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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

RIPtide.

04/08/19 9:54:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13376Vanessa the Guesser

Wave goodbye

04/08/19 7:14:32

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Barrie Bullock Vote score: 623Barrie Bullock

A body to die for.

04/08/19 12:48:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12447Stephen Bean

"They're the only kind of lilos they sell love. We are by the Dead Sea."

04/08/19 7:00:45

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19138Troompa Loompa

♬ Riding along on the crest of a grave.... ♬

04/08/19 8:13:36

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 196Lee Hauxwell

Babestation remakes Dracula

04/08/19 8:53:11

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6431James Lennox

"So, Mr. Jones, we have two options in your price bracket. The first is to be cremated in a pine box. The second is to be released on the outgoing tide in an inflatable coffin, but ... we do get a sexy lady to push you off. Your choice."

04/08/19 7:01:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11104Neil Mackenzie

Perhaps I shouldn’t mix my cocktails. I had Sex on the beach followed by Death in the afternoon, but at least I did it in that order.

04/08/19 20:21:29

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5505Ron Allan

When Caitlin hired Murphy and Son's Funerals to bury her father at sea she had no idea it would end with all three of them drowning trying to dig the grave

04/08/19 10:07:49

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19138Troompa Loompa

It's rare but Shingles can be fatal.

04/08/19 7:59:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6431James Lennox

Bobo the Invisible Clown's funeral was never going to be conventional.

04/08/19 7:00:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

Proof of the rafterlife.

04/08/19 10:56:53

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

It wasn't the cough that carried her off ,it was the coffin the tide carried her off in !

04/08/19 10:52:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15360Dan Nicholls

One sight of a prick nearby and it will go down on you. Also, the inflatable is a little fragile.

04/08/19 10:27:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

"Ok, you guys ready? It's only about 60 miles to the UK, you will love it there"

04/08/19 8:57:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9567Chris Keegan

♪ No body on the road, no body on the beach....♪
(Buoy's of Summer)

04/08/19 8:01:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12447Stephen Bean

"At the age of 94, I'm so happy to be enjoying the honeymoon of my dreams. Now she says we can consummate our marriage out at sea. All I have to do is get in, not worry about the silly shark warning and she'll join me later."

04/08/19 7:56:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10315Mr Dome

Cum n go

04/08/19 7:08:37

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Hopefully in that order. --Willie Johnson
John  Glover Vote score: 21004John Glover

Time and tide wait for no man.

05/08/19 1:40:42

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

The man in the shop said a lot of people have been dying to get one of these.

04/08/19 20:47:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"No, I said 'Algarve'."

04/08/19 11:34:33

 
stone face Vote score: 8266stone face

"A new inflatable!! Sorry, but am not coffin up for that."

04/08/19 10:51:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"A loss that is hard to fathom."

04/08/19 10:50:42

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

Pall-Lean

04/08/19 10:46:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"We'll miss you, foreshore."

04/08/19 10:43:59

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

The airman would be given an appropriate send off.

04/08/19 10:19:16

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

FUNeral.

04/08/19 10:14:47

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

Beech coffin.

04/08/19 10:02:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9567Chris Keegan

Police suspect homiseaside

04/08/19 10:01:20

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

Dorothy had arrived with the funeral party.

04/08/19 9:49:15

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5790Paul Reeve

Susan had been a little bit under the weather with a cold leading up to her cross channel swimming attempt, and the last thing she needed was a coffin fit just as she was about to set off.

04/08/19 9:48:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23149Ian Skelding

"I don't think that's what he meant when he said you needed to lie low."

04/08/19 9:01:22

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5098Karyn Harrison

Barbie goes out in style

04/08/19 8:41:37

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5098Karyn Harrison

Sick Bay

04/08/19 8:36:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1909Willie Johnson

Surfin' Bird...

♪ Bird bird bird, bird is the word... ♪

04/08/19 8:19:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4563Stu Dent

Death sea-scum's her

04/08/19 8:17:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

On holiday with Countess Dracula

04/08/19 8:14:57

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19138Troompa Loompa

Waveyard

04/08/19 8:13:40

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

The hearse is a pedalo.

04/08/19 8:10:03

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1909Willie Johnson

"Three of these things are alike in one way."

"If you guessed 'inflatable', you are a wiener. I mean winner."

04/08/19 8:04:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Lilo-Lil

04/08/19 7:43:29

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

A scene from Banksy's 'Dracula'.

04/08/19 7:24:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4563Stu Dent

So is this your first burial at sea

04/08/19 7:13:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12447Stephen Bean

"Careful you don't put a nail in your coffin love."

04/08/19 7:00:11

 
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