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Stu Dent Vote score: 3184Stu Dent

It must be his school bag

27/07/19 8:03:34

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10247Vanessa the Guesser

The new bag from Channel

27/07/19 7:38:22

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

Fillet with possessions

27/07/19 7:33:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38725Welsh Rarebit

A Fish Called Prada

27/07/19 7:00:52

 
stone face Vote score: 6622stone face

Was that fish bag made to scale?

27/07/19 7:55:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8515Mr Dome

Savile Roe

27/07/19 7:08:46

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Suggest 'Savile' is preferable to 'Saville'.  --Dot Old
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38725Welsh Rarebit

Shoalder bag

27/07/19 7:00:14

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 196Lee Hauxwell

What a load of carp

28/07/19 3:36:06

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 164Madeline Charlton

Come in Cyril , shoplifter alert .Roger , male , 5 ft 10 , looking decidedly fishy .

27/07/19 12:32:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19870John Glover

That's not how my dad wears his cod piece.

27/07/19 11:17:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8122Chris Keegan

She bought it in Sellfishes.

27/07/19 9:08:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30600Tony Edwards

Sally Gunnel

27/07/19 8:49:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14011Dan Nicholls

New from Michael Kois

27/07/19 8:27:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30600Tony Edwards

PlentyOfFish date

27/07/19 8:27:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30600Tony Edwards

Angler Mackerel

27/07/19 7:59:25

 
Dot Old Vote score: 805Dot Old

Metamorphofish

27/07/19 7:42:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6535Stephen Bean

"She's quite a hooker."

27/07/19 7:40:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5823The Wolf

Finding Emo

27/07/19 7:39:28

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Suggest 'Finding Emo' --Dan Nicholls
Dot Old Vote score: 805Dot Old

Joan Dory

27/07/19 7:26:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8122Chris Keegan

The fish won her at a fairground.

27/07/19 7:13:31

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2697Crunchy Chords
It must be his school bag

27/07/19 7:03:53

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2697Crunchy Chords

Fish and hips

27/07/19 7:01:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6535Stephen Bean

"I bought it on the net."

27/07/19 7:00:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6535Stephen Bean

Clutch of the day

27/07/19 7:00:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19870John Glover

Colostomy bags have now become a fashion item.

27/07/19 19:34:34

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5986Greg Curtis

"Actually, that purse fits you PERFECTLY: ...Damselfish."

27/07/19 18:54:44

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 396Charles Gilbert

Binding Nemo.

27/07/19 16:45:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21279Ian Skelding

Influenced by Jackson Pollock.

Nod to 08:35:54

27/07/19 10:58:36

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

The marketplaice.

27/07/19 10:49:42

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5216Paul Reeve

“Oh My Cod, how sailfish of her of her to buy the last one.”

27/07/19 10:38:43

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

On sale at Poutland

27/07/19 10:31:39

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4090Lucky Elperro

Sometimes Mary's vaginal piercing would get a little heavy, but she had a clever solution.

27/07/19 10:09:36

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2816GeeDee

Tails of the unexpected

27/07/19 8:59:52

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2816GeeDee

You can't miss me,I'm the one with the Maroon Top on..

27/07/19 8:59:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14011Dan Nicholls

Fairground attraction.

27/07/19 8:32:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

Keeps her coins in a ducksack.

27/07/19 8:31:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14011Dan Nicholls

It's a nice bag but she keeps forgetting where she left it.

27/07/19 8:28:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

Her boyfriend's either got a big checkbook or a big rod.

27/07/19 8:17:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

Upon hearing his fate he was gutted.

27/07/19 8:14:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10247Vanessa the Guesser

"Do we come here often?"

27/07/19 8:09:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8122Chris Keegan

You're clearly going to catch something off her..

27/07/19 7:55:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7144Dave Bryan

''How much for the large bowl?''

27/07/19 7:37:32

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9802Neil Mackenzie

You look a right Pollock with that.

27/07/19 7:35:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8515Mr Dome

Can I touch your red snapper?

27/07/19 7:22:53

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4425James Lennox

Guppi

27/07/19 7:13:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7144Dave Bryan

Why the sad dace?

27/07/19 7:12:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8515Mr Dome

She's obviously masking some sort of odour

27/07/19 7:05:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8515Mr Dome

Very stylefish

27/07/19 7:05:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7144Dave Bryan

''I've spent two hours wandering round this bloody market. I'm gutted.''

27/07/19 7:03:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7144Dave Bryan

''I'm hoping to snapper up a bargain.''

27/07/19 7:02:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2697Crunchy Chords

Is that by Eileen Fisher?

27/07/19 7:01:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7144Dave Bryan

''I'm not sure if I can afford that jumper. I need to mullet over.''

27/07/19 7:01:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4425James Lennox

The bag could smell like fish, and given its location there is an opportunity here for puns using purse and pussy, kit and slit, satchel and snatch, duffel and muffle, pocket and socket, poke and pokey, clutch and crutch, pouch and, well, pouch, but I would never use them, because puns are vulgar.

27/07/19 7:00:56

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2697Crunchy Chords

Sad sack

27/07/19 7:00:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6535Stephen Bean

"Bagged m'self a goldfish at the fair."

27/07/19 7:00:43

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2697Crunchy Chords

"I flounder lovely shoulder bag today."

27/07/19 7:00:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2697Crunchy Chords

"I just HAD to buy him: with those soleful eyes he was totes adorbs!"

27/07/19 7:00:10

 
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