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Dave Bryan		''I'll be black.'' 29/06/24 11:08:15	22

Al Overy		When the CEO retired, he left some very big shoes to fill. 10/06/24 11:05:27	22

Karen Oakenfull		A timeless classic 16/05/24 19:00:40	22

Vanessa the Guesser		lol "Are you one of those Harey Bikers?" 03/05/24 19:10:10	22

James Lennox		lol ...followed closely by 12 disciples, a horde of Romans, and the Benny Hill theme music. 01/05/24 11:06:27, edited: 01/05/24 12:38:16, suggested edits	1 22

Stephen Bean		UNICORN FOUND Thanks to local heroin 15/04/24 19:28:54	22

Dave Bryan		clever When the shit hits the man. 07/04/24 19:56:13	22

Glyn Evans		lol "Didn't I say to go before we got in the jacuzzi?" 03/04/24 19:05:31	22

Karyn Harrison		A fish out of mortar 28/03/24 20:00:36	22

Vivvy En		There's a message in there somewhere 24/03/24 8:19:58	22

C CaMel		clever x2 George Orwelly 21/03/24 11:46:23	22

Ian Skelding		Trotters Independent Waders 21/03/24 8:10:38	22

Scrijjy Doo		Chariots of Fryer 18/03/24 20:02:12	22

Dave Bryan		clever ''Have you ever fought before?'' ''I was wrestling with the accounts all morning.'' 02/03/24 8:20:01, edited: 02/03/24 8:28:26	22

Mark England		"The journey was so slow. It kept stopping at every lamp-post" 01/03/24 12:03:31	22

C CaMel		clever x2 “During mating season the male will search for a female that is presenting.” 28/02/24 12:35:58	22

C CaMel		lol “When your employer is really glad you’re leaving.” 27/02/24 8:05:25	22

Dot Old		creative "I wasn't expecting this when I asked for red square nails." 22/02/24 13:31:18	22

Ben Samuel		Aviary tired dog 17/02/24 20:03:06	22

Vanessa the Guesser		lol I thought I heard the delivery guy knocking. 17/02/24 12:01:37	22

John Harrison		lol "I think it's a Bigasso." 12/02/24 20:08:22	22

Dave Bryan		CLOSING TIME AT KNOWSLEY SAFARI PARK ''Don't worry, it must be hiding in the bushes.'' 08/02/24 12:08:35	1 22
Crap, sorry Dave. I missed voting on this pic. Would have Supervoted this. --James Lennox
Vivvy En		Dinner's on me 29/01/24 20:15:59	22

Dave Bryan		''If someone doesn't buy a brick soon, I'm going to throw in the trowel.'' 27/01/24 8:05:07	22

Dave Bryan		Arch Garfunkel 24/01/24 8:29:18	22

Stephen Bean		"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49	22

Mr Dome		clever From cradle to grave 19/01/24 8:47:48	22

Mark England		lol x2 "Trek 300 miles across the plains in search of water? Fuck that I've just got a flight for £4.99 on Ryanair. Lands 10 minutes from the watering hole" 15/01/24 12:28:36	1 22
The flight is £4.99, but the extra weight over the standard limit will be another £4990. --Molly R
Phil Swan		lol Dave was determined to get his money's worth at the Build a Bear shop. 11/01/24 20:03:04, edited: 11/01/24 20:08:37, suggested edits	1 22
I've left a bit of a pedantic edit suggestion Cap Auth. Feel free to ignore. --James Lennox
C CaMel		lol x2 “What’s the password?” ‘Miow?’ “I really should change that, come in.” 10/01/24 8:04:44	22

Julia Kinsey		Furrytail of New York 04/01/24 12:22:21	22

Tony Edwards		clever x2 Only Fuel is Horses 03/01/24 10:08:09	22

Brian Butterfield		lol Canada has the world's highest wage for paper rounds. 20/12/23 20:15:27, edited: 21/12/23 15:09:50, suggested edits	22

C CaMel		“When you go and give blood with your brother and it gets competitive.” 10/12/23 20:03:14	22

Vanessa the Guesser		lol "Bit disappointed with this Plenty of Fish website.." 09/12/23 8:03:25	2 22
Too many old trout? --Al Overy
Julia Kinsey		"Now tell me what you want what you really really want..." 01/12/23 20:36:16	1 22

