£50
WINNER

Andrex puppies just don't make good police dogs

30/09/11 11:29:19

No, I said "can you tape My Family please?". It's on BBC1 at 7 O'clock

30/09/11 11:11:50

Since finding ab-duct tape Jim found it easier to keep his girlfriends.

30/09/11 11:02:18

"Don't blame me, it was the Gaffer."

30/09/11 11:25:02

Cause of death: Sofacation.

30/09/11 11:15:17

Family ties

30/09/11 11:04:58

CSI: DFS

30/09/11 14:01:31

When questioned by police, Lou employed the lesser known Mambo no.5 defense:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need...

30/09/11 12:38:19

Dad it's time to get rid of your Police tape and get on i-tunes.

30/09/11 11:46:30

It wasn't quite what Mum had in mind when she asked the babysitter to "tape My Family"...

30/09/11 11:45:43

sitting ducts

30/09/11 11:35:20

Legally binding.

30/09/11 11:20:51

Josef Fritzl family portrait.

30/09/11 11:03:26

''So, who drew on the wall? And don't lie because we've got you on tape!''

30/09/11 11:36:52

Josef Fritzl recommends cellar-tape

30/09/11 11:12:22

The Von Wrap family

30/09/11 11:09:14

Bloody hell Sarge, damn all this paperwork. We've now got to do this My Family caption form in triplicate.

30/09/11 21:23:42

They had failed to keep mum.

30/09/11 19:56:37

German family held after questioning the bill on holiday in Greece

30/09/11 12:44:04

The "Taped-Crusader" strikes again!

30/09/11 12:13:16

They had trussed issues.

30/09/11 12:13:09

Perversettee.

30/09/11 11:50:24

And today, on "Whose Crime is it Anyay..."

30/09/11 11:43:26

Body wrap.

30/09/11 11:38:28

Houdinit

30/09/11 11:38:18

Grime Scene Investigation

30/09/11 11:32:48

This caption was bound to come up

30/09/11 11:22:52

Shrink rap.

30/09/11 11:14:10

Four people on a three seater sofa?

That's criminal.

30/09/11 11:09:24

Ikea will go to any length to keep their customers.

30/09/11 11:07:52

Sofa King What?

30/09/11 11:01:21

His crimes were always minor

30/09/11 11:00:09