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The Pristine Chapel.

02/07/14 7:00:20

Confessions of a Window Cleaner.

02/07/14 7:55:24

"Can you do the windows next? The glass is stained"

02/07/14 7:11:37

Minister Muscle.

02/07/14 9:17:20

The Pope said he wanted the Catholic Church cleaned up.

02/07/14 7:21:54

Basilica Brush.

02/07/14 7:01:24

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

02/07/14 7:01:08

I’m surprised the priest was able to sit down after the removal of that butt plug.

02/07/14 7:00:07

"That's a weird way to clean windows Rodney"
"Haven't you heard Father? Rod works in mysterious ways"

02/07/14 9:25:06

Father Thomas sat and waited. He came in here every day to watch Bill at his work, methodically cleaning the Abbey. It was nearly a full year since he had last spoken - 9am to this very day to be exact, and that time was fast approaching. The wait was finally over, and as the bell struck 9, he would be permitted to speak 5 words. 5 little words per year - he knew he had to use them wisely, but he was prepared. "DONG .... DONG ..." as the bells struck 9 he took a deep breath and pronounced the words he had so long been compelled to say. "Bill, you missed a bit".

Bill raised his hands to his ears to remove his earphones - "what was that?"

02/07/14 7:00:36

Jay hoovers witness

02/07/14 8:56:37

"Hi I'm Barry Scott .... I can absolve the deadliest of sins"

02/07/14 22:07:27

Freshminster Abbey

02/07/14 16:22:42

"There- that's got rid of all of those nasty colours and pictures and stuff that were on your windows, guv."

02/07/14 7:45:35

They had to retrieve the evidence of a second coming.

02/07/14 7:12:36