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Gavin Smithers Vote score: 354Gavin Smithers

"I'm afraid we're giving the part to Ursula Andress"

26/04/19 9:59:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7970Stephen Bean

Splash of the Titans

26/04/19 8:00:15

 
Joe Vote score: 1609Joe

‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat...’

26/04/19 8:54:20

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A bigger gravy boat more like. --Dan Nicholls
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14376Dan Nicholls

Steve, put the harpoon down.

26/04/19 10:47:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6662The Wolf

Baywatch vows to carry on with a new series despite suffering severe budget cuts

26/04/19 8:02:23

 
Dot Old Vote score: 867Dot Old

"Oh my god... we've made it... there it is!"
"Yeah, and mine's a Big Mac."

26/04/19 9:49:49

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4908James Lennox

And just like that, the global rising sea level crisis was averted.

26/04/19 8:28:34

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

The two in the front live together. They're fatmates.

26/04/19 13:08:01

 
Dot Old Vote score: 867Dot Old

Polly 'n saturated fats

26/04/19 8:12:31

 
stone face Vote score: 6942stone face

When I booked Club 18-30 I thought it was for that age group, not their friggin' weight.

26/04/19 8:08:01

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3437Stu Dent

Cinderella hen night ends in disaster as ship sinks just offshore

26/04/19 8:03:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8082Dave Bryan

Gutlins

26/04/19 8:01:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21589Ian Skelding

"Great, I've just remembered my hotel room number, 88."

26/04/19 8:01:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8199Chris Keegan

"What the bloody hell are you playing at??? What I said was SLIMMERS World!!"

26/04/19 8:00:10

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 70Anthony Smith

"The water's too cold!! We're going to complain to the local council about this, because we want something done about it. We're not happy."

27/04/19 21:31:02

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Don't fancy yours much, Bert

26/04/19 20:31:19

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

Flood defences breached on The Jeremy Kyle Show.

26/04/19 12:10:11

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Local Loch Ness monster sightings , explained by photograph of bathers.

26/04/19 11:15:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5270Vivvy En

Buoyancy maids

26/04/19 10:46:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20128John Glover

"OMG you are right, bathing in water does get rid of bad body odour."

26/04/19 10:26:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30997Tony Edwards

Fatbergs

26/04/19 9:38:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8969Mr Dome

To be honest if it's a toss up between two fat birds and a ginger I'll give it a miss

26/04/19 9:07:48

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3437Stu Dent

creatures from the black lagoon

26/04/19 8:09:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8969Mr Dome

I don't know what all the fuss is about. I think they are totally appropriately dressed for the beach

26/04/19 8:08:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8082Dave Bryan

''Well, that's their bath over with. A bag of chips each and I'm looking at a nice relaxing evening when we get back to the care home.''

26/04/19 8:04:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10223Neil Mackenzie

British Remainers flee in small boats to France. They might be too stupid to understand how democracy works, but they’re not that stupid to turn up in France wearing yellow life vests.

26/04/19 8:00:19

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Sea double-chins.

26/04/19 8:57:16

 
Joe Vote score: 1609Joe

Mermaids in the low season

26/04/19 8:52:29

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

The girth of Venus. And Marcia.

26/04/19 8:49:42

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6662The Wolf

Major panic ensued today as a Great White Shark was spotted in shallow waters on Brighton Beach. Luckily though, two local ladies entered the sea, smeared it with tartare sauce and polished off the bugger with a bag of chips.

26/04/19 8:24:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10899Vanessa the Guesser

Falling off the cruise liner was a Scary moment for the remaining Spice Girls.

26/04/19 8:08:14

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6353Hercules Rockefeller

"Well, there used to be plenty of fish in the sea before they showed up."

26/04/19 8:06:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8969Mr Dome

Maybe paddleboarding isn't for you love after all

26/04/19 8:05:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8969Mr Dome

Footage emerges of the likely cause of the latest tsunami

26/04/19 8:04:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10899Vanessa the Guesser

Fisherman's Friends

26/04/19 8:01:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Elizabeth from 'The Waltons' helps two beached whales in Bournemouth.

26/04/19 8:00:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4118Karyn Harrison

"She's behind you!"
"What?"
"SHE'S BEHIND YOU!"

26/04/19 8:00:11

 
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