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stone face		lol creative "Has Nan gone out with that big glass ashtray in her mouth again?" 26/08/18 19:57:14	23

Pete		Amazon customer help desk. 09/08/18 19:22:44	23

Welsh Rarebit		creative "Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache." 29/07/18 19:08:29	23

Neil Mackenzie		lol x2 Essex Girls struggle to wear knickers on special occasions. 26/07/18 7:00:44	1 23
Ah, that's 'cracked' me up. You're so mean. --Vivvy En
Tony Edwards		lol creative Climb it change 15/05/18 7:55:45	23

Stephen Paterson		clever x3 He'll be back in his crypt tonight. 10/05/18 11:14:18	23

Jonathan Allsopp £50		lol creative clever Because Mrs Benson had been hiding under the bed at the time of the burglary, the line-up at Clacton police station was somewhat unusual. 17/04/17 7:35:16	14 23
Amazing. The comments mean a lot more than the 50. Very kind. May the silliness long continue!Thanks. --Jonathan Allsopp
Mark England		lol x3 creative In his younger days, Don King had a fetish for licking squirrels arses 23/01/17 20:16:38	3 23
It's based on Don King's unique hairstyle --Mark England
Ian Skelding		clever x3 The battery's dead. 02/01/17 20:25:25	2 23
That is the best caption for some time. Nice work. --Dan Nicholls
Stephen Paterson		clever Bah HungBug! 22/12/16 12:01:58	2 23
Thank you folks, that's now my best scoring caption. :-) --Stephen Paterson
Steve Wright £50		lol x3 clever Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern. 09/12/16 15:09:17	14 23
Yeah truly fantastic caption --Petey Bee
Smuldo £50
	lol clever 03/11/16 8:02:11		11 23
Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers ðŸ˜ --Smuldo
Greg Curtis £100
	creative clever 20/08/16 11:15:41		17 23
Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis
Tony Edwards		lol x3 clever "Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 19:35:59	23

Steve Davies		lol clever x2 "Let me see, Google , images , Medusa, ah shit. 25/10/15 20:20:14	2 23
"Is that really you Medusa? Well stone me..." --Boycie
Tony Edwards		Spinal chord 09/09/15 11:44:04	23

Dan Nicholls		lol "Hello is that customer complaints? I need to return some goods...well, I ordered a leotard". 06/08/15 7:01:16	2 23
From Amazon I presume. :-D --Chris Halliwell
Tony Edwards		lol x2 clever "Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07	2 23
He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
John Glover		They made me take my silverback. 27/01/15 12:02:16	23

Pete		lol Who ate all the flies? 15/08/14 8:44:18	23

Tracy Davidson		creative The Pristine Chapel. 02/07/14 7:00:20	23

Leroy Brown		lol x3 Just done it..... In your new shoes! 24/06/14 19:00:57	23

matt cunningham		creative x3 Tiddly wink 16/03/14 9:37:01	23

Brian Malco		lol "I told you we should've used heavier barrels to store the helium - go get the step ladders..." 05/03/14 20:09:07	23

Michael Winner		lol x5 "Nigella! Have you been on the coke again?" 15/12/13 8:30:56	1 23
Now we know who's really behind the exhibits in Charles Saatchi's gallery. Damien Hurst? Tracy Emin? Neither can match the creativity of Nigella on coke. --Mark England
Mark England		lol creative x2 Cuepid 27/08/13 19:01:41	23

Hercules Rockefeller		Del Monte Python 27/03/13 12:00:30	2 23
The Full Monty Python? --Cath Jones
Tony Edwards		Trophy wife. 17/01/13 8:02:46	23

Dan Dan £100		"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby." 11/11/12 20:03:59	17 23
Thank you for your kind comments and pm's. It's a privilege just to be part of such a fantastic site and group of people, and like it's been said before, this is the icing on the cake. --Dan Dan
John Llamas		Ales of the Unexpected 18/09/12 7:17:42	23

