lol

"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know."

28/02/19 20:54:27

lol

- Oh wise owl I have come for to asketh you a puzzling question that befuddleth us lower species. Can you, oh wise one, enlighten us in our quest for such higher knowledge and how you seemingly meditate and cometh to be perched so high, pondering life's complexities and all that surrounds us?
- piss off I'm having a shit

28/02/19 22:24:04

"Excuse me, what are you doing up my tree?"

"Nuttin'"

28/02/19 21:52:32

lol

"What's got a hazel nut in every bite?"
"Go on?"
"Squirrel's shit."

28/02/19 20:33:52

Jehovah's Witnesses will find you anywhere.

28/02/19 20:23:40

Cling on, Bird of Prey

28/02/19 20:42:35

"Owl have you know that I saw this stump first!"

28/02/19 20:20:41

"It's occupied mate."

28/02/19 20:12:48

"No, I'm not a member of the Tufty club and quite frankly I don't give a hoot."

28/02/19 20:00:09

" How many times owl? You're supposed to be better than this at hide and seek . Such an attention seeker ... I thought you said you were going to blend into the background!"

03/03/19 22:15:22

Darwin’s theory in a nutshell, the grey squirrel is out populating the red squirrel because it’s not as fucking stupid.

01/03/19 5:12:48

For Redwall!

01/03/19 1:20:27

"Listen, mate, I don't really give a hoot. You're barking up the wrong tree."

01/03/19 0:57:32

"No, I said WHAT'S on second."

"Who."

"No, WHAT...Who is on first."

"Who."

"That's RIGHT..."

01/03/19 0:19:55

A Northern Grey Spotted Owl, but that's just splitting hares.

28/02/19 23:20:47

"Why are you her? Why are your ears so big? Why are you nibbling my house? Why haven't I eaten you yet?"

The old whys owl.

28/02/19 22:09:49

Squirrel-"What owl can you find in every home in Britain?"
Owl- "Barn or Tawny!"
Squirrel-"No, the Teet."
Owl- "The Teet!!"
Squirrel-"Yeah, Teet owls -they're in every kitchen in the land."

28/02/19 22:08:41

Squirrel: "Knock knock".
Owl: "Who's there?"
Squirrel: "Twit".
Owl: "Twit who? Oh yes, very funny".

28/02/19 22:07:40

"Luckily for you the last time I ate a red squirrel it was a bit tufty."

28/02/19 21:56:03

What's up doc?
Who?

28/02/19 21:07:25

"Ha! I found you!"
"You win!"

Evidence of owl play

28/02/19 21:05:08

“No, no I ordered a Viennese WHIRL!”

28/02/19 21:00:14

"I think he needs to start to pray."
"Which one?"

28/02/19 20:57:52

Richard's dray fuss.

28/02/19 20:56:25

''I have a letter for you.''

''I'm a squirrel. I can't read.''

28/02/19 20:53:32

"..honestly, the grey squirrels are much tastier than us reds.."

28/02/19 20:47:30

"Time to take a final bough, Squiggly Squirrel"

28/02/19 20:44:09

I'm going to sue that f'in dating agency...

28/02/19 20:41:25

Sharewood Forest

28/02/19 20:41:04

"Shift...it's been a long dray"

28/02/19 20:39:31

Dead squirrel

28/02/19 20:37:11

Have you claimed ppi, sod off i don't give a hoot.

28/02/19 20:36:54

Vision Impossible

28/02/19 20:16:41

"What are your views on Brexit, seeing as you're a member of Parliament?"

28/02/19 20:16:18

"Hi, Could I please borrow a cup of sugar? I'm new to this neighbourhoot."

28/02/19 20:13:49

"Hi, I'm Scrat and I'm five."
"Nice age."

28/02/19 20:07:02

“Twit twooo!”
“Who are you calling a twit?” Replied the owl.

28/02/19 20:06:34

"Hey, big ears..... what are you doing in my tree house?"

28/02/19 20:06:15

"Feeling orni again?"

28/02/19 20:06:01

"No I've never met Harry Potter"

28/02/19 20:05:31

I could be wrong, but this image seems a little Blurred.

28/02/19 20:03:47

"That's the 10th time today you've asked if I've seen any acorns stashed up here."

28/02/19 20:02:54

"My mistake I thought you was an apple"

28/02/19 20:02:12

This is obviously a hoot and nut case.

28/02/19 20:01:27

'Did I order a takeaway?'

28/02/19 20:01:06

"Don't scowl at me!"

28/02/19 20:00:17

Barking up the wrong tree

28/02/19 20:00:16

“I had never really thought about what Owl eats until that gruesome, horrifying moment,” recalls Christopher Robin.

28/02/19 20:00:15

Arse about face.

28/02/19 20:00:07