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	I've been squatting here since the Tennant left 30/04/24 8:08:12	24

	Someone's laced my tea 30/06/24 12:17:40, edited: 30/06/24 12:42:38	17

	It's a Frankfurther 30/03/24 12:04:17	16

	Game over. 05/07/23 8:18:31	15

	lol Can I taste anchovies? Later, darling. 29/06/24 9:05:31	14

	Whodunnit? Colonel Mustard in the library with a hand grenade 29/04/24 8:55:33	14

	On the run from the coops 05/04/24 12:24:56	14

	I may look daft but I can serve 20 beers at a time 08/07/24 8:13:24	13

	Milky Way 19/06/24 8:01:34	1 13

	Is it wheelie santa? 24/06/24 8:17:15	12

	Bout time 06/05/24 12:14:46	11

	lol Only 68 days or two more Prime Ministers to Xmas 18/10/22 9:48:05	11

	The only way Barbie is going to make a clean sweep at the Oscars 15/08/23 20:02:34	10

	My Pharaoh Lady 17/04/23 12:58:53	10

	Lugworm 31/01/24 12:43:23	9

	rat-arsed 16/06/23 18:55:11	9

	He'll be charged -that's for sure 10/03/23 12:44:29	9

	I do like to pee beside the seaside 27/04/24 8:12:17	8

	clever Sour Kraut! 05/08/23 8:14:16	8

	Transhit van 16/07/23 8:07:25	8

	Now that's a car and a half 02/06/23 8:51:41	8

	I've got another eight knives 11/12/22 10:44:14	8

	Shuttlecocks 10/07/24 20:53:49	7

	Colt of many colours 05/05/24 8:13:44	7

	There's a chip in there somewhere 12/04/24 8:16:50	7

	Dressed tequila mockingbird 06/03/24 8:15:11	7

	Fizzical Headucation 31/12/23 12:39:46	7

	Clawed DePussy 06/02/23 12:10:50	7

	It says no U turns. 27/01/23 8:21:39	7

	Stand and deliver 25/05/24 21:00:40	6

	Of course it is dangerous-all this bloody asbestos! 30/11/23 8:25:20	6

	Sphere I am 08/06/23 22:01:30	6

	When the seat hit the fan 28/12/22 9:27:51	6

	All I want is a room somewhere Far away from the cold night air With one enormous chair Oh, wouldn't it be rubbery 24/11/22 8:21:34	6

	creative Once upon a time in a fartaway land....................... 16/11/22 11:39:41	6

	Shall we play "LEGO"? 16/09/22 12:16:06	6

	my dentist clearly knows the drill 10/09/22 14:13:36	6

	Clinging on to what remains of HS2 Sun 12:15:00, edited: Sun 12:39:37	5

	The new head of the Green Party 07/07/24 8:26:49	5

	Stop emitting CO2. It's called breathing,Greta 18/06/24 8:22:05	5

	Happy Together................. 18/01/24 12:22:00	5

	Ghouls will be ghouls 01/12/23 20:31:05	5

	Just enjoying some down tine 26/11/23 12:03:34	5

	Rasputin's disguise failed to prevent assassination 22/11/23 12:06:45	5

	I'm in the phone 02/11/23 12:27:31	5

	Disaster be the worst souvenir ever 01/11/23 22:45:41	2 5
Ok, don't have a meltdown about it. --Willie Johnson
	Piss artist 10/10/23 12:11:22	5

	lol Badknobs and Bedroomticks 03/08/23 16:36:29	1 5
Hahahah! That's so bad, it's hilarious. --Vivvy En
	Well and truly hungover 02/08/23 8:15:40	5

	Shouldn't have had that second cup of tea 31/05/23 12:22:26	5

	hard labour 10/05/23 14:42:49	5

	Try mouse to mouse resucussitation 08/03/23 21:07:24	5

	I'm swinging in the train,just swinging in the train what a glorious feeling to be happy again. 14/11/22 10:50:36	1 5

	Stairway to Heaven 03/11/22 8:13:35	5

	who cares if they have run out of bog rolls? 04/09/22 12:00:58	5

	Lowenbra 17/07/24 20:03:08	4

	I never did understand why it's called "Iceland" 30/06/24 8:38:36	4

	No worries, I used to be a surgeon before I became an electrician 15/06/24 8:15:50	4

