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These stairs lead down to the best cellar.
21/10/18 19:06:51
'It's not you Ken, it's me, I just want more space'.
28/11/18 21:55:22
'I'm the bus in-spectre'.
31/10/18 20:17:56
Kitty Litter.
21/11/18 8:07:12
Baking Bad
06/10/18 9:30:13
'I'm afraid this painting is worthless, it's ripped!'
22/08/18 19:21:33
Oceans Elevenses.
18/11/18 8:50:18
Thats a novel way to get over a wall.
02/11/18 20:11:49
'It was only a friendly hug, no need to bite my head off'.
06/07/18 8:45:23
'Well lads we best call it a night or we'll all be in the doghouse.'
22/08/18 11:49:17
That's Amoray.
01/07/18 11:10:35
'You ask for a pay rise too?' 'Yeah' 'Thought so'
28/09/18 7:22:48
'Come on mauve along'. 'Time gentlemen please'
13/06/18 19:51:49
Gary wished he'd never suggested that game of Hide and Seek.
10/11/18 18:10:17
'Would you hold my apple for a minute, I'm just going to sit down for a spell'.
02/11/18 19:56:58
Blue room, you saw me standing alone.....
28/10/18 11:19:45
That's what happens when you rely on your husband to wrap presents for Christmas.
18/10/18 20:51:43
I've got the collection bucket, so that makes me a money spider.
06/07/18 19:31:29
WEATHER WARNING! There is a storm brewing over Camp David.
05/06/18 19:29:01
Colin was horrified when he looked down and noticed the seagulls had nicked his fish and chips.
01/06/18 15:48:01
'I knew I'd be in the papers one day'.
01/12/18 21:00:31
> > > > This way to the Isle of Sky.
16/09/18 9:38:58
'That bloody poltergeist is back Norman'
09/08/18 8:17:54
'I am a witness for the sheepdog trials'
08/08/18 11:06:29
He's going to be livid when he wakes up to find someone's nicked his tent .
13/07/18 17:41:11
'I know they are called pushbikes Susan, but if you don't ride them occasionally we will never make it to Brighton'.
05/07/18 8:29:05
'Excuse me mate, can I borrow that, I've got to phone home'.
28/06/18 10:27:54
Alcoprop
13/06/18 13:39:51
Recipe for disaster.
13/11/18 12:56:44
'Now , the wife must never know I've cheated on the diet, so no squealing'.
04/11/18 20:29:41
Toad of Toad Shawl.
12/08/18 13:38:30
Churchills excitement over the England v Columbia match was growing rapidly.
03/07/18 20:05:17
i know I'm getting old but did you have to ask the groomer to give me a blue rinse?
30/05/18 11:23:42
Must get my speech impediment sorted out,I asked for a large pair of earrings, not earwings
20/05/18 11:43:42
'Okay, let's just take a break, I see you've bought your own lunchbox'.
03/11/18 20:37:02
'Does this meeting actually have any porpoise?.
03/11/18 16:43:59
'Right you can all come out now' Halloween is over, no more eye of frog needed for another year'.
01/11/18 20:21:43
Lego lass
28/09/18 19:51:42
'You forgot to wear your personal protective gear again, didn't you'
09/07/18 7:27:45
'What! no marmalade sandwiches'
08/07/18 9:36:16
Li-Chang was the leader of the Korean dog-napping gang, despite a full investigation police have no leads.
21/06/18 11:44:08
Well Woody's carwash was bound to be a cowboy outfit.
01/06/18 20:14:21
Have you been on the catnip again Kevin?
21/05/18 9:46:18
Cheat and two veg anyone?
14/05/18 9:59:56
A budding artist.
17/10/18 9:12:09
'I've just chucked one bloke out the window for nicking my banana, do you wanna be next?'
16/10/18 8:56:06
Toad kill
13/10/18 10:17:56
I see Latoya Jackson's at it again with her wardrobe malfunction.
07/10/18 20:20:25
Double A for effort.
18/09/18 12:02:03
'The flush on that toilet's a bit lively Pete.'
22/08/18 11:56:08
Great for a Son-day roast
06/08/18 13:06:38
'My doctor said keep taking the Pils'.
03/08/18 20:10:42
'Look mum I've found a wand, They'll have to write a book about me, Harry Otter and the Ring of Bright Water'.
18/07/18 20:22:23
Is this where the Texans pay their Buffalo bills?.
27/06/18 20:27:23
'I'm sure you can Cedar potential' said the man from Shady Homes Estate Agents.
23/06/18 10:51:21
Not a bad idea, but I bet that squirrel pen and inks by now.
31/05/18 19:33:59
Twin Beaks
27/05/18 19:03:20
Having a hissy fit.
24/05/18 19:04:18
Drac pack
12/05/18 19:10:05
What the butler thawed.
19/11/18 13:16:03
'Mad'? 'I'm spitting feathers'!
23/10/18 12:40:15
'Right no more weddings for the next 10 years' says a fed up Prince George.
17/10/18 18:23:04
'Put your hood up, I think it's going to rain'.
25/09/18 14:41:51
He may be abominable, yeti loves me and he's my husband.
21/08/18 7:49:43
'I'm making a moovie.'
15/08/18 19:03:34
NYPD Queues.
06/08/18 10:00:01
'Did I here someone say Picnic?'.
05/08/18 12:17:47
Since the sudden disappearance of her mate, Penny was so much more relaxed, he was a swine to live with.
01/08/18 8:54:40
'Four times I asked you to turn the music down, but did you listen? NO!'
14/07/18 10:53:34
Mary's spending had got so out of hand, Jim had to call in the receivers.
13/07/18 9:41:50
'Gottle of Geer'
04/07/18 12:35:51
This birdhouse is really taking the shabby chick look too far.
18/06/18 11:36:46
Newest line in the Poultry and Gabbana range.
20/05/18 21:13:14
Cos shes not worth it.
12/05/18 12:43:51
Lying snakes can be was VERY HARD TO SWALLOW.
comment on caption: 'It was only a friendly hug, no need to bite my head off'. [Tina Flowers]
I think you might have a winner there. Great caption.
comment on caption: These stairs lead down to the best cellar. [Tina Flowers]
Best laugh I've had this week.
comment on caption: 'It's not you Ken, it's me, I just want more space'. [Tina Flowers]
I agree with Dave, this one was so good I refused to attempt a caption...
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Lying snakes can be was VERY HARD TO SWALLOW.
8:21am
comment on caption:
'It was only a friendly hug, no need to bite my head off'. [Tina Flowers]
I think you might have a winner there. Great caption.
2:08am
comment on caption:
These stairs lead down to the best cellar. [Tina Flowers]
Best laugh I've had this week.
8:20am
comment on caption:
'It's not you Ken, it's me, I just want more space'. [Tina Flowers]
I agree with Dave, this one was so good I refused to attempt a caption...
6:20pm
comment on caption:
'It's not you Ken, it's me, I just want more space'. [Tina Flowers]