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 Chris Keegan£50 |
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27/10/21 11:06:41 |
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Hi all, many thanks for all your kind comments and votes, I'm in bits! I recently took some time off the site however the rehab clearly didn't work and it's great to be back transfixed to my phone in dark corridors with my fellow captionoholics...
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Dave Bryan |
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''What have you got to say for yourself?'' 15/10/21 11:09:02 |
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Your cat clearly helped you with this one Dave!
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 Lucky Elperro£50 |
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22/08/21 11:09:12 |
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Lucky Elperro has insisted I invest the prize money into the running of the site, which is very kind of him. Thanks!
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Willie Johnson |
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The ultimate embarrassment: when you need a tow to get back to base. 26/07/21 7:35:20 |
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Mark England |
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Never try to leave a barbers without paying 01/07/21 11:19:39 |
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Great caption Mark but I think Al Overy deserved a nod for being first to come up with the barber idea which hadn't occurred to me.
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Tony S |
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It got worse when the manager pulled him off at half time. 09/04/21 19:18:47 |
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Vanessa the Guesser£50 |
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25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter!
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C CaMel |
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11/03/21 12:10:27 |
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I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". 🙃
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James Lennox |
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09/03/21 12:35:25 |
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...and along with the suit he was wearing.
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Karyn Harrison |
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If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on. 14/10/20 11:30:14 |
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It has a squeeze butt-on.
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James Lennox £50 |
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28/04/20 19:23:57 |
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First off, I'd like to thank the Academy ... no but seriously, thanks to Chris for picking #3 (I too preferred it to my other), and kudos to Smuldo for being equal #1. Thanks also to Mr. Dome for his "BeeSI: Miami", which forced me to edit my ...
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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18/04/20 11:11:28 |
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Stephen Bean |
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04/10/19 19:02:43 |
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Troompa Loompa |
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Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair. 02/08/19 21:22:08 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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11/07/19 7:18:11 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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30/04/19 11:21:58 |
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 Gavin Smithers |
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"I'm afraid we're giving the part to Ursula Andress" 26/04/19 8:59:08 |
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Chris Keegan |
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21/04/19 13:14:53 |
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Vivvy En |
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"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know." 28/02/19 20:54:27 |
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Glad You Remember |
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26/12/18 12:01:59 |
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Tina Flowers |
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28/11/18 21:55:22 |
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I agree with Dave, this one was so good I refused to attempt a caption...
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Mark England £50 |
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01/10/18 19:04:56 |
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I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments
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stone face |
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"Has Nan gone out with that big glass ashtray in her mouth again?" 26/08/18 19:57:14 |
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Pete |
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09/08/18 19:22:44 |
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Welsh Rarebit |
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"Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache." 29/07/18 19:08:29 |
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Neil Mackenzie |
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Essex Girls struggle to wear knickers on special occasions. 26/07/18 7:00:44 |
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Ah, that's 'cracked' me up. You're so mean.
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Tony Edwards |
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15/05/18 7:55:45 |
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Stephen Paterson |
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He'll be back in his crypt tonight. 10/05/18 11:14:18 |
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Jonathan Allsopp £50 |
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17/04/17 7:35:16 |
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Amazing. The comments mean a lot more than the 50. Very kind. May the silliness long continue!Thanks.
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Mark England |
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In his younger days, Don King had a fetish for licking squirrels arses 23/01/17 20:16:38 |
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It's based on Don King's unique hairstyle
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Ian Skelding |
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02/01/17 20:25:25 |
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That is the best caption for some time. Nice work.
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Stephen Paterson |
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22/12/16 12:01:58 |
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Thank you folks, that's now my best scoring caption. :-)
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Steve Wright£50 |
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Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern. 09/12/16 15:09:17 |
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Yeah truly fantastic caption
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Smuldo£50 |
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03/11/16 8:02:11 |
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Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers ðŸ˜
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Greg Curtis£100 |
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20/08/16 11:15:41 |
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Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place...
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Tony Edwards |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 19:35:59 |
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Steve Davies |
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"Let me see, Google , images , Medusa, ah shit. 25/10/15 20:20:14 |
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"Is that really you Medusa? Well stone me..."
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Tony Edwards |
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09/09/15 11:44:04 |
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Dan Nicholls |
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"Hello is that customer complaints? I need to return some goods...well, I ordered a leotard". 06/08/15 7:01:16 |
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From Amazon I presume. :-D
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Tony Edwards |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool.
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John Glover |
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They made me take my silverback. 27/01/15 12:02:16 |
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Pete |
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15/08/14 8:44:18 |
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Tracy Davidson |
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02/07/14 7:00:20 |
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Leroy Brown |
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Just done it..... In your new shoes! 24/06/14 19:00:57 |
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matt cunningham |
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16/03/14 9:37:01 |
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Brian Malco |
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"I told you we should've used heavier barrels to store the helium - go get the step ladders..." 05/03/14 20:09:07 |
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Michael Winner |
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"Nigella! Have you been on the coke again?" 15/12/13 8:30:56 |
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Now we know who's really behind the exhibits in Charles Saatchi's gallery. Damien Hurst? Tracy Emin? Neither can match the creativity of Nigella on coke.
