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It got worse when the manager pulled him off at half time.
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Tony S Vote score: 1403Tony S

It got worse when the manager pulled him off at half time.

09/04/21 20:18:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11784The Wolf

When asked about the incident, John Terry said, "it made a nice change to not be shafted by the Germans"

09/04/21 20:18:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11450Mr Dome

Just bend over and think of England

09/04/21 20:08:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11784The Wolf

"Listen, I know it's a friendly, but don't take the piss"

09/04/21 20:15:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33733Tony Edwards

John Terry takes one for the team.

09/04/21 20:14:07

 
Mark England Vote score: 17962Mark England

Free Loins

09/04/21 21:29:09

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 58Nina Dutton

"Not now Joe, someone might be looking."

10/04/21 10:39:17

 
Tony S Vote score: 1403Tony S

Sub and dom.

09/04/21 20:01:26

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3452Scrijjy Doo

Kneeling for the anthem is one thing...

09/04/21 23:11:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21445John Glover

"I know we are conjoined twins, and we both have to agree to the seperation operation, but there are times John, when I think you really enjoy being in this position."

09/04/21 21:43:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11784The Wolf

Frank Lamp-hard

09/04/21 20:09:54

 
Ryan French Vote score: 19Ryan French

Footballs cumming....oh

11/04/21 19:49:44

 
Ryan French Vote score: 19Ryan French

Lamphard was good sticking it in the back of the net.

11/04/21 2:34:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6541Greg Curtis

"Hey, I'm open!"

10/04/21 18:14:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11710Neil Mackenzie

It was only Didier but he got it right up to the Ballack.

10/04/21 8:43:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11710Neil Mackenzie

Lampard is on target he can’t miss from here. He shoots ... Ohhh it’s gone over John’s hair.

10/04/21 8:39:53

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 938Charles Gilbert

Bucket of cold water!
STAT!

10/04/21 1:20:44

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3448Stephen Paterson

Photographer found with hundreds of photographs of celebrities in compromising positions, is looking at a stretch.

09/04/21 23:00:54

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5188Lucky Elperro

The day John Terry decided he wasn't going to score any more goals.

09/04/21 22:43:38

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20297Troompa Loompa

Frank Lampard is known to have the hardest tackle in football.

09/04/21 22:02:18

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

Sorry John, I was thinking of my wife

So was I

09/04/21 21:23:37

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

Superglue is funny, but not for them.

09/04/21 21:11:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

"Take one for the team"

"No, I'm taking it because I enjoy it, it's got fuck all to do with the team, if you're in denial that you're here and you have to hide behind a team so be it"

09/04/21 21:05:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11450Mr Dome

Come on England!

09/04/21 20:34:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14015Dave Bryan

Frank was an expert at coming from a deep position.

09/04/21 20:34:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

Terry's Hole Gold

09/04/21 20:33:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14015Dave Bryan

One upmanshit

09/04/21 20:24:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33733Tony Edwards

The bootyful game

09/04/21 20:18:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

Let's see, guy bending over to give an atypical impression of a stereotypical gay position (of course they may have tried several different positions beforehand, if they did). There's probably a lot of repressed homosexual captions going to come out here (or not). Obsessing about a bunch of sweaty men on a pitch, there's nothing gay about that, especially when everyone has an orgasm every time they score (but then am I sexualising things?) But like anyone on the side lines watching this match, you're only a spectator until you get into play (btw, for these guys there must be specially cut holes for penetration to occur).

09/04/21 20:15:47

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As many sports arena are the modern day non-violent equivalents of gladiator arenas, if gladiator arenas are supposedly homoerotic is that because gladiators were wielding phallic like swords and spears?  --Glyn Evans
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11450Mr Dome

Ben Doon and Phil McAvity

09/04/21 20:10:25

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1104alexandra ball

I can stick the smell if you can stick the pain.

09/04/21 20:02:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14731Vanessa the Guesser

"Get your coat.. You've scored"

09/04/21 20:02:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15602Stephen Bean

"Lads, when I said play with gay abandon..."

09/04/21 20:02:27

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

"Over to our South African commentator now. Any predictions for us?"

"Yis. I predict a nil six."

09/04/21 20:01:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14731Vanessa the Guesser

Squeaky bum time

09/04/21 20:01:42

 
Tony S Vote score: 1403Tony S

Be fore-play.

09/04/21 20:01:07

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

John and Frank would never forget the coaching they received from Dick Advocaat.

09/04/21 20:00:57

 
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