Del Monte Python

27/03/13 12:00:30

"No Mr Jenkins you put your keys in the fruit bowl and your snake comes out later."

27/03/13 12:00:17

Bananaconda.

27/03/13 12:08:51

"Well hello you three short but lovely ladies. How you doin'?"

27/03/13 12:35:24

Kellogg's Fruit & Viper.

27/03/13 12:14:03

It always took an Adder to work out the Fyffe a day

27/03/13 12:15:42

Determined not to repeat past follies, Adam and Eve got on the phone to Samuel L. Jackson.

27/03/13 18:29:16

Boa of fruit

27/03/13 12:08:17

"Damn, she took the apple Again..EVE!"

27/03/13 16:39:59

♫ You say Tomato, I say Constrictor.
Tomato?..Constrictor?..Constrictor?..Tomato?...
lets call the whole thing off ♫

27/03/13 13:27:50

"Mamba Mia!"

27/03/13 12:05:55

Anna conned her into trying the new all-fruit diet

27/03/13 12:00:13

"Tomatoes are red
Blood oranges are sanguine
Foxes are vulpine
And me, well I'm anguine"

27/03/13 18:32:38

An adder a day keeps the doctor away.

27/03/13 17:24:32

"I'm sure Eve would have been excited about tasting the apple if God hadn't spent his 8th day building a Waitrose."

27/03/13 13:46:41

A snack charmer.

27/03/13 12:48:40

Snake: "Oh bugger, there's never a bloody apple when you need one."

27/03/13 12:30:50

Low in sugar! You're talking Cobras

27/03/13 12:10:38

Forbidden fruit.

27/03/13 12:05:46

Hello Eve.
Ahhhhh a talking Snake.
Was Adam the first Ventriloquist?

27/03/13 19:28:38

"Ooh, that black and yellow snake's a looker. Hang on - is it a snake? I'll wait until she sheds her skin, just to be sure."

27/03/13 18:21:09

Most boa constrictors like to mix their own squash drink.

27/03/13 16:02:36

Ssssstill life

27/03/13 14:27:30

Going to have a hissy pith.

27/03/13 14:26:38

"Fangs very much."

27/03/13 12:53:02

Would you like a piece of fruit?......No thanks but it's kind of you to asp.

27/03/13 12:40:14

Trick light cord, stops the everyone but the apple theif.

27/03/13 12:17:25

Frau Schmidt would always Viper fruit before serving it in the bowl

27/03/13 12:14:44

oranges arent the only fruit you know

27/03/13 12:13:29

Old Silver Tongue here was about to become a real smoothie

27/03/13 12:12:59

Krait of fruit

27/03/13 12:00:47

Would you Adam and Eve it?

27/03/13 12:00:38