clever x3

These stairs lead down to the best cellar.

21/10/18 19:06:51

lol

'It's not you Ken, it's me, I just want more space'.

28/11/18 21:55:22

clever x3

'I'm the bus in-spectre'.

31/10/18 20:17:56

Kitty Litter.

21/11/18 8:07:12

Baking Bad

06/10/18 9:30:13

'I'm afraid this painting is worthless, it's ripped!'

22/08/18 19:21:33

Oceans Elevenses.

18/11/18 8:50:18

Thats a novel way to get over a wall.

02/11/18 20:11:49

'It was only a friendly hug, no need to bite my head off'.

06/07/18 8:45:23

'Well lads we best call it a night or we'll all be in the doghouse.'

22/08/18 11:49:17

That's Amoray.

01/07/18 11:10:35

'You ask for a pay rise too?' 'Yeah' 'Thought so'

28/09/18 7:22:48

'Come on mauve along'. 'Time gentlemen please'

13/06/18 19:51:49

Gary wished he'd never suggested that game of Hide and Seek.

10/11/18 18:10:17

'Would you hold my apple for a minute, I'm just going to sit down for a spell'.

02/11/18 19:56:58

Blue room, you saw me standing alone.....

28/10/18 11:19:45

That's what happens when you rely on your husband to wrap presents for Christmas.

18/10/18 20:51:43

I've got the collection bucket, so that makes me a money spider.

06/07/18 19:31:29

WEATHER WARNING! There is a storm brewing over Camp David.

05/06/18 19:29:01

Colin was horrified when he looked down and noticed the seagulls had nicked his fish and chips.

01/06/18 15:48:01

'I knew I'd be in the papers one day'.

01/12/18 21:00:31

> > > > This way to the Isle of Sky.

16/09/18 9:38:58

'That bloody poltergeist is back Norman'

09/08/18 8:17:54

'I am a witness for the sheepdog trials'

08/08/18 11:06:29

lol

He's going to be livid when he wakes up to find someone's nicked his tent .

13/07/18 17:41:11

'I know they are called pushbikes Susan, but if you don't ride them occasionally we will never make it to Brighton'.

05/07/18 8:29:05

'Excuse me mate, can I borrow that, I've got to phone home'.

28/06/18 10:27:54

Alcoprop

13/06/18 13:39:51

Recipe for disaster.

13/11/18 12:56:44

'Now , the wife must never know I've cheated on the diet, so no squealing'.

04/11/18 20:29:41

Toad of Toad Shawl.

12/08/18 13:38:30

Churchills excitement over the England v Columbia match was growing rapidly.

03/07/18 20:05:17

i know I'm getting old but did you have to ask the groomer to give me a blue rinse?

30/05/18 11:23:42

Must get my speech impediment sorted out,I asked for a large pair of earrings, not earwings

20/05/18 11:43:42

'Okay, let's just take a break, I see you've bought your own lunchbox'.

03/11/18 20:37:02

'Does this meeting actually have any porpoise?.

03/11/18 16:43:59

'Right you can all come out now' Halloween is over, no more eye of frog needed for another year'.

01/11/18 20:21:43

Lego lass

28/09/18 19:51:42

'You forgot to wear your personal protective gear again, didn't you'

09/07/18 7:27:45

'What! no marmalade sandwiches'

08/07/18 9:36:16

Li-Chang was the leader of the Korean dog-napping gang, despite a full investigation police have no leads.

21/06/18 11:44:08

Well Woody's carwash was bound to be a cowboy outfit.

01/06/18 20:14:21

Have you been on the catnip again Kevin?

21/05/18 9:46:18

Cheat and two veg anyone?

14/05/18 9:59:56

A budding artist.

17/10/18 9:12:09

'I've just chucked one bloke out the window for nicking my banana, do you wanna be next?'

16/10/18 8:56:06

Toad kill

13/10/18 10:17:56

I see Latoya Jackson's at it again with her wardrobe malfunction.

07/10/18 20:20:25

Double A for effort.

18/09/18 12:02:03

'The flush on that toilet's a bit lively Pete.'

22/08/18 11:56:08

Great for a Son-day roast

06/08/18 13:06:38

'My doctor said keep taking the Pils'.

03/08/18 20:10:42

'Look mum I've found a wand, They'll have to write a book about me, Harry Otter and the Ring of Bright Water'.

18/07/18 20:22:23

Is this where the Texans pay their Buffalo bills?.

27/06/18 20:27:23

'I'm sure you can Cedar potential' said the man from Shady Homes Estate Agents.

23/06/18 10:51:21

Not a bad idea, but I bet that squirrel pen and inks by now.

31/05/18 19:33:59

Twin Beaks

27/05/18 19:03:20

Having a hissy fit.

24/05/18 19:04:18

Drac pack

12/05/18 19:10:05

What the butler thawed.

19/11/18 13:16:03

'Mad'? 'I'm spitting feathers'!

23/10/18 12:40:15

'Right no more weddings for the next 10 years' says a fed up Prince George.

17/10/18 18:23:04

'Put your hood up, I think it's going to rain'.

25/09/18 14:41:51

He may be abominable, yeti loves me and he's my husband.

21/08/18 7:49:43

'I'm making a moovie.'

15/08/18 19:03:34

NYPD Queues.

06/08/18 10:00:01

'Did I here someone say Picnic?'.

05/08/18 12:17:47

Since the sudden disappearance of her mate, Penny was so much more relaxed, he was a swine to live with.

01/08/18 8:54:40

'Four times I asked you to turn the music down, but did you listen? NO!'

14/07/18 10:53:34

Mary's spending had got so out of hand, Jim had to call in the receivers.

13/07/18 9:41:50

'Gottle of Geer'

04/07/18 12:35:51

This birdhouse is really taking the shabby chick look too far.

18/06/18 11:36:46

Newest line in the Poultry and Gabbana range.

20/05/18 21:13:14

Cos shes not worth it.

12/05/18 12:43:51