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Vivvy En Vote score: 3919Vivvy En

"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know."

28/02/19 20:54:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6278Mr Dome

- Oh wise owl I have come for to asketh you a puzzling question that befuddleth us lower species. Can you, oh wise one, enlighten us in our quest for such higher knowledge and how you seemingly meditate and cometh to be perched so high, pondering life's complexities and all that surrounds us?
- piss off I'm having a shit

28/02/19 22:24:04

 
stone face Vote score: 3668stone face

"Excuse me, what are you doing up my tree?"

"Nuttin'"

28/02/19 21:52:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18697John Glover

"What's got a hazel nut in every bite?"
"Go on?"
"Squirrel's shit."

28/02/19 20:33:52

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I'll never eat a Topic again! --Karyn Harrison
Sam Cass Vote score: 431Sam Cass

Jehovah's Witnesses will find you anywhere.

28/02/19 20:23:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1424James Lennox

Cling on, Bird of Prey

28/02/19 20:42:35

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 431Sam Cass

"Owl have you know that I saw this stump first!"

28/02/19 20:20:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1424James Lennox

"It's occupied mate."

28/02/19 20:12:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35089Welsh Rarebit

"No, I'm not a member of the Tufty club and quite frankly I don't give a hoot."

28/02/19 20:00:09

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 36Madeline Charlton

" How many times owl? You're supposed to be better than this at hide and seek . Such an attention seeker ... I thought you said you were going to blend into the background!"

03/03/19 22:15:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8982Neil Mackenzie

Darwin’s theory in a nutshell, the grey squirrel is out populating the red squirrel because it’s not as fucking stupid.

01/03/19 5:12:48

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 188Charles Gilbert

For Redwall!

01/03/19 1:20:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5413Hercules Rockefeller

"Listen, mate, I don't really give a hoot. You're barking up the wrong tree."

01/03/19 0:57:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5472Greg Curtis

"No, I said WHAT'S on second."

"Who."

"No, WHAT...Who is on first."

"Who."

"That's RIGHT..."

01/03/19 0:19:55

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 596Scrappy Doo

A Northern Grey Spotted Owl, but that's just splitting hares.

28/02/19 23:20:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12148Dan Nicholls

"Why are you her? Why are your ears so big? Why are you nibbling my house? Why haven't I eaten you yet?"

The old whys owl.

28/02/19 22:09:49

 
stone face Vote score: 3668stone face

Squirrel-"What owl can you find in every home in Britain?"
Owl- "Barn or Tawny!"
Squirrel-"No, the Teet."
Owl- "The Teet!!"
Squirrel-"Yeah, Teet owls -they're in every kitchen in the land."

28/02/19 22:08:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12148Dan Nicholls

Squirrel: "Knock knock".
Owl: "Who's there?"
Squirrel: "Twit".
Owl: "Twit who? Oh yes, very funny".

28/02/19 22:07:40

 
stone face Vote score: 3668stone face

"Luckily for you the last time I ate a red squirrel it was a bit tufty."

28/02/19 21:56:03

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 596Scrappy Doo

What's up doc?
Who?

28/02/19 21:07:25

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1656Crunchy Chords

"Ha! I found you!"
"You win!"

Evidence of owl play

28/02/19 21:05:08

 
Barry Twig Barry Twig

“No, no I ordered a Viennese WHIRL!”

28/02/19 21:00:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20336Ian Skelding

"I think he needs to start to pray."
"Which one?"

28/02/19 20:57:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18697John Glover

Richard's dray fuss.

28/02/19 20:56:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3578Dave Bryan

''I have a letter for you.''

''I'm a squirrel. I can't read.''

28/02/19 20:53:32

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1621Stu Dent

Rodents, The Blinker

28/02/19 20:48:17

 
Mark England Vote score: 14615Mark England

"..honestly, the grey squirrels are much tastier than us reds.."

28/02/19 20:47:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5292Glyn Evans

"Time to take a final bough, Squiggly Squirrel"

28/02/19 20:44:09

 
G fj Vote score: 482G fj

I'm going to sue that f'in dating agency...

28/02/19 20:41:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28967Tony Edwards

Sharewood Forest

28/02/19 20:41:04

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1986Trace Sarge

"Shift...it's been a long dray"

28/02/19 20:39:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3578Dave Bryan

Dead squirrel

28/02/19 20:37:11

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 392Lawrence Day

Have you claimed ppi, sod off i don't give a hoot.

28/02/19 20:36:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7712Vanessa the Guesser

Vision Impossible

28/02/19 20:16:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35089Welsh Rarebit

"What are your views on Brexit, seeing as you're a member of Parliament?"

28/02/19 20:16:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3919Vivvy En

"Hi, Could I please borrow a cup of sugar? I'm new to this neighbourhoot."

28/02/19 20:13:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1621Stu Dent

Arse pic and owl space

28/02/19 20:08:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35089Welsh Rarebit

"Hi, I'm Scrat and I'm five."
"Nice age."

28/02/19 20:07:02

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 846Karen Oakenfull

“Twit twooo!”
“Who are you calling a twit?” Replied the owl.

28/02/19 20:06:34

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1873The Wolf

"Hey, big ears..... what are you doing in my tree house?"

28/02/19 20:06:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7712Vanessa the Guesser

"Feeling orni again?"

28/02/19 20:06:01

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1986Trace Sarge

"No I've never met Harry Potter"

28/02/19 20:05:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5174Chris Keegan

I could be wrong, but this image seems a little Blurred.

28/02/19 20:03:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2265Stephen Bean

"That's the 10th time today you've asked if I've seen any acorns stashed up here."

28/02/19 20:02:54

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1986Trace Sarge

"My mistake I thought you was an apple"

28/02/19 20:02:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5174Chris Keegan

This is obviously a hoot and nut case.

28/02/19 20:01:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

'Did I order a takeaway?'

28/02/19 20:01:06

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1621Stu Dent

Secret Squirrel

28/02/19 20:00:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2265Stephen Bean

"Don't scowl at me!"

28/02/19 20:00:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Barking up the wrong tree

28/02/19 20:00:16

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1656Crunchy Chords

“I had never really thought about what Owl eats until that gruesome, horrifying moment,” recalls Christopher Robin.

28/02/19 20:00:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 774Molly R

Arse about face.

28/02/19 20:00:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1621Stu Dent

The owl and the scaredy cat

28/02/19 20:00:07

 
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