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Stephen Bean Vote score: 12431Stephen Bean

A shroom with a moo

17/10/19 11:00:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12431Stephen Bean

Drugging Miss Daisy

17/10/19 11:01:47

 
stone face Vote score: 8261stone face

"You was right about these being magic mushrooms, Dave."

"I know and I wouldn't have took them, if I knew they'd turn us into friggin' cows."

17/10/19 11:45:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13364Vanessa the Guesser

She's doing magic mushrooms now since the vet told her to keep off the grass.

17/10/19 11:00:20

 
Mark England Vote score: 17428Mark England

He didnt really understand why, but when he moved his farm from Somerset to London, Farmer Brown was advised to get an Oyster Cud

17/10/19 11:52:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9561Chris Keegan

Gregs come up with an innovative solution to speed up the production of their steak and mushroom pies.

17/10/19 11:12:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6425James Lennox

The annual Mushroom family picnic ended in tragedy.

17/10/19 11:08:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''I haven't jumped over the moon yet but I'm getting pretty spaced out.''

17/10/19 11:01:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12431Stephen Bean

"I love mooshrooms."

17/10/19 11:00:57

 
Who threw You a fish? Vote score: 149Who threw You a fish?

After eating these, Daisy did in fact jump over the moon.

17/10/19 11:00:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10313Mr Dome

Field of (weird) Dreams

17/10/19 11:12:43

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5097Karyn Harrison

These mushrooms were made for chompingon.

17/10/19 11:02:55

 
Who threw You a fish? Vote score: 149Who threw You a fish?

Once the mushrooms kick in it will be udder chaos.

17/10/19 11:19:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12431Stephen Bean

"I use her milk for our special ice-cream."

17/10/19 11:04:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

"If Extinction Rebellion had their way, I wouldn't exist...how bloody rude...moooOOOOoo"

17/10/19 11:00:12

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 672Charles Gilbert

The advent of psycowtropics.

18/10/19 4:32:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10313Mr Dome

Herdonistic

17/10/19 18:06:28

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2796Scrijjy Doo

No wonder my Lucky Charms are dancing.

17/10/19 14:29:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''You're in the wrong field, Daisy. These are horse mushrooms.''

17/10/19 11:14:08

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

So that is where cream of mushroom soup comes from.

17/10/19 11:07:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''We don't mind you cows snacking on us but don't let the boletus.''

17/10/19 11:03:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

After indulging on grass and mushrooms, Dave Cowey McCowface was high as a kite. Could have been worse though, he could have been drinking and ending up getting slaughtered.

17/10/19 11:00:29

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1909Willie Johnson

"Hey, I didn't order mushrooms with my salad."
"And you can take the fork back, I won't be needing it."

18/10/19 5:52:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11103Neil Mackenzie

I must stop eating these, the guy in the previous photo has got his head on upside down.

17/10/19 20:31:20

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Dylan from The Magic Roundabout had the weirdest trip yet... He thought he was Ermintrude on the magic mushrooms!

17/10/19 19:16:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2796Scrijjy Doo

Cow Tripping

17/10/19 15:02:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

🎵 The first cud is the deepest. 🎵

17/10/19 11:55:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Psychedelic breakfast

17/10/19 11:46:56

 
Who threw You a fish? Vote score: 149Who threw You a fish?

After eating all these mushrooms how does her milk taste?... Like arse piss!

17/10/19 11:12:01

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7149Hercules Rockefeller

"I thought you said Bessie was tripping? She appears to be maintaining her balance just fine as far as I can tell."

17/10/19 11:09:15

 
Who threw You a fish? Vote score: 149Who threw You a fish?

She was tripping off her tits and had a wee calf.

17/10/19 11:06:47

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5097Karyn Harrison

"Beware Daisy, the fungi you've just met could turn out to be toxic!"

17/10/19 11:05:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

This kind of mushroom is often found in dairy rings

17/10/19 11:03:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10313Mr Dome

Cows love buffalo mozzarella

17/10/19 11:03:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12431Stephen Bean

Daisy was desperate to become a high land cow.

17/10/19 11:02:28

 
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