clever x3

RIPtide.

04/08/19 9:54:15

Wave goodbye

04/08/19 7:14:32

A body to die for.

04/08/19 12:48:25

lol

"They're the only kind of lilos they sell love. We are by the Dead Sea."

04/08/19 7:00:45

♬ Riding along on the crest of a grave.... ♬

04/08/19 8:13:36

Babestation remakes Dracula

04/08/19 8:53:11

"So, Mr. Jones, we have two options in your price bracket. The first is to be cremated in a pine box. The second is to be released on the outgoing tide in an inflatable coffin, but ... we do get a sexy lady to push you off. Your choice."

04/08/19 7:01:14

Perhaps I shouldn’t mix my cocktails. I had Sex on the beach followed by Death in the afternoon, but at least I did it in that order.

04/08/19 20:21:29

When Caitlin hired Murphy and Son's Funerals to bury her father at sea she had no idea it would end with all three of them drowning trying to dig the grave

04/08/19 10:07:49

It's rare but Shingles can be fatal.

04/08/19 7:59:59

Bobo the Invisible Clown's funeral was never going to be conventional.

04/08/19 7:00:09

Proof of the rafterlife.

04/08/19 10:56:53

It wasn't the cough that carried her off ,it was the coffin the tide carried her off in !

04/08/19 10:52:13

One sight of a prick nearby and it will go down on you. Also, the inflatable is a little fragile.

04/08/19 10:27:48

"Ok, you guys ready? It's only about 60 miles to the UK, you will love it there"

04/08/19 8:57:16

♪ No body on the road, no body on the beach....♪
(Buoy's of Summer)

04/08/19 8:01:04

"At the age of 94, I'm so happy to be enjoying the honeymoon of my dreams. Now she says we can consummate our marriage out at sea. All I have to do is get in, not worry about the silly shark warning and she'll join me later."

04/08/19 7:56:33

Cum n go

04/08/19 7:08:37

Time and tide wait for no man.

05/08/19 1:40:42

The man in the shop said a lot of people have been dying to get one of these.

04/08/19 20:47:46

"No, I said 'Algarve'."

04/08/19 11:34:33

"A new inflatable!! Sorry, but am not coffin up for that."

04/08/19 10:51:35

"A loss that is hard to fathom."

04/08/19 10:50:42

Pall-Lean

04/08/19 10:46:35

"We'll miss you, foreshore."

04/08/19 10:43:59

The airman would be given an appropriate send off.

04/08/19 10:19:16

FUNeral.

04/08/19 10:14:47

Beech coffin.

04/08/19 10:02:09

Police suspect homiseaside

04/08/19 10:01:20

Dorothy had arrived with the funeral party.

04/08/19 9:49:15

Susan had been a little bit under the weather with a cold leading up to her cross channel swimming attempt, and the last thing she needed was a coffin fit just as she was about to set off.

04/08/19 9:48:35

"I don't think that's what he meant when he said you needed to lie low."

04/08/19 9:01:22

Barbie goes out in style

04/08/19 8:41:37

Sick Bay

04/08/19 8:36:19

Surfin' Bird...

♪ Bird bird bird, bird is the word... ♪

04/08/19 8:19:18

Death sea-scum's her

04/08/19 8:17:59

On holiday with Countess Dracula

04/08/19 8:14:57

Waveyard

04/08/19 8:13:40

The hearse is a pedalo.

04/08/19 8:10:03

"Three of these things are alike in one way."

"If you guessed 'inflatable', you are a wiener. I mean winner."

04/08/19 8:04:06

Lilo-Lil

04/08/19 7:43:29

A scene from Banksy's 'Dracula'.

04/08/19 7:24:54

So is this your first burial at sea

04/08/19 7:13:59

"Careful you don't put a nail in your coffin love."

04/08/19 7:00:11