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'It's not you Ken, it's me, I just want more space'.
28/11/18 21:55:22
Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate
28/11/18 22:41:32
Oh yes, I heard they were launching a new Barbie.
29/11/18 0:14:18
Barbie finally got fed up of Ken's constant flatulence.
28/11/18 20:00:48
Barbie looked out of this world, but Ken hadn't got a thing to wear.
28/11/18 20:00:06
Barbie stood no chance. Ken had fallen deeply in love with red-headed Graham with the prosthetic hand.
28/11/18 22:36:52
"Too bad, Ken, looks like no 'oral' tonight."
28/11/18 22:25:12
All dolled up, but nowhere to go.
28/11/18 20:02:28
Don't judge a book by its cover, apparently in the bedroom he's a real Action Man
28/11/18 20:00:08
Most prostitutes don't wear an actual price tag, but Barbie is not most prostitutes.
29/11/18 0:20:31
Barbiearella
28/11/18 20:06:02
Barbie and Ken had different ideas about what Space Island One would be like.
28/11/18 20:02:51
"Barbie, you're enough of an bubblehead as it is, without that space helmet"
28/11/18 20:00:11
Van Heusen, we have a problem.
29/11/18 0:30:24
" I've got a flip flop missing and a ponytail that makes me look like a fox. But you don't care about that do you."
28/11/18 23:50:20
Barbie and Ken's plans for space exploration were shelved because Ken hadn't got a helmet
28/11/18 21:54:51
The helmet doesn't help. Her name? Dolly Pardon?
28/11/18 21:45:17
"Why the helmet, Mr Trump says the air is the cleanest it has ever been?"
28/11/18 21:41:05
She wore the helmet to protect the space in between her ears.
28/11/18 21:29:27
Dressed for West Hollywood.
28/11/18 21:13:11
plastic surgery on display.
28/11/18 21:05:47
The highly collectible 'Too-Much-Botox' Ken and Goldfish Barbie.
28/11/18 20:37:18
"I’m sure the sunbeds won’t give us wrinkles if we dress like this."
28/11/18 20:35:40
"Being a martial artist, if I find out that you've been messing around with that Sindy bitch again, I will Karate chop her like this...."
28/11/18 20:21:54
It's encouraging to see a woman who displays her price tag!
28/11/18 20:13:29
When Ken had drunkenly sung 'Fly me to the Moon' he hadn't expected Barbie to take him literally.
28/11/18 20:10:01
''Is that an acorn in your pocket or are you not pleased to see me?''
28/11/18 20:04:17
Toy Starry
28/11/18 20:01:30
When I said dress for 'zero gravity', I meant 'nothing serious.'
28/11/18 20:01:16
"How was it for you, Barbie?""Out of this world!"
28/11/18 20:00:52
A model couple.
28/11/18 20:00:46
Ken had long suspected that Barbie was a bit of a space cadet.