Ken Stapleton		Swindler's Lift 14/08/12 7:00:16	1 23

John Llamas		Water Raleigh and Francis Drake 11/08/12 10:01:06	7 23

Michael Winner		"Young man, about these airbags you fitted for me..." 13/07/12 19:00:06	1 23

Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe		Stool pigeon 02/07/12 19:00:17	23

Pete		"Does it come Whitbread?" 25/06/12 19:00:36	23

Mr. Toad		“I best be off- the wife’ll be having kittens.” 28/10/11 19:02:31	23

Grant Amey £50		Andrex puppies just don't make good police dogs 30/09/11 10:29:19	12 23

		Private Dave was dreading boot camp, he was already struggling at sock camp. Tue 12:30:39	22

John Harrison		"We need more lamp posts." 01/11/25 8:03:50	22

monty D £50		lol x3 Tommy go back to your Mum next door 12/10/25 11:09:56	19 22
Many thanks for these comments from such wonderful captioneers. It makes 3 years of pun worth it! Monty --monty D
Tony Edwards		He died from overexposure. 03/08/25 11:08:28, edited: 03/08/25 11:08:50	22

Chris Halliwell		clever Breaking News:reports are coming through that a kid napping has occurred at Manchester Airport. 29/07/25 19:07:55	22

Vanessa the Guesser		The Elephant Nan 06/07/25 19:03:42	22

Dave Bryan		lol ''I said 'fetch', you stupid dog.'' 21/06/25 11:35:58	22

Jo		It's a frog eat hog world 08/06/25 19:02:24	22

Al Overy		clever Is this a live feed? 06/06/25 11:03:26	2 22
Clever! --Johnny Goode
Rob Falconer		clever Doctors stunned by amazing growth spurt of triplet 25/05/25 11:02:05	22

Vanessa the Guesser		He was chaste through security. 29/04/25 7:02:58	22

Stephen Bean		"We need to cut back on our burrowing." 17/04/25 7:19:24	22

Valerie Fish		clever Sitting on the rock of the bay 02/04/25 20:05:19	22

Ian Sanderson		Don’t worry, he’ll drop off in a minute. 11/03/25 8:06:44, edited: 11/03/25 9:28:32	22

James Lennox		The Empire Strokes Cat 09/03/25 20:00:50, edited: 09/03/25 20:01:21	22

Ian Skelding		“Have you taken it off and put it back on again?” 06/03/25 8:05:27	22

James Lennox		lol x2 creative x2 whisper "Komodo dragons are cunning and efficient hunters. First they bite their victims, injecting them with a highly toxic venom. Then they sit back and wait, maybe watch a bit of telly, have a cup of tea..." 28/02/25 20:48:30	22

Dave Bryan		''Oh no, I've passed another motion.'' 05/02/25 12:01:03	1 22
Odour! Odour! --Glad You Remember
James Lennox		lol x2 A horse walks into a Spar... 29/01/25 8:01:21	3 22

Ian Skelding		creative Beware of elderly female pickpockets. 22/01/25 8:01:21	22

Ian Skelding		clever “That’s a bit austintatious.” 16/01/25 12:04:20	22

Stephen Bean		Right wing party 04/12/24 12:01:47	1 22
The Tories during lockdown --Mr Dome
Dave Bryan		creative ''Have you reserved a table?'' ''Yes, I pissed down the leg of the one in the corner.'' 28/11/24 8:05:48, edited: 28/11/24 8:11:35	22

Ian Skelding		clever Hardly Davidson 26/11/24 12:03:33, edited: 26/11/24 12:04:03	1 22

Al Overy		lol "I have wonderful news, Mary. I'm to be the new face of Pringles crisps!" 22/11/24 8:01:45	22

Stephen Bean		Tom and Sherry 02/11/24 12:01:08	22

Al Overy		🎶 When I'm cleaning Windows 🎶 20/10/24 7:08:35	2 22
Dave - are you drunk? --Mr Dome
Tony S		Aliens arrive on earth looking for Jobs. 07/10/24 19:10:11	22

