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It got worse when the manager pulled him off at half time.
09/04/21 20:18:47
When asked about the incident, John Terry said, "it made a nice change to not be shafted by the Germans"
09/04/21 20:18:03
Just bend over and think of England
09/04/21 20:08:50
"Listen, I know it's a friendly, but don't take the piss"
09/04/21 20:15:46
John Terry takes one for the team.
09/04/21 20:14:07
Free Loins
09/04/21 21:29:09
"Not now Joe, someone might be looking."
10/04/21 10:39:17
Sub and dom.
09/04/21 20:01:26
Kneeling for the anthem is one thing...
09/04/21 23:11:09
"I know we are conjoined twins, and we both have to agree to the seperation operation, but there are times John, when I think you really enjoy being in this position."
09/04/21 21:43:51
Frank Lamp-hard
09/04/21 20:09:54
Footballs cumming....oh
11/04/21 19:49:44
Lamphard was good sticking it in the back of the net.
11/04/21 2:34:28
"Hey, I'm open!"
10/04/21 18:14:58
It was only Didier but he got it right up to the Ballack.
10/04/21 8:43:42
Lampard is on target he can't miss from here. He shoots ... Ohhh it's gone over John's hair.
10/04/21 8:39:53
Bucket of cold water!STAT!
10/04/21 1:20:44
Photographer found with hundreds of photographs of celebrities in compromising positions, is looking at a stretch.
09/04/21 23:00:54
The day John Terry decided he wasn't going to score any more goals.
09/04/21 22:43:38
Frank Lampard is known to have the hardest tackle in football.
09/04/21 22:02:18
Sorry John, I was thinking of my wifeSo was I
09/04/21 21:23:37
Superglue is funny, but not for them.
09/04/21 21:11:32
"Take one for the team""No, I'm taking it because I enjoy it, it's got fuck all to do with the team, if you're in denial that you're here and you have to hide behind a team so be it"
09/04/21 21:05:04
Come on England!
09/04/21 20:34:52
Frank was an expert at coming from a deep position.
09/04/21 20:34:27
Terry's Hole Gold
09/04/21 20:33:01
One upmanshit
09/04/21 20:24:33
The bootyful game
09/04/21 20:18:55
Let's see, guy bending over to give an atypical impression of a stereotypical gay position (of course they may have tried several different positions beforehand, if they did). There's probably a lot of repressed homosexual captions going to come out here (or not). Obsessing about a bunch of sweaty men on a pitch, there's nothing gay about that, especially when everyone has an orgasm every time they score (but then am I sexualising things?) But like anyone on the side lines watching this match, you're only a spectator until you get into play (btw, for these guys there must be specially cut holes for penetration to occur).
09/04/21 20:15:47
Ben Doon and Phil McAvity
09/04/21 20:10:25
I can stick the smell if you can stick the pain.
09/04/21 20:02:51
"Get your coat.. You've scored"
09/04/21 20:02:48
"Lads, when I said play with gay abandon..."
09/04/21 20:02:27
"Over to our South African commentator now. Any predictions for us?""Yis. I predict a nil six."
09/04/21 20:01:47
Squeaky bum time
09/04/21 20:01:42
Be fore-play.
09/04/21 20:01:07
John and Frank would never forget the coaching they received from Dick Advocaat.
09/04/21 20:00:57
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