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"Nigella! Have you been on the coke again?"
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Michael Winner Vote score: 21871Michael Winner

"Nigella! Have you been on the coke again?"

15/12/13 8:30:56

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Now we know who's really behind the exhibits in Charles Saatchi's gallery. Damien Hurst? Tracy Emin? Neither can match the creativity of Nigella on coke. --Mark England
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20676Ian Skelding

"What sort of Turkey are you going for this year?"
"Just a Standard one."

15/12/13 8:30:05

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Bernard Matthews has launched a new range of home furnishings.

15/12/13 8:25:25

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 35980Cath Jones

Battery operated lamp.

15/12/13 8:19:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29420Tony Edwards

Turkey's delight.

15/12/13 8:19:13

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3589Lucky Elperro

I was plucking the turkey, turned my back for one minute...and it was gone?

15/12/13 12:55:14

 
Dev B Vote score: 410Dev B

The lamp was chic

15/12/13 8:31:58

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2444Brian Malco

'er, I think that might be a shade undercooked, darling'

15/12/13 12:21:38

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

When I asked you to lighten up...

15/12/13 11:46:52

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Good news, the chicken was unharmed. Bad news, I saw my dad masturbate over this.

15/12/13 11:45:46

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10883Smuldo

The poor thing was Lamp-basted.

15/12/13 9:10:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20676Ian Skelding

Free Range Turkeys put Factory Farmed Turkeys in the shade.

15/12/13 8:20:11

 
Annalise Samuel lapira Vote score: 335Annalise Samuel lapira

Slow cooking turkey

15/12/13 8:14:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19039John Glover

Deadly night shade.

15/12/13 11:25:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29420Tony Edwards

Mrs Peacock, in the lounge, with the standard lamp.

15/12/13 8:53:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21871Michael Winner

"I just got him what he asked for this christmas- a Fleshlight."

15/12/13 8:48:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21871Michael Winner

"Because, dear, the recipe book said 'avoid the dark bits, and go for the light meat'."

15/12/13 8:34:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21871Michael Winner

"Woo woo, it's Christmas! Let's get that turkey in the oven and… now, where is it hiding?"

15/12/13 8:30:03

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 35980Cath Jones

Chicken Tolight.

15/12/13 8:18:16

 
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