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Chris Keegan Vote score: 7261Chris Keegan

It would seem we've signed a new player...

20/11/19 8:00:25

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

He's been waiting ages for his transfer.

20/11/19 8:16:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13427Dan Nicholls

Come on Paul, how difficult is it to spell 'leg'?

20/11/19 9:13:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7261Chris Keegan

And he's got RIGHT on the other

20/11/19 8:11:25

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It says "LEFT"? Is that because he plays left out? --Willie Johnson
  Smuldo Vote score: 11213 Smuldo

The game ended in a Draw.

20/11/19 8:04:50

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You're welcome. I voted for version 1. I prefer that. --Karyn Harrison
James Lennox Vote score: 3549James Lennox

I can't quite make out the tattoo, but based on body language I'm guessing it reads LGBT.

20/11/19 8:01:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6155Dave Bryan

Breaking News: Last night Paul Vause was expelled from the Royal Photographic Society. We are not expecting any further developments.

20/11/19 8:06:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9553Vanessa the Guesser

Femur Pitch

20/11/19 8:05:38

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 491Generic RedHead

"and the ref is going to VAR for the verdict on this tattoo, and the decision is... it's crap"

20/11/19 8:15:20

 
stone face Vote score: 5950stone face

Get your tats out for the lads.

20/11/19 8:01:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9578Neil Mackenzie

Romanian immigrant plays for Lillington Juniors FC claims to be 14 years old.

20/11/19 19:46:18

 
Molly R Vote score: 1189Molly R

It says "Copyright Paul Vause".

20/11/19 8:07:33

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 314Gavin Smithers

They put it down to the pre-match lettuce, tomato, brie and cranberry sandwich.

21/11/19 20:24:41

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1346Scrijjy Doo

Hee hee hee hee!

21/11/19 1:37:51

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 127Jack Joyce

Paul suffers from "anterograde amnesia" and took the photo as a Memento

20/11/19 12:49:10

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2524Trace Sarge

Plays on the write wing

20/11/19 11:19:21

 
Dev B Vote score: 427Dev B

"Look mom, he got signed for the Premier Leg"

20/11/19 10:51:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

"I love the text-ure of his leg."

20/11/19 10:24:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30259Tony Edwards

Joined at the hip.

20/11/19 9:48:39

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 757Willie Johnson

"I got his number..."
"I mean I just scored..."
"Oops. Oh well. Never mind."

20/11/19 9:12:14

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 757Willie Johnson

If Paul Vause had waited just a few seconds longer to take the photo, the white team would not have scored the winning goal.

20/11/19 8:50:28

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4740Vivvy En

FOUL!

20/11/19 8:46:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3549James Lennox

When it comes to reputation among Captioneers, Paul Vause seems to have developed a negative.

20/11/19 8:42:48

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 7803Mr Dome

Paul Vause photos. Now I see the point

20/11/19 8:27:10

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4764Chris Halliwell

And first place for the Dyslexic Tattoist's Alphabet challenge goes to....

20/11/19 8:05:38

 
stone face Vote score: 5950stone face

It says Paul Vause is a tw@t.

20/11/19 8:04:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37677Welsh Rarebit

And this week's winner of Spot the Scrawl Competition is...

20/11/19 8:01:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37677Welsh Rarebit

Men United

20/11/19 8:00:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

♫ The knee bone's connected to the dye bone

20/11/19 8:00:10

 
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