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Stu Dent Vote score: 3786Stu Dent

It must be his school bag

27/07/19 9:03:34

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11569Vanessa the Guesser

The new bag from Channel

27/07/19 8:38:22

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Fillet with possessions

27/07/19 8:33:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

A Fish Called Prada

27/07/19 8:00:52

 
stone face Vote score: 7508stone face

Was that fish bag made to scale?

27/07/19 8:55:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9444Mr Dome

Savile Roe

27/07/19 8:08:46

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Suggest 'Savile' is preferable to 'Saville'.  --Dot Old
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Shoalder bag

27/07/19 8:00:14

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 196Lee Hauxwell

What a load of carp

28/07/19 4:36:06

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Come in Cyril , shoplifter alert .Roger , male , 5 ft 10 , looking decidedly fishy .

27/07/19 13:32:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20378John Glover

That's not how my dad wears his cod piece.

27/07/19 12:17:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8529Chris Keegan

She bought it in Sellfishes.

27/07/19 10:08:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31523Tony Edwards

Sally Gunnel

27/07/19 9:49:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14653Dan Nicholls

New from Michael Kois

27/07/19 9:27:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31523Tony Edwards

PlentyOfFish date

27/07/19 9:27:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31523Tony Edwards

Angler Mackerel

27/07/19 8:59:25

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Metamorphofish

27/07/19 8:42:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9391Stephen Bean

"She's quite a hooker."

27/07/19 8:40:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

Finding Emo

27/07/19 8:39:28

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Suggest 'Finding Emo' --Dan Nicholls
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Joan Dory

27/07/19 8:26:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8529Chris Keegan

The fish won her at a fairground.

27/07/19 8:13:31

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords
It must be his school bag

27/07/19 8:03:53

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

Fish and hips

27/07/19 8:01:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9391Stephen Bean

"I bought it on the net."

27/07/19 8:00:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9391Stephen Bean

Clutch of the day

27/07/19 8:00:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20378John Glover

Colostomy bags have now become a fashion item.

27/07/19 20:34:34

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"Actually, that purse fits you PERFECTLY: ...Damselfish."

27/07/19 19:54:44

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 494Charles Gilbert

Binding Nemo.

27/07/19 17:45:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21991Ian Skelding

Influenced by Jackson Pollock.

Nod to 08:35:54

27/07/19 11:58:36

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

The marketplaice.

27/07/19 11:49:42

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5597Paul Reeve

“Oh My Cod, how sailfish of her of her to buy the last one.”

27/07/19 11:38:43

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

On sale at Poutland

27/07/19 11:31:39

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4464Lucky Elperro

Sometimes Mary's vaginal piercing would get a little heavy, but she had a clever solution.

27/07/19 11:09:36

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Tails of the unexpected

27/07/19 9:59:52

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

You can't miss me,I'm the one with the Maroon Top on..

27/07/19 9:59:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14653Dan Nicholls

Fairground attraction.

27/07/19 9:32:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Keeps her coins in a ducksack.

27/07/19 9:31:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14653Dan Nicholls

It's a nice bag but she keeps forgetting where she left it.

27/07/19 9:28:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Her boyfriend's either got a big checkbook or a big rod.

27/07/19 9:17:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Upon hearing his fate he was gutted.

27/07/19 9:14:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11569Vanessa the Guesser

"Do we come here often?"

27/07/19 9:09:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8529Chris Keegan

You're clearly going to catch something off her..

27/07/19 8:55:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9125Dave Bryan

''How much for the large bowl?''

27/07/19 8:37:32

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

You look a right Pollock with that.

27/07/19 8:35:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9444Mr Dome

Can I touch your red snapper?

27/07/19 8:22:53

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5374James Lennox

Guppi

27/07/19 8:13:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9125Dave Bryan

Why the sad dace?

27/07/19 8:12:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9444Mr Dome

She's obviously masking some sort of odour

27/07/19 8:05:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9444Mr Dome

Very stylefish

27/07/19 8:05:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9125Dave Bryan

''I've spent two hours wandering round this bloody market. I'm gutted.''

27/07/19 8:03:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9125Dave Bryan

''I'm hoping to snapper up a bargain.''

27/07/19 8:02:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

Is that by Eileen Fisher?

27/07/19 8:01:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9125Dave Bryan

''I'm not sure if I can afford that jumper. I need to mullet over.''

27/07/19 8:01:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5374James Lennox

The bag could smell like fish, and given its location there is an opportunity here for puns using purse and pussy, kit and slit, satchel and snatch, duffel and muffle, pocket and socket, poke and pokey, clutch and crutch, pouch and, well, pouch, but I would never use them, because puns are vulgar.

27/07/19 8:00:56

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

Sad sack

27/07/19 8:00:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9391Stephen Bean

"Bagged m'self a goldfish at the fair."

27/07/19 8:00:43

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

"I flounder lovely shoulder bag today."

27/07/19 8:00:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

"I just HAD to buy him: with those soleful eyes he was totes adorbs!"

27/07/19 8:00:10

 
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