lol x5

"Nigella! Have you been on the coke again?"

15/12/13 8:30:56

"What sort of Turkey are you going for this year?"
"Just a Standard one."

15/12/13 8:30:05

Bernard Matthews has launched a new range of home furnishings.

15/12/13 8:25:25

Battery operated lamp.

15/12/13 8:19:30

Turkey's delight.

15/12/13 8:19:13

I was plucking the turkey, turned my back for one minute...and it was gone?

15/12/13 12:55:14

The lamp was chic

15/12/13 8:31:58

'er, I think that might be a shade undercooked, darling'

15/12/13 12:21:38

When I asked you to lighten up...

15/12/13 11:46:52

Good news, the chicken was unharmed. Bad news, I saw my dad masturbate over this.

15/12/13 11:45:46

The poor thing was Lamp-basted.

15/12/13 9:10:57

Free Range Turkeys put Factory Farmed Turkeys in the shade.

15/12/13 8:20:11

Slow cooking turkey

15/12/13 8:14:34

Deadly night shade.

15/12/13 11:25:53

Mrs Peacock, in the lounge, with the standard lamp.

15/12/13 8:53:00

"I just got him what he asked for this christmas- a Fleshlight."

15/12/13 8:48:32

"Because, dear, the recipe book said 'avoid the dark bits, and go for the light meat'."

15/12/13 8:34:35

"Woo woo, it's Christmas! Let's get that turkey in the oven and… now, where is it hiding?"

15/12/13 8:30:03

Chicken Tolight.

15/12/13 8:18:16