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If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on.
14/10/20 12:30:14
"That reminds me, we need some grapes."
14/10/20 12:01:00
"...and if you take the bins out I'll grab your knob"
14/10/20 12:21:48
GrOAP
14/10/20 12:26:54
Stop that Doris, My wife Ethel will be in shortly. I am Ethel!!
14/10/20 14:07:38
"Happy Anniversary."'Thanks, same time next year, other cheek.'
14/10/20 12:20:23
"Make sure you do both sides," they said in unison.
14/10/20 12:48:10
She can't resist his socks appeal.
14/10/20 12:07:15
''That feels nice. How do you keep your hands so soft?''''I get you to do all the washing up.''
14/10/20 12:02:26
"Don't get the wrong idea Alf, I'm just resting on you because I've stubbed my f*cking toe"
14/10/20 13:25:26
"Left a bit, little bit more, down a bit...and scratch...*PAAAARP*...Haha, you fall for that everytime darling"
14/10/20 13:00:43
Brenda knows exactly how to work up a good lather
14/10/20 12:17:05
It's not just the dishes that are dirty.
14/10/20 12:10:06
''I'll give you a hand with the washing up, darling.''
14/10/20 12:01:21
"Oh, you cheeky bastard!"
14/10/20 12:01:15
"Ooh Elsie, why are you touching my bottom?""Let's make passionate love Cecil, like when we were teenagers.""Of course my darling, I'll just finish washing these last two dishes."*30 seconds passes as he finishes off the dishes*"Ooh Elsie, why is your hand touching my bottom?""I don't know Cecil, I don't remember putting it there.""Ooh Elsie, someone's done the dishes for us.""Yes, I wonder who."
14/10/20 16:58:06
I can't believe it's not buttock.
14/10/20 12:48:21
Forty years into the future and David Beckham is still wearing Victoria's underwear.
14/10/20 12:44:10
"I thought it was last night's left over cabbage I could smell, but I think your nappy needs changing Arthur."
14/10/20 12:37:58
"Bloody hell Dave, you still haven't squeezed that spot"
14/10/20 12:28:23
"I wonder why the grandkids lost their appetite?"
14/10/20 12:25:14
Don't worry, dear - I'll hold your suppository in while you finish washing up.
14/10/20 12:06:03
Basic In Sink
14/10/20 12:00:47
Depends...
14/10/20 22:04:43
Don’t do that it means I get further and further away from the sink.
14/10/20 18:54:49
"Ooh, cheeky""Just what I needed. My arse needed a scratch, because I don't wipe it properly"
14/10/20 17:27:53
”You’ll have to stop reading them Bills and Moon books Eileen.””I’m not Frank. It’s the instructions for your Anusol.”
14/10/20 17:00:43
Jean Luc Pickarse
14/10/20 16:23:34
Drop them drawers, old man, it's go time!
14/10/20 16:08:27
“You really should get that lanced Melvin.”
14/10/20 15:42:27
"Oh Dennis. When you said you'd bought me a cactus by way of an apology, I was still angry with you when I said you can stick it up your arse. Shall I get some cream and plasters?"
14/10/20 13:33:53
"How do you like that love?""You're rubbing a scourer Geoffrey."
14/10/20 12:42:39
It's the only way she knows to get him to do the washing-up.
14/10/20 12:35:26
"Well done love, I think you are reaching the bottom of your pile"
14/10/20 12:08:19
Muriel was having a special moment with her main squeeze.
14/10/20 12:06:51
"No love, it went - ♪ For hands that do dishes to be as soft as your FACE... mild green, Fairy Liquid" ♪
14/10/20 12:05:18
''I'm not making much progress.'' ''If you have a large pile you need a good squeeze.''
14/10/20 12:04:32
Scrubbers
14/10/20 12:03:19
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