creative

In other words - U FO

18/04/20 12:11:28

Not convinced that violators will vanish without a trace?
Think about this: Where are areas 1-50?

18/04/20 13:04:29

Captioneers club together to give Anon the holiday of a lifetime.

18/04/20 12:00:06

lol

Where Lord Lucan, Elvis and Carole Baskin's husband take it in turns to ride Shergar.

18/04/20 12:07:05

Has anyone got the address for this place? I am in lockdown with my mother in law and believe me, it's an essential journey!

18/04/20 12:48:13

It can't be that secret if they're putting signs up about it.

18/04/20 14:19:57

*knock knock*

"Darren, I won't come in because I know you're busy 'researching'. Can you throw your washing out please? Apart from the socks, they can go in the bin"

18/04/20 12:34:05

No illegal aliens

18/04/20 12:05:37

People disappear Nevada to be seen again.

18/04/20 21:00:09

Your threatening sign doesn't frighten me, vanish without a trace.. (5 minutes later)

Hello, hello very funny, how did I end up in this empty field and why am i all dressed in red?

18/04/20 17:14:34

creative

"Perhaps we should go round. How big is it?"
"3 x 17 km."
"Ah. Yes. Area 51."

18/04/20 16:57:49

18/04/20 16:30:37

Trespassers will be prosecuted if we can ever find them.

18/04/20 14:10:46

See you later violator....

Or maybe not.

18/04/20 13:08:06

Like my wife conveniently did, just before the divorce settlement.

18/04/20 12:56:48

You should see the sign at 52, it's even scarea.

18/04/20 12:22:03

Twinned with Doncaster, England.

18/04/20 12:02:46

CAFE CLOSED MONDAYS

18/04/20 12:01:19

Does "vanish without a trace" mean no stick figures?

18/04/20 13:07:04

"It's say no trespassing, they didn't say that we couldn't nick their sign. It vanished without a trace."

18/04/20 12:33:34

Signara

18/04/20 12:22:51

''Can you remove the sign, darling? Nobody is going to sneak in and steal your caption ideas.''

18/04/20 12:15:01

Caution.Me

18/04/20 12:11:31

Whatever you do, don't go near the stainless steel building with the red x on the door.

19/04/20 18:02:31

No probing questions.

18/04/20 15:04:35

Signa sight us.

18/04/20 15:02:20

"Hi I'm looking for 57? I'm a tomato soup researcher, first day."

18/04/20 15:01:57

The site is going down the pan - this week I have seen a few signs

18/04/20 14:09:36

Trespassers are Stresspassers to us!

18/04/20 13:50:39

I stole it from the toilet zone. Du da du da....du da du da..

18/04/20 13:26:26

Trespassers will be vaporized.

18/04/20 12:59:38

Turn round and go Homey.

18/04/20 12:59:19

Privates property

18/04/20 12:34:39

Groom with a View

18/04/20 12:27:47

Beware of the God

18/04/20 12:18:17

You left out the R. Varnish without the help of Tracey.

18/04/20 12:11:39

After captioneers take the piss, farmer adds another warning sign to protect his Cloverfield.

18/04/20 12:11:24

"Oh, come on! - It's not the Bermuda Triangle!"

18/04/20 12:06:23