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Vivvy En Vote score: 6389Vivvy En

"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know."

28/02/19 20:54:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10122Mr Dome

- Oh wise owl I have come for to asketh you a puzzling question that befuddleth us lower species. Can you, oh wise one, enlighten us in our quest for such higher knowledge and how you seemingly meditate and cometh to be perched so high, pondering life's complexities and all that surrounds us?
- piss off I'm having a shit

28/02/19 22:24:04

 
stone face Vote score: 8036stone face

"Excuse me, what are you doing up my tree?"

"Nuttin'"

28/02/19 21:52:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20835John Glover

"What's got a hazel nut in every bite?"
"Go on?"
"Squirrel's shit."

28/02/19 20:33:52

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I'll never eat a Topic again! --Karyn Harrison
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

Jehovah's Witnesses will find you anywhere.

28/02/19 20:23:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6106James Lennox

Cling on, Bird of Prey

28/02/19 20:42:35

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

"Owl have you know that I saw this stump first!"

28/02/19 20:20:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6106James Lennox

"It's occupied mate."

28/02/19 20:12:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"No, I'm not a member of the Tufty club and quite frankly I don't give a hoot."

28/02/19 20:00:09

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

" How many times owl? You're supposed to be better than this at hide and seek . Such an attention seeker ... I thought you said you were going to blend into the background!"

03/03/19 22:15:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10977Neil Mackenzie

Darwin’s theory in a nutshell, the grey squirrel is out populating the red squirrel because it’s not as fucking stupid.

01/03/19 5:12:48

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 608Charles Gilbert

For Redwall!

01/03/19 1:20:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6978Hercules Rockefeller

"Listen, mate, I don't really give a hoot. You're barking up the wrong tree."

01/03/19 0:57:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6200Greg Curtis

"No, I said WHAT'S on second."

"Who."

"No, WHAT...Who is on first."

"Who."

"That's RIGHT..."

01/03/19 0:19:55

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2655Scrappy Doo

A Northern Grey Spotted Owl, but that's just splitting hares.

28/02/19 23:20:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15282Dan Nicholls

"Why are you her? Why are your ears so big? Why are you nibbling my house? Why haven't I eaten you yet?"

The old whys owl.

28/02/19 22:09:49

 
stone face Vote score: 8036stone face

Squirrel-"What owl can you find in every home in Britain?"
Owl- "Barn or Tawny!"
Squirrel-"No, the Teet."
Owl- "The Teet!!"
Squirrel-"Yeah, Teet owls -they're in every kitchen in the land."

28/02/19 22:08:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15282Dan Nicholls

Squirrel: "Knock knock".
Owl: "Who's there?"
Squirrel: "Twit".
Owl: "Twit who? Oh yes, very funny".

28/02/19 22:07:40

 
stone face Vote score: 8036stone face

"Luckily for you the last time I ate a red squirrel it was a bit tufty."

28/02/19 21:56:03

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2655Scrappy Doo

What's up doc?
Who?

28/02/19 21:07:25

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3882Crunchy Chords

"Ha! I found you!"
"You win!"

Evidence of owl play

28/02/19 21:05:08

 
Barry Twig Barry Twig

“No, no I ordered a Viennese WHIRL!”

28/02/19 21:00:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22883Ian Skelding

"I think he needs to start to pray."
"Which one?"

28/02/19 20:57:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20835John Glover

Richard's dray fuss.

28/02/19 20:56:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11204Dave Bryan

''I have a letter for you.''

''I'm a squirrel. I can't read.''

28/02/19 20:53:32

 
Mark England Vote score: 17334Mark England

"..honestly, the grey squirrels are much tastier than us reds.."

28/02/19 20:47:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6863Glyn Evans

"Time to take a final bough, Squiggly Squirrel"

28/02/19 20:44:09

 
G fj Vote score: 486G fj

I'm going to sue that f'in dating agency...

28/02/19 20:41:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32468Tony Edwards

Sharewood Forest

28/02/19 20:41:04

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2561Trace Sarge

"Shift...it's been a long dray"

28/02/19 20:39:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11204Dave Bryan

Dead squirrel

28/02/19 20:37:11

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Have you claimed ppi, sod off i don't give a hoot.

28/02/19 20:36:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13017Vanessa the Guesser

Vision Impossible

28/02/19 20:16:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"What are your views on Brexit, seeing as you're a member of Parliament?"

28/02/19 20:16:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6389Vivvy En

"Hi, Could I please borrow a cup of sugar? I'm new to this neighbourhoot."

28/02/19 20:13:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Hi, I'm Scrat and I'm five."
"Nice age."

28/02/19 20:07:02

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1698Karen Oakenfull

“Twit twooo!”
“Who are you calling a twit?” Replied the owl.

28/02/19 20:06:34

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7897The Wolf

"Hey, big ears..... what are you doing in my tree house?"

28/02/19 20:06:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13017Vanessa the Guesser

"Feeling orni again?"

28/02/19 20:06:01

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2561Trace Sarge

"No I've never met Harry Potter"

28/02/19 20:05:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9259Chris Keegan

I could be wrong, but this image seems a little Blurred.

28/02/19 20:03:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11673Stephen Bean

"That's the 10th time today you've asked if I've seen any acorns stashed up here."

28/02/19 20:02:54

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2561Trace Sarge

"My mistake I thought you was an apple"

28/02/19 20:02:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9259Chris Keegan

This is obviously a hoot and nut case.

28/02/19 20:01:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4937Karyn Harrison

'Did I order a takeaway?'

28/02/19 20:01:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11673Stephen Bean

"Don't scowl at me!"

28/02/19 20:00:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4937Karyn Harrison

Barking up the wrong tree

28/02/19 20:00:16

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3882Crunchy Chords

“I had never really thought about what Owl eats until that gruesome, horrifying moment,” recalls Christopher Robin.

28/02/19 20:00:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 2037Molly R

Arse about face.

28/02/19 20:00:07

 
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