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	A fish called Honda 24/02/13 20:00:08	17

	"Excuse me, could you direct me to the Opticians please?" 01/07/12 11:01:12	17

	I see the problem. No balls. 21/09/22 8:21:44	16

	Paper, Scissors,.....SHARK 16/09/12 20:01:59	15

	“You are feline sleepy, very sleepy” 28/05/24 12:11:04	15

	The new Dyson Hawaiian comes with 2 heads 11/04/24 12:24:08	14

	Badly Drawn Boys 03/04/13 20:00:07	14

	Not so speedy Granzalos 08/07/24 20:24:11	11

	I’m sure there should be a mouse around here somewhere 09/12/23 8:14:39	11

	We’re so poor we’re in black and white 02/12/22 8:38:49	1 11
You can't be that poor if you can afford a camera to take a picture of you lying stricken in poverty --Glyn Evans
	The geek shall inherit Google Earth. 07/07/12 20:03:53	4 11

	Billy the Kid's family tree 11/05/14 20:02:51	10

	Sweet dreams are made of this. 29/12/13 10:51:12	1 10
Who am I to disagree. --Neil Mackenzie
	The Manequin Street Preachers 03/04/13 20:07:45	10

	Phona Lisa 25/12/12 9:48:16	6 10

	Crack Heads 13/12/12 20:05:16	10

	Smaller than a speeding bullet. 18/07/14 13:43:49	9

	This is why the red car won. 03/02/14 20:30:46	9

	Danny La Rue-ler 11/12/12 20:21:44	9

	"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" 11/09/12 20:28:04	1 9

	Closer inspection of the recent lunar landing photographs revealed an area of concern. 02/08/12 11:00:28	9

	Biff!! Smash!! Pow!! Poof!! 29/11/13 10:58:21	8

	Fuhrer of the Bride. 02/08/13 20:34:49	8

	Stoney Broke. 17/07/13 21:39:30	8

	Eyes down for a full blouse. 15/07/13 20:02:04	8

	Police discover how the 3 farmhouse raiders made a clean getaway. 04/01/13 10:29:44	8

	1990, Mitch Winehouse welcomes little Amy into the world. 09/12/12 12:14:18	8

	"Careful, if they catch us smoking here they'll crucify us" 11/11/12 20:05:05	8

	Yoga Bear 18/09/12 13:11:31	8

	Look at the jugs on that! 25/06/12 14:02:08	1 8

	“That’s not what I meant by ‘Off The Shoulder’” 08/06/24 12:06:49	7

	"That's All Folks!" 02/08/14 21:12:11	7

	The house was crawling with Ivy....and Peter and Mary and Bill and Dave and Ben. 26/05/14 11:56:32	7

	It's fresian cold out here. 07/03/14 20:00:28	2 7
Should've worn a Jersey --Mark England
	Selfie abuse 20/12/13 12:15:05	7

	"Sit on my knee, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up" 16/12/13 9:08:04	7

	lol This is what the blind girl really made in Lionel Ritchie's Hello video. 15/12/13 20:42:00	1 7
I would love to see a remake of that vid with you directing it :) --Brian Malco
	"I cluck up to him, but I cluck down on him. 27/10/13 20:20:09	7

	Since booking his vasectomy appointment Derek,the BA pilot, had been having some very strange dreams. 14/11/12 20:39:24	7

	When I asked for a camel....... 11/11/12 20:24:26	7

	After taking over the Chocolate Factory, Charlie Bucket traced his family tree. 24/10/12 20:01:33	7

	The Invisible Man enjoys a threesome. 04/08/12 20:05:37	7

	Invented by a man. Parked by a woman. 31/07/12 20:30:16	7

	Anus Horribilis. 29/07/12 11:00:09	7

	♫ Sitting in the stock of the day ♫ 28/07/12 11:00:10	7

	Immobile Home 21/07/12 20:00:27	7

	NANA!!! That's not the toilet. 26/07/14 10:13:08	6

	"Go on, pull my finger" 29/06/14 22:24:00	6

	Following Sir Bruce's retirement a new home was found for his rug. 28/04/14 12:31:15	6

	Luke finally got into Pandora's box. 19/03/14 22:34:06	6

	...and another consonant Rachel. 08/03/14 20:12:17	6

	Red sky at night - Shepherd's delight Red sky in morning - Shepherd's warning Mince & mashed potato - Shepherd's pie 22/01/14 12:37:56	6

	The nun's of Lilliput were the first to discover Gulliver. 16/12/13 20:42:02	6

	Just outside Old Trafford a disgruntled, albeit uneducated, United fan called for the head of David Moyles. 07/07/13 20:15:14	6

	You're Fired 17/06/13 20:00:09	6

	Geoff's designer platform shoes were often mistaken for carrier bags. 14/06/13 20:09:53	6

	Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind. 13/12/12 13:13:45	6

	"Where's Michelle?" 28/11/12 12:58:02	6

	"Look, I don't care how far you've travelled to buy your girlfriend a Christmas present - you have to pay for it" 20/11/12 13:04:33	6

	500 nickers 28/10/12 20:02:54	6

	It’s been a hard, days night I’ve been working like a dog 01/07/24 8:04:51	6

	Doris fed the invisible horse whilst Fred made the house disappear. 11/06/14 11:12:43	5

