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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37384Welsh Rarebit

"Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache."

29/07/18 19:08:29

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5717Glyn Evans

What a zombie sees.

29/07/18 19:32:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22330Michael Winner

"No Dave, I said 'come dressed as a burglar'."

29/07/18 20:55:40

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

It's becoming fashionable for men to put their hair in a bun.

29/07/18 19:24:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

CraniYum

29/07/18 19:52:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7625Mr Dome

Food for thought

29/07/18 22:30:21

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7760Leroy Brown

John also has fish fingers.

30/07/18 13:44:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9402Vanessa the Guesser

"Oh, was there a barber queue?"

29/07/18 20:02:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

Homburger

29/07/18 19:34:26

 
Mark England Vote score: 15617Mark England

Silly Burgger

29/07/18 19:14:46

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 828Carey Sutton

Bob is the only seeded competitor left in the world hamburger making competition.

30/07/18 16:50:26

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

Contains nut

29/07/18 20:52:15

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9515Neil Mackenzie

Lettuce meat up and ketchup.

29/07/18 19:52:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19532John Glover

Shake my ham head.

30/07/18 13:17:57

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

You've burgered up my order, I asked for short back and fries

30/07/18 11:55:15

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

Hamburger Bill

30/07/18 11:52:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7056Chris Keegan

Friar Tuck

30/07/18 9:34:31

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5736Greg Curtis

"Okay, maybe you're...an Unhappy meal."

29/07/18 23:39:32

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"I've got burgers on the brain"

29/07/18 23:37:10

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

No wonder those Red Indians liked to scalp people.

29/07/18 22:54:16

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

"Toupee?"
"No, l brought it with me."

29/07/18 22:52:14

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

"No you can't see my fucking hot dog!"

29/07/18 22:36:00

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

He must have had coke with that.

29/07/18 22:30:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7056Chris Keegan

Brian is waiting for a shave. It's a barber queue.

29/07/18 22:10:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37384Welsh Rarebit

Whatever next.. Brains Faggots?

29/07/18 21:11:25

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When my daughter was little, she loved faggots and gravy... until she learned to read, after which she wouldn't eat them, convinced they were made of brains! --Pussy Galore
Michael Winner Vote score: 22330Michael Winner

As the cannibals surrounded him, Dave regretted not covering up his birthmark.

29/07/18 20:51:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

'say cheese.'

29/07/18 20:01:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5808Dave Bryan

Ten minutes later he kicked the bucket.

29/07/18 19:59:44

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 828Carey Sutton

I knew he flipped

29/07/18 19:40:42

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4752Chris Halliwell

I wonder how he had Toupee for that.

29/07/18 19:39:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4691Vivvy En

Not guaranteed nut-free

29/07/18 19:31:08

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

"The kids shit themselves when this bastard jumped out of the Happy Meal box."

29/07/18 19:30:39

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

The all-new McDonald's rabbit burger. From a distance it looks like hare.

29/07/18 19:30:20

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Muffintop

29/07/18 19:26:33

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"I was on my way home from the pub and... how was I to know they'd opened a tattoo parlour next to McDonald's?"

29/07/18 19:22:08

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"OK, so I'm home late. No need to eat the head off me."

29/07/18 19:22:03

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

No I’m not telling you where I put the fries.

29/07/18 19:17:47

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

The DNA test said I’m descended from the Burghers. Who knew?

29/07/18 19:16:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

Head Chef

29/07/18 19:11:06

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

"Who's your Scottish mate?"

"Oh, That's Big Mac."

29/07/18 19:10:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9402Vanessa the Guesser

Have you seen the McMuffin man?

29/07/18 19:10:03

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5925Hercules Rockefeller

Hatburger

29/07/18 19:09:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

"Who are you calling Wimpy?"

29/07/18 19:06:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

Pate

29/07/18 19:05:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

S'Mac head

29/07/18 19:04:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37384Welsh Rarebit

Old MacDonald is a Legend in his own right.

29/07/18 19:02:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9402Vanessa the Guesser

He's been crowned Burger King

29/07/18 19:01:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37384Welsh Rarebit

"Burger King are a bit meningey with their relish."

29/07/18 19:00:58

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Waiter! There's a Herr in my burger!"

29/07/18 19:00:56

 
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