It was usually easier to take the A4.

09/06/12 10:28:38

The only gay in the pillage.

30/06/12 19:17:18

This disturbing image was found in the home of a known Speedophile.

02/05/12 19:00:49

“I best be off- the wife’ll be having kittens.”

28/10/11 19:02:31

“I’ve met his wife and sister. A lovely woman.”

25/04/12 10:07:27

"Why do you think we're stuffed?"
"Because I've lost the map."

19/05/12 10:07:10

£100
WINNER

"Call pest control. Tell them he's back."

16/03/12 12:07:32

Hitler invades china.

05/08/14 19:01:28

£100
WINNER

Holidaymakers are warned as BA prepares to launch yet another strike.

29/05/12 10:26:02

My Grandad still drove at eighty, but in a thirty zone.

12/06/12 19:14:57

And I thought it was Red Bull that gave you wings.

12/05/12 10:00:58

Redundancies mean he’s the only worker left at the plant.

06/03/12 11:07:02

“The map said Piccadilly Circus.”

21/10/11 10:03:55

Trev was a one woman man who firmly believed in mahogany.

27/04/12 19:33:31

ElderBerry

15/09/11 11:48:55

creative

"Have you been away?"

29/07/14 19:08:15

When dinosaurs chromed the Earth.

03/01/14 20:22:39

“Best of luck with the interview Dad.”

30/06/12 19:08:45

Another fat cat gets a raise

01/11/11 11:00:09

24/10/11 10:07:43

Ménage Abattoir

08/10/11 10:03:09

“I’m afraid it's Cholera.”

07/10/11 10:35:38

She was known for being a bit of a globetrotter.

01/08/14 19:17:46

It’s what’s inside that counts, which is where he’ll end up if they ever check his computer.

25/04/12 10:00:24

“That's why I never give money to the homeless. They always spend it on booze and vampire rabbits.”

05/04/12 19:08:59

Just hanging out by the pool.

25/03/12 19:00:15

"Something blue?"

22/03/12 20:00:26

A troublesome trolley wheel can send you over the edge.

26/11/11 20:15:12

At Glasgow Zoo, even the animals come at you with a bottle.

08/11/11 12:01:05

John’s tendency to drop his trousers was being fuelled by his friends.

04/07/12 10:00:10

The end of another successful Harold Shipman street party.

04/06/12 19:02:04

Brenda’s husband had always wanted a natural burial. It’s just Brenda didn’t deem it necessary for him to be dead in order to have one.

22/05/12 10:15:20

“So far I’ve been involved in three arrests- two of them cardiac.”

16/05/12 10:00:13

“Dear Derren, Colin still thinks he’s a cod.”

13/10/11 19:23:25

Mount Fuji erupts

09/10/11 10:27:04

Big Brother is washing you

01/10/11 10:33:06

Jesus’ website is currently down. Should be back up again in 3 days.

07/07/12 19:00:35

“I’ll have the quarter pounder meal please.”

01/07/12 10:00:42

“You two have a warped sex drive."

15/04/12 10:04:54

Customers are reminded to refrain from touching any of our telegraph pole dancers.

26/03/12 10:58:02

“See. It is shatterproof.”

21/03/12 11:04:49

Group Hog

08/10/11 10:01:00

Delivered by Comet

16/09/11 15:03:03

Off to murder another song...

29/08/11 10:26:04

Man attempts heads, shoulders, knees and toes record.

26/08/11 10:15:12

“Well lads, that takes care of our little squatter problem.”

08/06/12 11:23:04

“NYPD?”
“Sorry love- I don’t do text speak.”

17/05/12 19:22:11

If Adil doesn’t get his Camel moving soon, he’ll be late for the Oasis gig.

29/04/12 10:17:22

At seeking he was good; hiding- rubbish.

22/04/12 20:19:32

"Dig in."

13/04/12 10:00:22