	Bill Bailey teaches Molly to play the organ. 29/03/14 20:04:08	5

	lol [Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act] Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house? Brian: It says, "Romans go home. " Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on ! Brian: Er, "Romanus" ! Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is? Brian: Er, er, "Romani" ! Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" ! Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt". Centurion: So, "eunt" is...? Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go". Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...? [He twists Brian's ear] Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative ! Centurion: Which is...? Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" ! Centurion: How many Romans? Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" ! Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it? Brian: Dative ! [the Centurion holds a sword to his throat] Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" ! Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...? Brian: Er, "Domum" ! Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times. Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off. 08/03/14 20:00:09	16 5
For me Holy grail has moments but life of brian is the better....and glad you had a productive nights work Neil. --Chris Brooks
	Cool, fuck cats. 23/02/14 21:01:29	5

	Stir fly 02/11/13 20:17:56	5

	This unusual scarecrow successfully shooed the birds away. 29/10/13 20:03:27	5

	8 lives left. 29/10/13 11:28:22	5

	After the war the Von Trapp children discovered science fiction. 04/08/13 12:19:29	5

	Just the fish for me, I'm on a no carb diet. 16/06/13 10:33:49	5

	🎵The high bones connected to the ...ceiling.🎵 31/05/13 19:20:38	2 5
â™« Copy and paste either end. --Neil Mackenzie
	Death by Chocolate 27/02/13 20:11:02	2 5

	“Don’t worry, they’re ‘armless” 28/11/12 20:00:09	5

	Hatty Jocks 12/09/12 12:00:28	5

	Paul Simon re-enacts one of the 50 ways to leave your lover. 26/07/12 20:16:39	4 5

	America - Land of the Free. 15/07/12 11:12:02	3 5

	Welcome to Chicago. 08/07/12 11:00:16	5

	Proof that you can get pregnant from oral sex. 05/07/12 20:06:24	5 5

	These crocs are killing me 07/08/24 14:34:30	4

	There’s definitely something fishy about the moon landings 07/06/24 8:01:18	1 4

	These socks fit like a glove. 21/07/14 20:00:24	4

	"Hello Mr Simpson, I'm Bart's teacher and I'd like to point out a few things regarding his behaviour." "mmmmmmmmm finger" 21/06/14 20:08:45	4

	My memory's hazy, but is this the last scene from the original Planet of the Apes? 18/02/14 20:08:08	4

	NO....I'm Ron Burgundy! 25/01/14 20:11:40	4

	Crocodile Rock 18/12/13 22:47:13	4

	"When I said get some rubbers for the weekend away...." 11/12/13 20:31:40	4

	Revealed: The aliens that were rejected for Dr Who's 50th anniversary show. 26/11/13 20:24:40	4

	"I found it in the wife's drawer, she swears it's a musical instrument, but listen, not a sound. Hmmm tastes of fish, though." 19/11/13 21:16:41	4

	Operation Yewtree is closing in on another 80s icon. 13/10/13 20:05:27	4

	Little Jack is the youngest member of The Freemasons. 12/10/13 20:01:37	4

	Welcome to Bongo Bongo Land. 08/08/13 20:06:40	4

	"Don't stay in too long, you'll get wrinkly....oh, never mind. 24/07/13 12:09:12	4

	"Hi yes I am 13 yr old, Brad who you've been e-mailing" 02/03/13 21:24:15	4

	There was an awkward silence when Croc caught Punch masturbating. 26/12/12 20:20:42	4

	Would the real Johnny Fingers please step forward. 15/12/12 20:23:18	2 4

	Quidditch is harder than it looks. 08/12/12 20:33:33	4

	Dave was floored. 07/12/12 8:08:24	4

	"Tip of the morning to you" 06/12/12 9:03:42	4

	Fancy a truck. 22/11/12 21:13:33	1 4

	You should see the pussy that works at the call centre. 15/11/12 20:13:46	4

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last comments (total: 61)

Michael and others,
Thanks for the comments, as the caption poster let me talk you through my thought process before posting.
When I saw the image I immediately thought of the Monty Python sketch and spent several minutes chuckling to myself.
I decided to post the entire scene to give other Python fans (and non fans) a smile.
If you don't appreciate it, that's fair enough not sure I agree that captioneers should be posting that a caption is rubbish - do they
make this comment on all Captions they don't like or just this one.

Ian Sanderson

09/03/14
9:54am

comment on caption:
[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
[Ian Sanderson]

A wafer thin mint?

Michael Monkhouse

09/03/14
11:28am

Thank you Ian for your caption. My Work Mate and I were working 6 pm to 6 am last night, we both loved your caption. However we spent most of the night debating if Life of Brian or In search of the Holy Grail was funnier. He is definite that it is Life of Brian, but I think In search of the Holy Grail is the best. Your caption got us through 12 hours, and we even debated the comments.

Neil Mackenzie

09/03/14
5:24pm

Cheers Neil.
Let me add to your debate.
I felt, at the time, that Life of Brian was head and shoulders above Holy Grail. However, having re-watched them recently I think Brian remains the better feature film but I enjoyed Holy Grail more.
Hmmm don't think that helps that much.

Ian Sanderson

09/03/14
6:26pm

For me Holy grail has moments but life of brian is the better....and glad you had a productive nights work Neil.

Chris Brooks

09/03/14
6:32pm

What an interesting debate! Can we have more of these in future please?

Also- although Holy Grail and Life of Brian are about equally funny, LoB is more complex and sophisticated, and has a much better ending :)

Michael Winner

10/03/14
8:32pm

Well at least he's not quoting Blackadder. Great show of course, but people who still quote it should be forced to fellate Rowan Atkinson and quote a putdown between gulps.

Michael Monkhouse

11/03/14
9:09am