Stephen Bean		lol Whodonut 16/08/24 19:24:01	22

Scrijjy Doo		An Ale of Two Titties 17/07/24 19:05:51	1 22

Al Overy		lol The Dark Knit 14/07/24 19:18:17	1 22
Brilliant --Mr Dome
Dave Bryan		''I'll be black.'' 29/06/24 11:08:15	22

Al Overy		When the CEO retired, he left some very big shoes to fill. 10/06/24 11:05:27	22

Karen Oakenfull		A timeless classic 16/05/24 19:00:40	22

Vanessa the Guesser		lol "Are you one of those Harey Bikers?" 03/05/24 19:10:10	22

James Lennox		lol ...followed closely by 12 disciples, a horde of Romans, and the Benny Hill theme music. 01/05/24 11:06:27, edited: 01/05/24 12:38:16, suggested edits	1 22

Stephen Bean		UNICORN FOUND Thanks to local heroin 15/04/24 19:28:54	22

Dave Bryan		clever When the shit hits the man. 07/04/24 19:56:13	22

Glyn Evans		lol "Didn't I say to go before we got in the jacuzzi?" 03/04/24 19:05:31	22

Karyn Harrison		A fish out of mortar 28/03/24 20:00:36	22

Vivvy En		There's a message in there somewhere 24/03/24 8:19:58	22

C CaMel		clever x2 George Orwelly 21/03/24 11:46:23	22

Ian Skelding		Trotters Independent Waders 21/03/24 8:10:38	22

Scrijjy Doo		Chariots of Fryer 18/03/24 20:02:12	22

Dave Bryan		clever ''Have you ever fought before?'' ''I was wrestling with the accounts all morning.'' 02/03/24 8:20:01, edited: 02/03/24 8:28:26	22

Mark England		"The journey was so slow. It kept stopping at every lamp-post" 01/03/24 12:03:31	22

C CaMel		clever x2 “During mating season the male will search for a female that is presenting.” 28/02/24 12:35:58	22

C CaMel		lol “When your employer is really glad you’re leaving.” 27/02/24 8:05:25	22

Dot Old		creative "I wasn't expecting this when I asked for red square nails." 22/02/24 13:31:18	22

Ben Samuel		Aviary tired dog 17/02/24 20:03:06	22

Vanessa the Guesser		lol I thought I heard the delivery guy knocking. 17/02/24 12:01:37	22

John Harrison		lol "I think it's a Bigasso." 12/02/24 20:08:22	22

Dave Bryan		CLOSING TIME AT KNOWSLEY SAFARI PARK ''Don't worry, it must be hiding in the bushes.'' 08/02/24 12:08:35	1 22
Crap, sorry Dave. I missed voting on this pic. Would have Supervoted this. --James Lennox
Vivvy En		Dinner's on me 29/01/24 20:15:59	22

Dave Bryan		''If someone doesn't buy a brick soon, I'm going to throw in the trowel.'' 27/01/24 8:05:07	22

Dave Bryan		Arch Garfunkel 24/01/24 8:29:18	22

Stephen Bean		"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49	22

Mr Dome		clever From cradle to grave 19/01/24 8:47:48	22

Mark England		lol x2 "Trek 300 miles across the plains in search of water? Fuck that I've just got a flight for £4.99 on Ryanair. Lands 10 minutes from the watering hole" 15/01/24 12:28:36	1 22
The flight is £4.99, but the extra weight over the standard limit will be another £4990. --Molly R
Phil Swan		lol Dave was determined to get his money's worth at the Build a Bear shop. 11/01/24 20:03:04, edited: 11/01/24 20:08:37, suggested edits	1 22
I've left a bit of a pedantic edit suggestion Cap Auth. Feel free to ignore. --James Lennox
C CaMel		lol x2 “What’s the password?” ‘Miow?’ “I really should change that, come in.” 10/01/24 8:04:44	22

Julia Kinsey		Furrytail of New York 04/01/24 12:22:21	22

Tony Edwards		clever x2 Only Fuel is Horses 03/01/24 10:08:09	22

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