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Vivvy En Vote score: 4414Vivvy En

"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know."

28/02/19 20:54:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7137Mr Dome

- Oh wise owl I have come for to asketh you a puzzling question that befuddleth us lower species. Can you, oh wise one, enlighten us in our quest for such higher knowledge and how you seemingly meditate and cometh to be perched so high, pondering life's complexities and all that surrounds us?
- piss off I'm having a shit

28/02/19 22:24:04

 
stone face Vote score: 4878stone face

"Excuse me, what are you doing up my tree?"

"Nuttin'"

28/02/19 21:52:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

"What's got a hazel nut in every bite?"
"Go on?"
"Squirrel's shit."

28/02/19 20:33:52

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I'll never eat a Topic again! --Karyn Harrison
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Jehovah's Witnesses will find you anywhere.

28/02/19 20:23:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

Cling on, Bird of Prey

28/02/19 20:42:35

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

"Owl have you know that I saw this stump first!"

28/02/19 20:20:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

"It's occupied mate."

28/02/19 20:12:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36635Welsh Rarebit

"No, I'm not a member of the Tufty club and quite frankly I don't give a hoot."

28/02/19 20:00:09

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 118Madeline Charlton

" How many times owl? You're supposed to be better than this at hide and seek . Such an attention seeker ... I thought you said you were going to blend into the background!"

03/03/19 22:15:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

Darwin’s theory in a nutshell, the grey squirrel is out populating the red squirrel because it’s not as fucking stupid.

01/03/19 5:12:48

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 272Charles Gilbert

For Redwall!

01/03/19 1:20:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5743Hercules Rockefeller

"Listen, mate, I don't really give a hoot. You're barking up the wrong tree."

01/03/19 0:57:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5637Greg Curtis

"No, I said WHAT'S on second."

"Who."

"No, WHAT...Who is on first."

"Who."

"That's RIGHT..."

01/03/19 0:19:55

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

A Northern Grey Spotted Owl, but that's just splitting hares.

28/02/19 23:20:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12938Dan Nicholls

"Why are you her? Why are your ears so big? Why are you nibbling my house? Why haven't I eaten you yet?"

The old whys owl.

28/02/19 22:09:49

 
stone face Vote score: 4878stone face

Squirrel-"What owl can you find in every home in Britain?"
Owl- "Barn or Tawny!"
Squirrel-"No, the Teet."
Owl- "The Teet!!"
Squirrel-"Yeah, Teet owls -they're in every kitchen in the land."

28/02/19 22:08:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12938Dan Nicholls

Squirrel: "Knock knock".
Owl: "Who's there?"
Squirrel: "Twit".
Owl: "Twit who? Oh yes, very funny".

28/02/19 22:07:40

 
stone face Vote score: 4878stone face

"Luckily for you the last time I ate a red squirrel it was a bit tufty."

28/02/19 21:56:03

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

What's up doc?
Who?

28/02/19 21:07:25

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2017Crunchy Chords

"Ha! I found you!"
"You win!"

Evidence of owl play

28/02/19 21:05:08

 
Barry Twig Barry Twig

“No, no I ordered a Viennese WHIRL!”

28/02/19 21:00:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

"I think he needs to start to pray."
"Which one?"

28/02/19 20:57:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

Richard's dray fuss.

28/02/19 20:56:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5143Dave Bryan

''I have a letter for you.''

''I'm a squirrel. I can't read.''

28/02/19 20:53:32

 
Mark England Vote score: 15248Mark England

"..honestly, the grey squirrels are much tastier than us reds.."

28/02/19 20:47:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5560Glyn Evans

"Time to take a final bough, Squiggly Squirrel"

28/02/19 20:44:09

 
G fj Vote score: 483G fj

I'm going to sue that f'in dating agency...

28/02/19 20:41:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

Sharewood Forest

28/02/19 20:41:04

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

"Shift...it's been a long dray"

28/02/19 20:39:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5143Dave Bryan

Dead squirrel

28/02/19 20:37:11

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

Have you claimed ppi, sod off i don't give a hoot.

28/02/19 20:36:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

Vision Impossible

28/02/19 20:16:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36635Welsh Rarebit

"What are your views on Brexit, seeing as you're a member of Parliament?"

28/02/19 20:16:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4414Vivvy En

"Hi, Could I please borrow a cup of sugar? I'm new to this neighbourhoot."

28/02/19 20:13:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36635Welsh Rarebit

"Hi, I'm Scrat and I'm five."
"Nice age."

28/02/19 20:07:02

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

“Twit twooo!”
“Who are you calling a twit?” Replied the owl.

28/02/19 20:06:34

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3886The Wolf

"Hey, big ears..... what are you doing in my tree house?"

28/02/19 20:06:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

"Feeling orni again?"

28/02/19 20:06:01

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

"No I've never met Harry Potter"

28/02/19 20:05:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6253Chris Keegan

I could be wrong, but this image seems a little Blurred.

28/02/19 20:03:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3961Stephen Bean

"That's the 10th time today you've asked if I've seen any acorns stashed up here."

28/02/19 20:02:54

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

"My mistake I thought you was an apple"

28/02/19 20:02:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6253Chris Keegan

This is obviously a hoot and nut case.

28/02/19 20:01:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2675Karyn Harrison

'Did I order a takeaway?'

28/02/19 20:01:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3961Stephen Bean

"Don't scowl at me!"

28/02/19 20:00:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2675Karyn Harrison

Barking up the wrong tree

28/02/19 20:00:16

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2017Crunchy Chords

“I had never really thought about what Owl eats until that gruesome, horrifying moment,” recalls Christopher Robin.

28/02/19 20:00:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 1023Molly R

Arse about face.

28/02/19 20:00:07

 
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