lol

If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on.

14/10/20 12:30:14

"That reminds me, we need some grapes."

14/10/20 12:01:00

"...and if you take the bins out I'll grab your knob"

14/10/20 12:21:48

GrOAP

14/10/20 12:26:54

Stop that Doris, My wife Ethel will be in shortly. I am Ethel!!

14/10/20 14:07:38

"Happy Anniversary."
'Thanks, same time next year, other cheek.'

14/10/20 12:20:23

"Make sure you do both sides," they said in unison.

14/10/20 12:48:10

She can't resist his socks appeal.

14/10/20 12:07:15

''That feels nice. How do you keep your hands so soft?''

''I get you to do all the washing up.''

14/10/20 12:02:26

"Don't get the wrong idea Alf, I'm just resting on you because I've stubbed my f*cking toe"

14/10/20 13:25:26

"Left a bit, little bit more, down a bit...and scratch...*PAAAARP*...Haha, you fall for that everytime darling"

14/10/20 13:00:43

Brenda knows exactly how to work up a good lather

14/10/20 12:17:05

It's not just the dishes that are dirty.

14/10/20 12:10:06

''I'll give you a hand with the washing up, darling.''

14/10/20 12:01:21

"Oh, you cheeky bastard!"

14/10/20 12:01:15

"Ooh Elsie, why are you touching my bottom?"
"Let's make passionate love Cecil, like when we were teenagers."
"Of course my darling, I'll just finish washing these last two dishes."

*30 seconds passes as he finishes off the dishes*

"Ooh Elsie, why is your hand touching my bottom?"
"I don't know Cecil, I don't remember putting it there."
"Ooh Elsie, someone's done the dishes for us."
"Yes, I wonder who."

14/10/20 16:58:06

I can't believe it's not buttock.

14/10/20 12:48:21

Forty years into the future and David Beckham is still wearing Victoria's underwear.

14/10/20 12:44:10

"I thought it was last night's left over cabbage I could smell, but I think your nappy needs changing Arthur."

14/10/20 12:37:58

"Bloody hell Dave, you still haven't squeezed that spot"

14/10/20 12:28:23

"I wonder why the grandkids lost their appetite?"

14/10/20 12:25:14

Don't worry, dear - I'll hold your suppository in while you finish washing up.

14/10/20 12:06:03

Basic In Sink

14/10/20 12:00:47

Depends...

14/10/20 22:04:43

Don't do that it means I get further and further away from the sink.

14/10/20 18:54:49

"Ooh, cheeky"
"Just what I needed. My arse needed a scratch, because I don't wipe it properly"

14/10/20 17:27:53

"You'll have to stop reading them Bills and Moon books Eileen."

"I'm not Frank. It's the instructions for your Anusol."

14/10/20 17:00:43

Jean Luc Pickarse

14/10/20 16:23:34

Drop them drawers, old man, it's go time!

14/10/20 16:08:27

"You really should get that lanced Melvin."

14/10/20 15:42:27

"Oh Dennis. When you said you'd bought me a cactus by way of an apology, I was still angry with you when I said you can stick it up your arse. Shall I get some cream and plasters?"

14/10/20 13:33:53

"How do you like that love?"
"You're rubbing a scourer Geoffrey."

14/10/20 12:42:39

It's the only way she knows to get him to do the washing-up.

14/10/20 12:35:26

"Well done love, I think you are reaching the bottom of your pile"

14/10/20 12:08:19

Muriel was having a special moment with her main squeeze.

14/10/20 12:06:51

"No love, it went - 🎵 For hands that do dishes to be as soft as your FACE... mild green, Fairy Liquid" 🎵

14/10/20 12:05:18

''I'm not making much progress.''

''If you have a large pile you need a good squeeze.''

14/10/20 12:04:32

Scrubbers

14/10/20 12:03:19