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Mark England |
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27/08/13 19:01:41 |
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Hercules Rockefeller |
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27/03/13 12:00:30 |
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The Full Monty Python?
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Tony Edwards |
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17/01/13 8:02:46 |
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Dan Dan£100 |
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"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby." 11/11/12 20:03:59 |
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Thank you for your kind comments and pm's. It's a privilege just to be part of such a fantastic site and group of people, and like it's been said before, this is the icing on the cake.
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John Llamas |
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18/09/12 7:17:42 |
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Ken Stapleton |
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14/08/12 7:00:16 |
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John Llamas |
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Water Raleigh and Francis Drake 11/08/12 10:01:06 |
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Michael Winner |
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"Young man, about these airbags you fitted for me..." 13/07/12 19:00:06 |
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Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe |
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02/07/12 19:00:17 |
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Pete |
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25/06/12 19:00:36 |
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Mr. Toad |
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“I best be off- the wife’ll be having kittens.” 28/10/11 19:02:31 |
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Grant Amey £50 |
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Andrex puppies just don't make good police dogs 30/09/11 10:29:19 |
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Hercules Rockefeller |
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Phil Swan |
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"The name's Bond. Brooke Bond." 24/02/26 8:06:06, edited: 24/02/26 10:27:03, |
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Neil Mackenzie |
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I see you appear eight times in the obituaries this week Tom. 12/02/26 8:11:27, edited: 12/02/26 8:14:22 |
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James Lennox |
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"Well, if I knew you preferred blondes I'd have clipped my other hair on." 01/02/26 20:01:06 |
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Stephen Bean |
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"He'll shag anything with four legs." 30/01/26 12:42:34 |
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Troompa Loompa |
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Two wrongs don't make a right. 25/01/26 20:03:51 |
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Better left alone.
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Neil Mackenzie |
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Dave worked tirelessly on his new invention. 22/01/26 8:10:44 |
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Tony S |
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21/01/26 8:12:51 |
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Crunchy Chords |
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“So as you can see, Finder Points are simple.” 09/01/26 20:01:19 |
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Dan Nicholls |
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World Record Hide and Seek Champion 1927 finally found. 09/01/26 12:11:51 |
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James Lennox |
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"Bloody reindeer shit..." 17/12/25 12:39:23 |
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John Harrison |
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01/11/25 8:03:50 |
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monty D £50 |
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Tommy go back to your Mum next door 12/10/25 11:09:56 |
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Many thanks for these comments from such wonderful captioneers. It makes 3 years of pun worth it! Monty
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Tony Edwards |
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03/08/25 11:08:28, edited: 03/08/25 11:08:50 |
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Chris Halliwell |
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Breaking News:reports are coming through that a kid napping has occurred at Manchester Airport. 29/07/25 19:07:55 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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06/07/25 19:03:42 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''I said 'fetch', you stupid dog.'' 21/06/25 11:35:58 |
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Jo |
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08/06/25 19:02:24 |
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Al Overy |
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06/06/25 11:03:26 |
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Clever!
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Rob Falconer |
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Doctors stunned by amazing growth spurt of triplet 25/05/25 11:02:05 |
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Vanessa the Guesser |
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He was chaste through security. 29/04/25 7:02:58 |
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Stephen Bean |
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"We need to cut back on our burrowing." 17/04/25 7:19:24 |
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Valerie Fish |
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Sitting on the rock of the bay 02/04/25 20:05:19 |
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Ian Sanderson |
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Don’t worry, he’ll drop off in a minute. 11/03/25 8:06:44, edited: 11/03/25 9:28:32 |
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James Lennox |
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09/03/25 20:00:50, edited: 09/03/25 20:01:21 |
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Ian Skelding |
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“Have you taken it off and put it back on again?” 06/03/25 8:05:27 |
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James Lennox |
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28/02/25 20:48:30 |
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Dave Bryan |
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''Oh no, I've passed another motion.'' 05/02/25 12:01:03 |
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Odour! Odour!
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James Lennox |
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29/01/25 8:01:21 |
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Ian Skelding |
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Beware of elderly female pickpockets. 22/01/25 8:01:21 |
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Ian Skelding |
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16/01/25 12:04:20 |
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Stephen Bean |
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04/12/24 12:01:47 |
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The Tories during lockdown
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Dave Bryan |
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''Have you reserved a table?'' 28/11/24 8:05:48, edited: 28/11/24 8:11:35 |
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Ian Skelding |
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26/11/24 12:03:33, edited: 26/11/24 12:04:03 |
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Al Overy |
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"I have wonderful news, Mary. I'm to be the new face of Pringles crisps!" 22/11/24 8:01:45 |
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Stephen Bean |
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02/11/24 12:01:08 |
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Al Overy |
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20/10/24 7:08:35 |
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Dave - are you drunk?
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Tony S |
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Aliens arrive on earth looking for Jobs. 07/10/24 19:10:11 |
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Stephen Bean |
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16/08/24 19:24:01 |
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Scrijjy Doo |
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17/07/24 19:05:51 |
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Al Overy |
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14/07/24 19:18:17 |
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Brilliant
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