	I prefer Petleys 12/05/24 12:06:42, edited: 12/05/24 14:01:46	4

	Exhibit in the Loovre 04/05/24 8:14:33	4

	Just waiting for Tom Jones 13/01/24 8:20:09	4

	Easter Aisleand 27/12/23 9:06:50	4

	The (un)Loving Spoonful 21/11/23 11:57:40	4

	I often wondered about what happened to Tim Henman 17/11/23 8:33:32	4

	I never did believe the story about storks and babies 10/10/23 8:17:17	4

	Michigan man 15/08/23 12:00:45	4

	Where have you wheely bin? 24/07/23 15:02:46	4

	fOWL weather 20/07/23 20:52:04	4

	Where did it all go wrong Elton? 15/07/23 10:13:14	4

	So what else did you do in lockdown? 26/05/23 12:48:39	4

	A warm welcome awaits Prince Andrew 22/05/23 8:13:49	4

	Toy Boy 18/04/23 16:24:48	4

	Removing fake tan is a tough job 26/03/23 9:55:41	4

	I'll be there in a couple of shakes 26/02/23 8:10:58	4

	What a lousy retirement present 05/02/23 8:15:28	4

	Puss and Boots 30/01/23 22:45:36	4

	I just went hell for leather 10/01/23 20:08:22	4

	Vorsprung durch picnique 12/12/22 10:19:25	4

	Penne pasta to go 19/09/22 8:47:15	4

	It's hard work- I get man tired. 01/07/24 8:14:16	3

	Kung-Poo Fighters 23/06/24 8:13:16	3

	Dyson had to start somewhere 20/06/24 8:15:36	3

	clever Dickheads 03/06/24 11:24:36	3

	I caught a dogfish 19/05/24 20:51:43	3

	Just painting my pad 11/05/24 8:18:05	3

	It's a wrap 29/04/24 8:56:49	3

	Lava-tory 27/04/24 8:10:43	3

	the phone has a rear view camera 20/03/24 8:41:56	1 3

	Satnav made a BOO BOO 21/02/24 8:32:48	3

	Fairway to Heaven 14/02/24 12:02:11	3

	Mum always said " A tin of beans is not a square meal" 19/01/24 12:18:12	3

	Red hot porker 13/01/24 22:27:19	3

	But still pounding the pavement 13/01/24 12:01:27	3

	Michaela Buble 21/12/23 20:33:02	3

	Diet of Worms 17/12/23 22:37:55	3

	Knees down Mother Brown 16/12/23 17:41:48	3

	I can Harley hear what she is saying 27/11/23 12:10:36	3

	Hey Jude! 16/10/23 8:23:24	3

	She looks raffia round the edges 09/10/23 12:20:29	3

	Tell the groom there will be more pussy than he expected tonight 02/09/23 10:10:01, edited: 02/09/23 11:46:24	3

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last comments (total: 13)

Hahahah! That's so bad, it's hilarious.

Vivvy En

03/08/23
8:00pm

comment on caption:
Badknobs and Bedroomticks [monty D]

And pun

Mr Dome

02/11/23
7:58am

comment on caption:
Disaster be the worst souvenir ever [monty D]

Ok, don't have a meltdown about it.

Willie Johnson

03/11/23
4:47am

comment on caption:
Disaster be the worst souvenir ever [monty D]

Bed of the "Domino'trix."

[anon]

18/02/24
2:30am

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Lay on a saucy spread to get a pizza the action [monty D]

Dave?

Karyn Harrison

10/03/24
1:31pm

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Who put animal growth hormone in the giraffe feed? [monty D]

Her Cell'ulitis is Showing... in those Skinny Jeans.

[anon]

20/03/24
1:00pm

comment on caption:
the phone has a rear view camera [monty D]

The Soft Colors, Create... a Beautiful "B'ambience."

[anon]

28/04/24
12:21am

comment on caption:
Simply staggering [monty D]

Apologies Cap Auth, I didn't notice your caption and Supervoted a later caption that may (or may not) have borrowed a little from you. A vote to make up for that.