can go in goal.”

25/10/19 8:36:20

"Boo!"

25/10/19 8:23:33

"I hope you haven't stolen anything out of my fridge!"

25/10/19 8:21:12

Due to a cruel trick of the light, the unfortunately deformed midget scared away his would-be rescuer, then sank to his death in the marsh.

25/10/19 8:13:25

Oh no ... Dennis has his ghoulies out in the woods again

25/10/19 8:06:40

''Can you tell me the way to Milton Keynes?''

25/10/19 8:05:08

ETree

25/10/19 8:02:33

"Hello, is this The Ghostbusters? There's something strange in my neighborhood."

25/10/19 8:00:28

Watch out for the Booby man

25/10/19 8:00:27

Gulliva's in the Mist

25/10/19 8:00:11

"Dave, would you please get me out of this lantern?"

25/10/19 21:39:50

ET the mime.

25/10/19 13:03:51

Palm mystery

25/10/19 9:56:49

Pervert! I caught him in the woods, he had his lights on and was being watched by a stranger. I've never seen the attraction myself, but logging really is poplar".

25/10/19 9:54:30

What's that crawling up my trouser leg?.

25/10/19 9:35:00

Mist Haunted

25/10/19 8:57:29

"Quick! Somebody throw him a bloody phone..."

25/10/19 8:42:27

Do you believe in aliens? Do you believe in ghosts? How about ghosts of dead aliens?

25/10/19 8:01:19

''Is it a film?''
''Yes.''
''Does it have something to do with science fiction?''

25/10/19 8:00:58