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"Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache."
29/07/18 20:08:29
What a zombie sees.
29/07/18 20:32:34
"No Dave, I said 'come dressed as a burglar'."
29/07/18 21:55:40
It's becoming fashionable for men to put their hair in a bun.
29/07/18 20:24:17
CraniYum
29/07/18 20:52:32
Food for thought
29/07/18 23:30:21
John also has fish fingers.
30/07/18 14:44:37
"Oh, was there a barber queue?"
29/07/18 21:02:47
Homburger
29/07/18 20:34:26
Silly Burgger
29/07/18 20:14:46
Bob is the only seeded competitor left in the world hamburger making competition.
30/07/18 17:50:26
Contains nut
29/07/18 21:52:15
Lettuce meat up and ketchup.
29/07/18 20:52:47
Shake my ham head.
30/07/18 14:17:57
You've burgered up my order, I asked for short back and fries
30/07/18 12:55:15
Hamburger Bill
30/07/18 12:52:17
Friar Tuck
30/07/18 10:34:31
"Okay, maybe you're...an Unhappy meal."
30/07/18 0:39:32
"I've got burgers on the brain"
30/07/18 0:37:10
No wonder those Red Indians liked to scalp people.
29/07/18 23:54:16
"Toupee?""No, l brought it with me."
29/07/18 23:52:14
"No you can't see my fucking hot dog!"
29/07/18 23:36:00
He must have had coke with that.
29/07/18 23:30:22
Brian is waiting for a shave. It's a barber queue.
29/07/18 23:10:08
Whatever next.. Brains Faggots?
29/07/18 22:11:25
As the cannibals surrounded him, Dave regretted not covering up his birthmark.
29/07/18 21:51:46
'say cheese.'
29/07/18 21:01:12
Ten minutes later he kicked the bucket.
29/07/18 20:59:44
I knew he flipped
29/07/18 20:40:42
I wonder how he had Toupee for that.
29/07/18 20:39:32
Not guaranteed nut-free
29/07/18 20:31:08
"The kids shit themselves when this bastard jumped out of the Happy Meal box."
29/07/18 20:30:39
The all-new McDonald's rabbit burger. From a distance it looks like hare.
29/07/18 20:30:20
Muffintop
29/07/18 20:26:33
"I was on my way home from the pub and... how was I to know they'd opened a tattoo parlour next to McDonald's?"
29/07/18 20:22:08
"OK, so I'm home late. No need to eat the head off me."
29/07/18 20:22:03
No I'm not telling you where I put the fries.
29/07/18 20:17:47
The DNA test said I'm descended from the Burghers. Who knew?
29/07/18 20:16:20
Head Chef
29/07/18 20:11:06
"Who's your Scottish mate?""Oh, That's Big Mac."
29/07/18 20:10:31
Have you seen the McMuffin man?
29/07/18 20:10:03
Hatburger
29/07/18 20:09:24
"Who are you calling Wimpy?"
29/07/18 20:06:38
Pate
29/07/18 20:05:49
S'Mac head
29/07/18 20:04:08
Old MacDonald is a Legend in his own right.
29/07/18 20:02:30
He's been crowned Burger King
29/07/18 20:01:33
"Burger King are a bit meningey with their relish."
29/07/18 20:00:58
"Waiter! There's a Herr in my burger!"
29/07/18 20:00:56
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