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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Now then, where are those damn hedgehogs!"

17/12/19 20:00:09

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6567Glyn Evans

"Is that a limited edition Mega-Mini-Milk?"

17/12/19 20:32:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

"Excuse me madam. I'm from the Jedi Order. I'm here to warn you of an impending catastrophe. The Empire has sent its evil forces to Earth and the Death Star is currently in orbit and about to wipe out civilisation"

"I don't have time for this mate. This is London, I have a train to catch"

17/12/19 20:09:45

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The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

"Hello, Sir? You can cross the road now"

"I can't, I have to wait for the little green man. F*cking Yoda takes ages with those little legs"

17/12/19 20:12:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5531James Lennox

"The Caption-voters are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers."

17/12/19 20:18:28

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

There has to be an electric charge point around here somewhere!

17/12/19 20:00:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

“OH MY GOD…You’re a Jedi!”
“Jedi? What’s a Jedi? And do you have any spare change please?”

17/12/19 20:00:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9569Dave Bryan

''A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!''

''We did that last week, Dave.''

17/12/19 20:03:19

 
Molly R Vote score: 1765Molly R

Jeremy Corbyn finds a new role.

17/12/19 20:00:42

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 682Generic RedHead

"Hmm, delayed your bus is."

18/12/19 5:08:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5531James Lennox

"That old fella's delusional."

"Cause he think's he's Obi-wan Kenobi?"

"Nah, cause he thinks he's walking his invisible elephant."

17/12/19 20:13:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9593Mr Dome

Acupuncture treatment for Gulliver was always a bit tough

17/12/19 20:11:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9593Mr Dome

Finally an advert for Guinness I understand

17/12/19 20:10:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

After receiving a kiss from an ardent fan, Obi-Wan Kenobi was sabering the moment.

17/12/19 20:05:55

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6708Hercules Rockefeller

"I'm getting too old for this Sith."

17/12/19 20:00:28

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5531James Lennox

Worst Dumbledore outfit ever.

17/12/19 20:00:23

 
Molly R Vote score: 1765Molly R

"Keir, you’re going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."

17/12/19 20:00:11

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 682Generic RedHead

"Dave, did you go out in my best f**cking dressing gown again?"

18/12/19 5:11:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14913Dan Nicholls

Meanwhile, his wife scrabbled around for a candle, mystified as to where her kitchen fluorescent light strip had gone.

17/12/19 23:00:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9569Dave Bryan

''If you don't get me some new batteries for the lightsaber, I'm quitting the production.''

17/12/19 20:16:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9593Mr Dome

Dad take your hand out of your ass - those are not the 'roids you are looking for

17/12/19 20:12:43

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1731Rachel P

These are not the posts we are looking for

17/12/19 20:11:44

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8824Chris Keegan

Jesus, that time of year again when you hope the speed of a costume change gets you into the Guinness book of Records.

17/12/19 20:09:12

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

He said he needed more space. As I didnt want to force him I left him aclone.

17/12/19 20:07:45

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Looks like grandads forgot where he parked his speeder again.

17/12/19 20:07:21

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 951Sam Cass

Nastya wasn't too impressed; she's seen the black ones.

17/12/19 20:05:39

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 951Sam Cass

"Lukesha, I'm not your father! Now, for force's sake, please stop following me!"

17/12/19 20:04:27

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3974Stu Dent

White beard and a long flowing cloak close enough to got the job

17/12/19 20:02:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11970Vanessa the Guesser

Jeremy Corbyn denies having been hit with the ugly stick.

17/12/19 20:00:48

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"Stop following me, I'm not your father. Bloody Sky Stalker"

17/12/19 20:00:12

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

Return of the geriatric

18/12/19 12:59:48

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1238Mark Wilson

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.” Whoops cancel that I thought it was a rolled up newspaper not a knife

17/12/19 23:46:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1464Willie Johnson

"She's right behind you Obi-wan", he's thinking. "Try to act casual, put your hand in your pocket and turn around slowly."

17/12/19 22:33:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1464Willie Johnson

When dousing for water, getting near water pipes may affect results.

17/12/19 22:30:39

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1464Willie Johnson

I forgot to write a caption. Must be a Jedi mind trick played on me.

17/12/19 22:29:34

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1731Rachel P

Confirmation that green shellsuits are indeed making an appearance

17/12/19 21:38:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10668Neil Mackenzie

In the year 50,000,000 BC, the droid clothes makers had broken down. People had long forgotten how to make clothes, so inconsequence people dressed in bits of cloth.

17/12/19 21:26:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9952Stephen Bean

The Lost Jedi

17/12/19 21:21:00

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

...Put it back in the tube. Christ, it was the same thing when we went on the Harry Potter tour.

17/12/19 21:17:53

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1731Rachel P

Walking around with a large joint only made the mind tricks more disturbing

17/12/19 21:03:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20540John Glover

E. HN. DFN. PTXZ. UZDTF..... " There's nothing wrong with your eyesight young lady. So you are a call girl and service the local army barracks. May the force be with you."

17/12/19 20:58:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14913Dan Nicholls

Ben caught having a hand solo.

17/12/19 20:47:40

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6567Glyn Evans

It's turns out that Obi-Wan and the Monolith are pals.

17/12/19 20:30:15

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1731Rachel P

There is obi wan mission; finding a parking space during Christmas week

17/12/19 20:16:49

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 951Sam Cass

Daylight Saber Time.

17/12/19 20:14:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11970Vanessa the Guesser

Jedi Order no. 62 - please go to your collection point.

17/12/19 20:10:58

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4688Kenny Ireland

"If you are supposed to be a knight then I've seen better days".

17/12/19 20:09:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5531James Lennox

Sick of being hounded by needy little brats, Santa now wears a disguise and carries a big stick.

[Nods 20:04:38 & 20:02:34]

17/12/19 20:08:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2245Scrijjy Doo

Watch the light saber. Pay no attention to the other hand.

17/12/19 20:04:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5531James Lennox

Santa has gone over to the dark side.

[Nod 20:02:34]

17/12/19 20:04:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5531James Lennox

"Use the Force, Duke ... no ... Use some Force, Luke ... no, no ... come on Dave, pull yourself together, this is your big opportunity ... Use the forge, Luke ..."

17/12/19 20:03:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9952Stephen Bean

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened." Brexit, 23 June 2016

17/12/19 20:02:24

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3407Crunchy Chords

All these Star Wars puns seem a bit forced.

17/12/19 20:01:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Alec Guinness: Don't be afraid of the dark side, just remember good things come to those who wait.

17/12/19 20:01:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

The Republic send Jedi forces to Downing Street after a new Sith lord is suspected

17/12/19 20:01:00

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

...Luke, if you don't want to talk about the kisses brother, just remember "I never forced you!"

...Leia, this is not the relationship you are looking for"

17/12/19 20:00:31

 
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