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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5926Hercules Rockefeller

Del Monte Python

27/03/13 12:00:30

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The Full Monty Python? --Cath Jones
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5141Paul Reeve

"No Mr Jenkins you put your keys in the fruit bowl and your snake comes out later."

27/03/13 12:00:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22330Michael Winner

Bananaconda.

27/03/13 12:08:51

 
Mr Blonde Vote score: 16557Mr Blonde

"Well hello you three short but lovely ladies. How you doin'?"

27/03/13 12:35:24

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Brilliant! --Michael Winner
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5717Glyn Evans

Kellogg's Fruit & Viper.

27/03/13 12:14:03

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19944John Llamas

It always took an Adder to work out the Fyffe a day

27/03/13 12:15:42

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Don't make any rash decisions...just slip on it.lol --Ron Allan
Glad You Remember Vote score: 978Glad You Remember

Determined not to repeat past follies, Adam and Eve got on the phone to Samuel L. Jackson.

27/03/13 18:29:16

 
Mark England Vote score: 15617Mark England

Boa of fruit

27/03/13 12:08:17

 
Guideaux Vote score: 2082Guideaux

"Damn, she took the apple Again..EVE!"

27/03/13 16:39:59

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5448Ron Allan

♫ You say Tomato, I say Constrictor.
Tomato?..Constrictor?..Constrictor?..Tomato?...
lets call the whole thing off ♫

27/03/13 13:27:50

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 37386Cath Jones

"Mamba Mia!"

27/03/13 12:05:55

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Anna conned her into trying the new all-fruit diet

27/03/13 12:00:13

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 978Glad You Remember

"Tomatoes are red
Blood oranges are sanguine
Foxes are vulpine
And me, well I'm anguine"

27/03/13 18:32:38

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 795Stephen Graham

An adder a day keeps the doctor away.

27/03/13 17:24:32

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3319Paul Woolley

"I'm sure Eve would have been excited about tasting the apple if God hadn't spent his 8th day building a Waitrose."

27/03/13 13:46:41

 
Mr Blonde Vote score: 16557Mr Blonde

A snack charmer.

27/03/13 12:48:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19532John Glover

Snake: "Oh bugger, there's never a bloody apple when you need one."

27/03/13 12:30:50

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Low in sugar! You're talking Cobras

27/03/13 12:10:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

Forbidden fruit.

27/03/13 12:05:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9515Neil Mackenzie

Hello Eve.
Ahhhhh a talking Snake.
Was Adam the first Ventriloquist?

27/03/13 19:28:38

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 978Glad You Remember

"Ooh, that black and yellow snake's a looker. Hang on - is it a snake? I'll wait until she sheds her skin, just to be sure."

27/03/13 18:21:09

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Most boa constrictors like to mix their own squash drink.

27/03/13 16:02:36

 
Jeroen J Vote score: 32Jeroen J

Ssssstill life

27/03/13 14:27:30

 
Jochre Naribe Vote score: 219Jochre Naribe

Going to have a hissy pith.

27/03/13 14:26:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

"Fangs very much."

27/03/13 12:53:02

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Would you like a piece of fruit?......No thanks but it's kind of you to asp.

27/03/13 12:40:14

 
Scott  McFarlane Vote score: 496Scott McFarlane

Trick light cord, stops the everyone but the apple theif.

27/03/13 12:17:25

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19944John Llamas

Frau Schmidt would always Viper fruit before serving it in the bowl

27/03/13 12:14:44

 
Scott  McFarlane Vote score: 496Scott McFarlane

oranges arent the only fruit you know

27/03/13 12:13:29

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19944John Llamas

Old Silver Tongue here was about to become a real smoothie

27/03/13 12:12:59

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Krait of fruit

27/03/13 12:00:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22330Michael Winner

Would you Adam and Eve it?

27/03/13 12:00:38

 
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