Grant Amey

	This Week			All Time
	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	4			361	433	#158
Comments				60
Forum Posts				14

caption quota: 10
caption votes given since joining: 446
comment quota: 3

profile send private message

captions comments received captioned photos

captions

	Andrex puppies just don't make good police dogs 30/09/11 11:29:19	12 23

	Nicole? Pap-aaaaaaaargh! 02/09/11 11:53:03	6 18

	Cinderfella 11/09/11 15:02:05	16

	Metrotextuals 10/10/11 20:00:08	14

	Suprised by the changeable British weather, Larry was still sunbathing when our Indian Summer abruptly ended. 22/10/11 12:14:33	1 13

	Fingers crossed they're both getting neutered. 21/11/11 11:27:37	12

	Another tourist about to fall victim to a swizzle. 15/11/11 15:45:08	9

	A novel way to fly 12/09/11 11:09:30	9

	Only a muppet would jump at the chance to buy this property. 30/10/11 14:55:45	2 8

	"Yes! A second washing machine so we can do the whites and reds separately!" 08/11/11 20:43:51	7

	Sadly the 47% of Chicago's adults who were literate didn't understand percentages. 10/10/11 20:00:19	4 7

	I'm not saying it's been a wet summer, but the next line on that sign reads "2 miles" 04/08/12 15:21:59	6

	A jolly big fan of the New York green Giants. 20/11/11 17:12:48	6

	Layla sighed contentedly. She enjoyed having her cucumber at least five times a day. 02/11/11 13:44:37	4 6

	"I'm not saying I was racially profiled, but I was the only one on the flight made to wear an X-Ray T-Shirt." 20/10/11 13:00:16	6

	Water melons 14/10/11 20:00:14	6

	It's an Ice day for a white wedding 11/10/11 11:00:28	6

	Catering at the annual lactose intolerant vegetarian coeliacs' meeting goes horribly wrong. 18/11/11 12:07:34	5

	A young Avril Lavigne wonders if it's Sk8 or Poi. 17/11/11 11:09:10	5

	She shouldn't be flashing her pirate parts in public! 13/11/11 17:00:00	5

	Ian put his signature move on his date. 12/11/11 16:28:55	5

	"Hello Buoys!" 14/10/11 20:00:10	2 5

	With some urgency, she ordered 24 rolls of Andrex by express delivery. 06/10/11 11:00:24	5

	If The Crystal Maze did pub games... 05/10/11 11:27:20	5

	Where I used to live, Iran. But in Jordan, I'd prefer to ride. 29/04/12 17:07:04	4

	Halfway through his book on family law, Peter fainted as he realised just how much child support he owed... 24/04/12 22:09:32	4

	He liked to groom while chatting on forums. 11/11/11 12:09:47	4

	"Sh*t is it me or are the photos getting harder to caption?" 13/10/11 20:00:45	4

	"Hand on heart, with this discreet attachment, you'll never have to sweep up after shaving your head again..." 07/10/11 11:23:45	4

	She sighed contentedly, another successful log out. 06/10/11 11:00:33	3 4

	Hmm... Was it Professor Plum, in the street, with the widescreen? 16/09/11 14:48:52	4

	I'm sorry? You knocked to complain about what noise exactly? 09/09/11 11:48:12	4

	Hope she blows my Wrigley next 05/09/11 11:17:50	4

	"You think this is a bad job? My mate Jim had to milk the cow..." 07/05/12 13:57:13	1 3

	"Well, now my TV's gone digital, the nice man said I'd need new antennas." 22/04/12 14:13:31	3

	"What the hell do you mean, 'Swing from the hips'?" 21/04/12 12:07:47	3

	"You think this is big? Wait till it breaks down and you see the size of the tow truck..." 20/01/12 15:00:34	3

	"Yeah, it's pretty, but as a diabetic coeliac with a peanut allergy I'll be having the eggs." 19/01/12 17:41:28	3

	Barry was terribly worried someone would notice the spinach stuck between his teeth. 06/01/12 0:17:43	3

	After a spate of unfortunate drownings, geneticists were forced to admit that cross breeding ducks and ostriches was just a bad idea. 11/12/11 17:33:54	3

	Stella: Also good for beating eggs. 28/11/11 16:37:32	3

	Wow, with his PS3 Move controller, he really felt like he was in the game. 15/11/11 15:49:16	3

	"Damn, the PC needs de-worming." 11/11/11 12:04:37	3

	The bell tolled for her. But fortunately she didn't have her hearing aid in at the time. 09/11/11 20:18:48	3

	After eating her first bowl of cherries, Pip felt stoned. 02/11/11 17:31:38	3

	I needed more whole Groening my diet. 17/10/11 11:15:01	3

	One heck of a spit roast 08/10/11 11:01:58	3

	Henson Cab 04/10/11 11:12:31	3

	C'mon girls, he a-piers to be a shore thing 03/10/11 11:08:47	1 3

	The Wheel of Miss Fortune 02/10/11 22:21:24	3

	"When I asked if you had any rubbers, this isn't what I meant." 20/09/11 12:58:12	3

	If Carlsberg did chiropractic... 19/09/11 13:22:08	3

	It wasn't disembodiment that pissed them off, it was the frustrating 'Kick Me' sign taunting them from his back. 09/09/11 12:02:44	3

	He'd give his right arm for a four wheel drive 07/09/11 11:11:58	3

	Anti-gravitea 21/09/11 11:55:27	8 1 5

last comments (total: 44)

Like it :)

[anon]

14/10/11
9:31pm

comment on caption:
"Hello Buoys!" [Grant Amey]

Ah, Eva... http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/print/2008/8/wonderbra-hello-boys.jpg

(caption author)

14/10/11
9:52pm

comment on caption:
"Hello Buoys!" [Grant Amey]

hahaha... very good!

Mi6 Bagpuss

22/10/11
1:44pm

comment on caption:
Suprised by the changeable British weather, Larry was still sunbathing when our Indian Summer abruptly ended. [Grant Amey]

IMO - funnier as just: "Only a muppet would jump at the chance to buy this property."

Chris Beach

(admin)

30/10/11
8:03pm

comment on caption:
Only a muppet would jump at the chance to buy this property. [Grant Amey]

Hmm. Think you're right...

(caption author)

30/10/11
8:20pm

comment on caption:
Only a muppet would jump at the chance to buy this property. [Grant Amey]

Ooh, errr:)

Mi6 Bagpuss

02/11/11
3:41pm

comment on caption:
Layla sighed contentedly.

She enjoyed having her cucumber at least five times a day. [Grant Amey]

Well, I was thinking that we're meant to have 5 pieces of fruit and veg a day and suspiciously, there are only 4 on the table... What could the missing piece be? Where could it be? And what is her hand doing under the table that's causing her to bliss out like that?

Hmm...

(caption author)

02/11/11
4:03pm

comment on caption:
Layla sighed contentedly.

She enjoyed having her cucumber at least five times a day. [Grant Amey]