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 Its not you Ken, its me, I just want more space.
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Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers


'It's not you Ken, it's me, I just want more space'.

28/11/18 21:55:22

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I agree with Dave, this one was so good I refused to attempt a caption... --G fj
Dot Old Vote score: 101Dot Old

Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate

28/11/18 22:41:32

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6843Pussy Galore

Oh yes, I heard they were launching a new Barbie.

29/11/18 0:14:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 369Stu Dent

Barbie finally got fed up of Ken's constant flatulence.

28/11/18 20:00:48

 
Molly R Vote score: 325Molly R

Barbie looked out of this world, but Ken hadn't got a thing to wear.

28/11/18 20:00:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11168Dan Nicholls

Barbie stood no chance. Ken had fallen deeply in love with red-headed Graham with the prosthetic hand.

28/11/18 22:36:52

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5115Greg Curtis

"Too bad, Ken, looks like no 'oral' tonight."

28/11/18 22:25:12

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Maybe "around the world." --Scrappy Doo
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27387Tony Edwards

All dolled up, but nowhere to go.

28/11/18 20:02:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

Don't judge a book by its cover, apparently in the bedroom he's a real Action Man

28/11/18 20:00:08

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 155Scrappy Doo

Most prostitutes don't wear an actual price tag, but Barbie is not most prostitutes.

29/11/18 0:20:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27387Tony Edwards

Barbiearella

28/11/18 20:06:02

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1060Crunchy Chords

Barbie and Ken had different ideas about what Space Island One would be like.

28/11/18 20:02:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

"Barbie, you're enough of an bubblehead as it is, without that space helmet"

28/11/18 20:00:11

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 764Glad You Remember

♫ I'm a Barbie girl, travelling off-world...

01/12/18 17:51:03

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 155Scrappy Doo

Van Heusen, we have a problem.

29/11/18 0:30:24

 
stone face Vote score: 2045stone face

" I've got a flip flop missing and a ponytail that makes me look like a fox. But you don't care about that do you."

28/11/18 23:50:20

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3217Vivvy En

Barbie and Ken's plans for space exploration were shelved because Ken hadn't got a helmet

28/11/18 21:54:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

The helmet doesn't help. Her name? Dolly Pardon?

28/11/18 21:45:17

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17903John Glover

"Why the helmet, Mr Trump says the air is the cleanest it has ever been?"

28/11/18 21:41:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8671Neil Mackenzie

She wore the helmet to protect the space in between her ears.

28/11/18 21:29:27

 
larry G. Vote score: 1055larry G.

Dressed for West Hollywood.

28/11/18 21:13:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4906Glyn Evans

I'd watch out for the alien species mating with Barbie's leg. It's already made easy work of Ken's sandal.

28/11/18 21:08:45

 
larry G. Vote score: 1055larry G.

plastic surgery on display.

28/11/18 21:05:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20903Michael Winner

The highly collectible 'Too-Much-Botox' Ken and Goldfish Barbie.

28/11/18 20:37:18

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 551Funny Bean

"I’m sure the sunbeds won’t give us wrinkles if we dress like this."

28/11/18 20:35:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

"Being a martial artist, if I find out that you've been messing around with that Sindy bitch again, I will Karate chop her like this...."

28/11/18 20:21:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

It's encouraging to see a woman who displays her price tag!

28/11/18 20:13:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

When Ken had drunkenly sung 'Fly me to the Moon' he hadn't expected Barbie to take him literally.

28/11/18 20:10:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2029Dave Bryan

''Is that an acorn in your pocket or are you not pleased to see me?''

28/11/18 20:04:17

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1060Crunchy Chords

Toy Starry

28/11/18 20:01:30

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 551Funny Bean

When I said dress for 'zero gravity', I meant 'nothing serious.'

28/11/18 20:01:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

"How was it for you, Barbie?"
"Out of this world!"

28/11/18 20:00:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

A model couple.

28/11/18 20:00:46

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1060Crunchy Chords

Ken had long suspected that Barbie was a bit of a space cadet.

28/11/18 20:00:11

 
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