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"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know."

28/02/19 20:54:27

lol

- Oh wise owl I have come for to asketh you a puzzling question that befuddleth us lower species. Can you, oh wise one, enlighten us in our quest for such higher knowledge and how you seemingly meditate and cometh to be perched so high, pondering life's complexities and all that surrounds us?
- piss off I'm having a shit

28/02/19 22:24:04

"Excuse me, what are you doing up my tree?"

"Nuttin'"

28/02/19 21:52:32

lol

"What's got a hazel nut in every bite?"
"Go on?"
"Squirrel's shit."

28/02/19 20:33:52

Jehovah's Witnesses will find you anywhere.

28/02/19 20:23:40