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'It's not you Ken, it's me, I just want more space'.

28/11/18 21:55:22

Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate

28/11/18 22:41:32

Oh yes, I heard they were launching a new Barbie.

29/11/18 0:14:18

Barbie finally got fed up of Ken's constant flatulence.

28/11/18 20:00:48

Barbie looked out of this world, but Ken hadn't got a thing to wear.

28/11/18 20:00:06

Barbie stood no chance. Ken had fallen deeply in love with red-headed Graham with the prosthetic hand.

28/11/18 22:36:52

"Too bad, Ken, looks like no 'oral' tonight."

28/11/18 22:25:12

All dolled up, but nowhere to go.

28/11/18 20:02:28

Don't judge a book by its cover, apparently in the bedroom he's a real Action Man

28/11/18 20:00:08

Most prostitutes don't wear an actual price tag, but Barbie is not most prostitutes.

29/11/18 0:20:31

Barbiearella

28/11/18 20:06:02

Barbie and Ken had different ideas about what Space Island One would be like.

28/11/18 20:02:51

"Barbie, you're enough of an bubblehead as it is, without that space helmet"

28/11/18 20:00:11

Van Heusen, we have a problem.

29/11/18 0:30:24

" I've got a flip flop missing and a ponytail that makes me look like a fox. But you don't care about that do you."

28/11/18 23:50:20

Barbie and Ken's plans for space exploration were shelved because Ken hadn't got a helmet

28/11/18 21:54:51

The helmet doesn't help. Her name? Dolly Pardon?

28/11/18 21:45:17

"Why the helmet, Mr Trump says the air is the cleanest it has ever been?"

28/11/18 21:41:05

She wore the helmet to protect the space in between her ears.

28/11/18 21:29:27

Dressed for West Hollywood.

28/11/18 21:13:11

plastic surgery on display.

28/11/18 21:05:47

The highly collectible 'Too-Much-Botox' Ken and Goldfish Barbie.

28/11/18 20:37:18

"I’m sure the sunbeds won’t give us wrinkles if we dress like this."

28/11/18 20:35:40

"Being a martial artist, if I find out that you've been messing around with that Sindy bitch again, I will Karate chop her like this...."

28/11/18 20:21:54

It's encouraging to see a woman who displays her price tag!

28/11/18 20:13:29

When Ken had drunkenly sung 'Fly me to the Moon' he hadn't expected Barbie to take him literally.

28/11/18 20:10:01

''Is that an acorn in your pocket or are you not pleased to see me?''

28/11/18 20:04:17

Toy Starry

28/11/18 20:01:30

When I said dress for 'zero gravity', I meant 'nothing serious.'

28/11/18 20:01:16

"How was it for you, Barbie?"
"Out of this world!"

28/11/18 20:00:52

A model couple.

28/11/18 20:00:46

Ken had long suspected that Barbie was a bit of a space cadet.

28/11/18 20:00:11