The Wolf		lol "Dad said I couldn't make a rocket out of the fairy liquid bottle until it was empty." 22/11/23 8:03:07	22

James Lennox		Mttens 13/11/23 8:01:26	1 22
Nice one ... It took me a while --John Glover
The Wolf		"I need to lose weight. My diet has been rubbish lately." 10/11/23 8:09:22	22

Mark England		lol The Scottish version of Knight Rider had a car called KILT. 06/11/23 8:12:43	1 22
Curious to see what's under the bonnet --Boycie
Boycie		Oh great - they get VR headsets and I get this crap 05/11/23 12:07:26	22

The Wolf		lol x2 "Emma, of course there are no hard feelings about you getting the promotion. Let's just enjoy the Christmas party. Come here..." 02/11/23 20:05:15	22

The Wolf		lol Scuba diving lessons for men - SOLD OUT 01/11/23 8:03:00, edited: 01/11/23 8:31:30	22

The Wolf		It was such a shame when Quaker Oats went bust. 26/10/23 19:12:53	1 22

KT A		clever And this is the real reason that Van Gogh ended up without an ear 20/10/23 7:07:59	22

The Wolf		lol "Cheers mate. It's difficult to scratch your bollocks with these gloves on." 13/10/23 19:13:59	22

Dave Bryan		How could anybody refuse him? 10/10/23 7:00:57	22

Brian Butterfield		clever Mick Taylor regrets leaving the Rolling Stones. 01/10/23 11:04:45	22

The Wolf		lol Half an hour he's been on those tits now. My Dad's got one hell of an appetite. 22/09/23 11:00:24	22

The Wolf		"How many do you smoke a day?" "30 love." 10/09/23 11:03:55	22

Stephen Bean		"Checkout that dress!" 07/09/23 11:04:20	22

Ian Skelding		creative “Oh my God, is that Ginger in there?” 01/08/23 7:10:30	22

Stephen Bean		Rest in piste 30/07/23 11:00:19	22

Al Overy		Jenny felt safer with planes after her recent helicopter experience. 22/07/23 7:03:39	4 22
Well, she hasn't got wet hair any more. --Karen McDonald
Nigel Marshall		lol It was still early days of transition from zoom to office meetings. 24/05/23 7:02:04	22

Dave Bryan		''I love a nice cup of coffee in the middle of the mourning.'' 14/05/23 11:19:07	22

Vivvy En		For those who like a flutter on a horse 12/05/23 11:31:52	22

Mr Toad		There was always a fear John would end up hanging himself 02/05/23 7:04:15	22

James Lennox		lol Marcel Marsupial 29/04/23 7:05:06	22

Stephen Bean		Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 7:35:27	22

Nigel Marshall		“hands up!! who wants a burger “ 03/04/23 7:05:25	22

John Harrison		lol Dave was beginning to regret complaining about Linda making him "the same boring sandwiches" for lunch. 30/03/23 11:36:22	22

Hercules Rockefeller		lol "Damn waiter messed my order up. I deliberately ordered a club sandwich." 27/03/23 7:05:27	22

Al Overy		Whenever Jeff meets a new girl he gets completely carried away. 14/03/23 8:06:10	22

C CaMel		“We do rotating shifts at the car wash.” 10/03/23 8:13:39	22

Mark Wilson		lol x2 creative clever Choking giraffe saved by Heimlich maneuver 26/02/23 21:17:31	22

KimJong Pun		Goes nicely with a lego lamb. 22/02/23 20:11:10	1 22
Brilliant ! --Mandy Tate
General Zod		"For He's a Jolly Good Feller..." 16/02/23 8:07:41	22

Stephen Bean		Once more into the breeches 08/02/23 20:17:03	22

The Wolf		"We're a bit overdressed for dogging." 30/01/23 8:12:45	22

Tony S		lol clever "If we don't stop messing around Noah said he is going to lock the portholes on his Ark." 22/01/23 8:34:21	22

Dave Bryan		creative ''If only we could have had the blizzard before your mother arrived.'' 31/12/22 8:20:07	22

