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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5332Karyn Harrison

If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on.

14/10/20 11:30:14

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It has a squeeze butt-on. --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13870Vanessa the Guesser

"That reminds me, we need some grapes."

14/10/20 11:01:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10042The Wolf

"...and if you take the bins out I'll grab your knob"

14/10/20 11:21:48

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2910Al Overy

GrOAP

14/10/20 11:26:54

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 934alexandra ball

Stop that Doris, My wife Ethel will be in shortly. I am Ethel!!

14/10/20 13:07:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6758C CaMel

"Happy Anniversary."
'Thanks, same time next year, other cheek.'

14/10/20 11:20:23

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7005Vivvy En

"Make sure you do both sides," they said in unison.

14/10/20 11:48:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12603Dave Bryan

She can't resist his socks appeal.

14/10/20 11:07:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12603Dave Bryan

''That feels nice. How do you keep your hands so soft?''

''I get you to do all the washing up.''

14/10/20 11:02:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10042The Wolf

"Don't get the wrong idea Alf, I'm just resting on you because I've stubbed my f*cking toe"

14/10/20 12:25:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10042The Wolf

"Left a bit, little bit more, down a bit...and scratch...*PAAAARP*...Haha, you fall for that everytime darling"

14/10/20 12:00:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7005Vivvy En

Brenda knows exactly how to work up a good lather

14/10/20 11:17:05

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5332Karyn Harrison

It's not just the dishes that are dirty.

14/10/20 11:10:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12603Dave Bryan

''I'll give you a hand with the washing up, darling.''

14/10/20 11:01:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7422Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, you cheeky bastard!"

14/10/20 11:01:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13853Stephen Bean

"Ooh Elsie, why are you touching my bottom?"
"Let's make passionate love Cecil, like when we were teenagers."
"Of course my darling, I'll just finish washing these last two dishes."

*30 seconds passes as he finishes off the dishes*

"Ooh Elsie, why is your hand touching my bottom?"
"I don't know Cecil, I don't remember putting it there."
"Ooh Elsie, someone's done the dishes for us."
"Yes, I wonder who."

14/10/20 15:58:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15555Dan Nicholls

I can't believe it's not buttock.

14/10/20 11:48:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33158Tony Edwards

Forty years into the future and David Beckham is still wearing Victoria's underwear.

14/10/20 11:44:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5332Karyn Harrison

"I thought it was last night's left over cabbage I could smell, but I think your nappy needs changing Arthur."

14/10/20 11:37:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10042The Wolf

"Bloody hell Dave, you still haven't squeezed that spot"

14/10/20 11:28:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6758C CaMel

"I wonder why the grandkids lost their appetite?"

14/10/20 11:25:14

 
Molly R Vote score: 2352Molly R

Don't worry, dear - I'll hold your suppository in while you finish washing up.

14/10/20 11:06:03

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2910Al Overy

Basic In Sink

14/10/20 11:00:47

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 766Charles Gilbert

Depends...

14/10/20 21:04:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11366Neil Mackenzie

Don’t do that it means I get further and further away from the sink.

14/10/20 17:54:49

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7332Glyn Evans

"Ooh, cheeky"
"Just what I needed. My arse needed a scratch, because I don't wipe it properly"

14/10/20 16:27:53

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 547Ellen Duncalf

”You’ll have to stop reading them Bills and Moon books Eileen.”

”I’m not Frank. It’s the instructions for your Anusol.”

14/10/20 16:00:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6758C CaMel

Jean Luc Pickarse

14/10/20 15:23:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3032Scrijjy Doo

Drop them drawers, old man, it's go time!

14/10/20 15:08:27

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1905Karen Oakenfull

“You really should get that lanced Melvin.”

14/10/20 14:42:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21229John Glover

"Oh Dennis. When you said you'd bought me a cactus by way of an apology, I was still angry with you when I said you can stick it up your arse. Shall I get some cream and plasters?"

14/10/20 12:33:53

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6758C CaMel

"How do you like that love?"
"You're rubbing a scourer Geoffrey."

14/10/20 11:42:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33158Tony Edwards

It's the only way she knows to get him to do the washing-up.

14/10/20 11:35:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10179Chris Keegan

"Well done love, I think you are reaching the bottom of your pile"

14/10/20 11:08:19

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7422Hercules Rockefeller

Muriel was having a special moment with her main squeeze.

14/10/20 11:06:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10179Chris Keegan

"No love, it went - ♪ For hands that do dishes to be as soft as your FACE... mild green, Fairy Liquid" ♪

14/10/20 11:05:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12603Dave Bryan

''I'm not making much progress.''

''If you have a large pile you need a good squeeze.''

14/10/20 11:04:32

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6758C CaMel

Scrubbers

14/10/20 11:03:19

 
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