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"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby."

11/11/12 20:03:59

In-Hale Mary.

11/11/12 20:00:32

"You could get stoned, smoking that!"

11/11/12 20:08:05

Holy Smoke

11/11/12 20:00:28

"Jesus, this is good shit. I swear you were dead and buried a couple of days ago."

11/11/12 20:13:46

"It was heavenly, but please stop calling my dad's name when climaxing."

11/11/12 20:05:58

"Careful, if they catch us smoking here they'll crucify us"

11/11/12 20:05:05

When I asked for a camel.......

11/11/12 20:24:26

"Thats another nail in your cross."

11/11/12 20:05:52

Burning Bush?
Yes Cystitis Relief hasn't been invented yet.

11/11/12 20:22:49

New evidence suggests that Jesus was not the messiah but, rather, a very naughty boy.

11/11/12 20:12:07

Jesus and Mary chain smoke

11/11/12 20:00:31

There's no smoke without Messiah.

11/11/12 20:14:37

"You know, we shouldn't be doing this - According to that sign, my dad hates fags."

11/11/12 20:06:47

Yes you enjoyed that,but I bet in nine months time there's no room in the Inn.

11/11/12 20:04:40

Jesus Christ,
Superstar,
Dresses like a surgeon,
And he smokes low tar.

11/11/12 20:26:12

The Last Inhalation of Christ.

11/11/12 20:26:04

"Hey wow, man, I can see right through my hands."

11/11/12 20:18:55

There is a Dunhill far away.

11/11/12 20:12:47

The temptation of Old Nick-otine.

11/11/12 20:05:37

The King of SuperKings.

11/11/12 20:04:50

Nicotinhell.

11/11/12 20:03:16

"Told ya I'd find a use for this myrrh"

11/11/12 21:13:17

Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John Prayer Special

11/11/12 20:25:37

"Are you still smoking that Golden Virginia?"

11/11/12 20:20:22

For our God is a consuming fire

11/11/12 20:18:19

You think the tax is high on these, just wait until I unleash petrol on you

11/11/12 20:12:29

Players in the Nativity

11/11/12 20:11:24

Jesus Christ don't you know smoking kills!

11/11/12 20:00:55