Dan Nicholls		Raj against the machine. 13/12/22 12:01:13	22

The Wolf		creative clever "Wow! The people in the upstairs flat have got a powerful hoover." 03/12/22 8:00:07	3 22
Doing the Hoover hover. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox		"Disaster here in the Paralympic eventing course as Wu Chan's wheelchair refuses to take that jump." 01/12/22 20:07:31	22

Mr Dome		lol clever I believe I'm seeing the head of the monastery later, I think he's called Abbot Wah 30/11/22 8:27:50	1 22
Cleaver caption. --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie		lol x3 I remember when you used to get four in a tin. 23/11/22 17:16:50	2 22
Wish I had thought of that. Great caption. --John Glover
John Harrison		lol clever "No, I'm fine...but have you seen a bloke on water skis?" 11/10/22 20:03:42, edited: 11/10/22 20:45:43	2 22
*seen --James Lennox
Stephen Bean		clever "When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 11:15:56	1 22

vincent hefter		clever The Giant's Pawsway. 30/09/22 19:00:17	22

Kate B		lol creative “Oh, that was the piece I wanted…” 29/09/22 11:46:51	22

Stephen Bean		"Bloody sundae drivers." 24/06/22 7:02:43	22

Tony Edwards		clever Kitten's Got Talent 05/06/22 11:52:22	22

Vanessa the Guesser		lol x2 Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa. 26/04/22 7:17:06	22

Stephen Bean		clever "Who killed you?" "C-U-R-I-O-S..." 31/03/22 11:45:46	22

The Wolf		lol F-cking typical. NOW she's in the mood. 01/02/22 8:35:06	22

Tony S £50
	lol clever 22/01/22 8:26:34		20 22
Having not been able to take part over the last few days it was a massive supprise to come back to this. I must say I have become a massive fan of the 3 day voting period pushing Vivvy En and her superb caption into February :) . It will explain ... --Tony S
Al Overy		lol "That you, Bob? Me goggles have steamed up." 10/01/22 12:35:34	22

Mark Wilson		lol clever Was a bugger to wrap so I'm never buying anyone a hovercraft for Christmas again 29/12/21 20:20:13	2 22
Whatever floats your boat. --John Glover
James Lennox		lol clever "Gosh darn it," said Davy-Bob. "Nobody told me you could reload them." 12/12/21 12:08:44	22

Dave Bryan		lol ''I wish he wouldn't throw the stick so far.'' 03/12/21 20:25:23	2 22
Let seeking dogs fly --Glad You Remember
Vanessa the Guesser		"Is the top one Preacher Man?" 20/10/21 19:00:24	1 22
Yes, he was, he was, ooh, yes, he was --Dot Old
Mark England		lol creative "OK, I agree, people shouldn't pollute the sea with rubbish and plastic but you have to admit... this polystyrene has come in handy" 30/09/21 19:52:45	1 22
Pmsl --Karen Oakenfull
Al Overy £50
	27/09/21 7:00:41		18 22
Thanks everyone! I'm blown away by the support and really wasn't expecting this. Right, I'm off to barter for half a jerry can of unleaded. --Al Overy
Mark England		lol Traffic news: The B345 has virtually come to a standstill due to Fogg 08/09/21 11:15:15	2 22
Around the M25 in 80 days. Sounds about right. --Dan Nicholls
Neil Mackenzie		clever Have you been a victim of workplace pulleying? 03/09/21 5:49:28	22

Leroy Brown		clever "I thought you said that you were a 10 year old boy online?" "Well you said that you were a 12 year old girl!" 22/08/21 11:24:09	1 22
"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles.""What? Are you a paedophile hunter?""No, I have a paedophile fetish""I'm sorry but you're way too old for me" --Glyn Evans
Vivvy En £50
	lol clever 31/05/21 11:46:42		22 22
Big thanks to Chris and also for the kind words from my fellow caption addicts. I just love being a part of this crazy creative community :) --Vivvy En
John Beith		lol The guard of honour was great, but the flypast was disappointing. 28/05/21 7:15:40	2 22
Some said it went swimmingly. --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan		''Darling, we need to re-seed the lawn. That bear patch looks terrible.'' 20/05/21 7:01:33	22

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