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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2359Karyn Harrison

Two turds off in the sale.

09/08/19 12:02:38

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The Wolf Vote score: 3240The Wolf

They also make shampoo

09/08/19 12:44:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3240The Wolf

So, I was searching online for Bar Stools...

09/08/19 12:40:18

 
stone face Vote score: 4495stone face

Well that's a bum deal.

09/08/19 12:08:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4289Kenny Ireland

The survey said that on the whole it was very good.

09/08/19 16:35:12

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22004Michael Winner

"Rule Number One: You do not talk about Shite Club."

09/08/19 14:11:29

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One of my favourite films. Fight Club that is, not Shite Club.  --Troompa Loompa
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2359Karyn Harrison

Found this on the bottom shelf.

09/08/19 12:00:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6865Mr Dome

Prison soap

09/08/19 14:52:21

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10944 Smuldo

It puts the sparkle back into your rusty sheriff's badge.

09/08/19 13:19:56

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Father Ted's Christmas present from Father Jack.

09/08/19 12:07:03

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Stu Dent Vote score: 2289Stu Dent

Guaranteed to leave a ring around the bath

09/08/19 12:00:06

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4289Kenny Ireland

This soap will be right up my alley.

09/08/19 23:40:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 282Willie Johnson

Thousands of these "Ears/Face" soap bars were produced when a dyslexic proofreader mistakenly gave the go-ahead.

09/08/19 12:03:03

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 19Richard Bottom

I want to see the back side

09/08/19 18:48:37

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 19Richard Bottom

That's secret santa sorted then

09/08/19 18:40:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4671Dave Bryan

''So that's how my wife got a face like a slapped arse.''

09/08/19 12:41:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8603Vanessa the Guesser

I prefer the BOGOF offers.

09/08/19 12:19:55

 
Mark England Vote score: 15129Mark England

It leaves your cheeks feeling really smooth...all four of them

09/08/19 12:07:19

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Bathing Booty

09/08/19 12:05:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29598Tony Edwards

Arse about face

09/08/19 12:01:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9258Neil Mackenzie

The dog led on it, now I’ve got hairy arse soap.

09/08/19 16:20:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29598Tony Edwards

Faecal and facial

09/08/19 12:56:35

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 932Scrunchy Doo

Made with holesome ingredients

09/08/19 12:44:10

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10944 Smuldo

With a slight hint of -Berry.

09/08/19 12:41:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3481Stephen Bean

Use with eau de parbum

09/08/19 12:20:47

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 20796Ian Skelding

Go and Wash

09/08/19 12:12:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5985Chris Keegan

Bought some for the wife, it was gone in 30 seconds but she's been blowing off some beautiful bubbles ever since.

09/08/19 12:06:39

 
Guideaux Vote score: 2081Guideaux

"Now that will teach you not to swear!"

09/08/19 22:36:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2342James Lennox

As used by Edmund Hillary when making his arsescent.

09/08/19 20:02:37

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 19Richard Bottom

From the people who brought you poop flavoured pizza - it's

09/08/19 18:45:34

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 19Richard Bottom

Now with just a few short showers, you'll get a smaller arse

09/08/19 18:43:41

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 388Tiny Alien

Apparently it's good for cleaning starfish!?

09/08/19 18:04:20

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 932Scrunchy Doo

♫ Head, shoulders, knees & o's. ♫

09/08/19 17:05:29

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 319Generic RedHead

I had to take mine back, it had a hole in it.

09/08/19 16:40:20

 
larry G. Vote score: 1298larry G.

Smells like shit.

09/08/19 15:34:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22004Michael Winner

"Ooh", said Boris Johnson, "elbow soap."

09/08/19 14:18:05

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22004Michael Winner

Imperial Pebbledasher.

09/08/19 14:10:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4262Vivvy En

Good clean fun

09/08/19 13:06:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19179John Glover

"It's ideal for Tim, let's face it, he is a stupid arse."

09/08/19 13:01:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6865Mr Dome

Use it to get rearly clean

09/08/19 12:51:01

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 282Willie Johnson

They were going to make the commercial tagline "Leaves your face smelling like a rose", but they left out a space and an "o" on the finished product.

09/08/19 12:50:24

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 932Scrunchy Doo

Now available in fart flavor.

09/08/19 12:45:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3481Stephen Bean

"Got this for the mother in law, but she won't know which side to use. She's got a face like an arse."

09/08/19 12:31:21

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 282Willie Johnson

Found some of these and bottom out.

09/08/19 12:22:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2359Karyn Harrison

As used by the Cheeky Girls.

09/08/19 12:16:37

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Sale of the Scentury

09/08/19 12:02:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4671Dave Bryan

''Be careful. I washed my balls with that soap and it rectum.''

09/08/19 12:01:29

 
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