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Del Monte Python
27/03/13 12:00:30
"No Mr Jenkins you put your keys in the fruit bowl and your snake comes out later."
27/03/13 12:00:17
Bananaconda.
27/03/13 12:08:51
"Well hello you three short but lovely ladies. How you doin'?"
27/03/13 12:35:24
Kellogg's Fruit & Viper.
27/03/13 12:14:03
It always took an Adder to work out the Fyffe a day
27/03/13 12:15:42
Determined not to repeat past follies, Adam and Eve got on the phone to Samuel L. Jackson.
27/03/13 18:29:16
Boa of fruit
27/03/13 12:08:17
"Damn, she took the apple Again..EVE!"
27/03/13 16:39:59
♫ You say Tomato, I say Constrictor.Tomato?..Constrictor?..Constrictor?..Tomato?...lets call the whole thing off ♫
27/03/13 13:27:50
"Mamba Mia!"
27/03/13 12:05:55
Anna conned her into trying the new all-fruit diet
27/03/13 12:00:13
"Tomatoes are redBlood oranges are sanguineFoxes are vulpineAnd me, well I'm anguine"
27/03/13 18:32:38
An adder a day keeps the doctor away.
27/03/13 17:24:32
"I'm sure Eve would have been excited about tasting the apple if God hadn't spent his 8th day building a Waitrose."
27/03/13 13:46:41
A snack charmer.
27/03/13 12:48:40
Snake: "Oh bugger, there's never a bloody apple when you need one."
27/03/13 12:30:50
Low in sugar! You're talking Cobras
27/03/13 12:10:38
Forbidden fruit.
27/03/13 12:05:46
Hello Eve.Ahhhhh a talking Snake.Was Adam the first Ventriloquist?
27/03/13 19:28:38
"Ooh, that black and yellow snake's a looker. Hang on - is it a snake? I'll wait until she sheds her skin, just to be sure."
27/03/13 18:21:09
Most boa constrictors like to mix their own squash drink.
27/03/13 16:02:36
Ssssstill life
27/03/13 14:27:30
Going to have a hissy pith.
27/03/13 14:26:38
"Fangs very much."
27/03/13 12:53:02
Would you like a piece of fruit?......No thanks but it's kind of you to asp.
27/03/13 12:40:14
Trick light cord, stops the everyone but the apple theif.
27/03/13 12:17:25
Frau Schmidt would always Viper fruit before serving it in the bowl
27/03/13 12:14:44
oranges arent the only fruit you know
27/03/13 12:13:29
Old Silver Tongue here was about to become a real smoothie
27/03/13 12:12:59
Krait of fruit
27/03/13 12:00:47
Would you Adam and Eve it?
27/03/13 12:00:38