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"Nigella! Have you been on the coke again?"
15/12/13 8:30:56
"What sort of Turkey are you going for this year?""Just a Standard one."
15/12/13 8:30:05
Bernard Matthews has launched a new range of home furnishings.
15/12/13 8:25:25
Battery operated lamp.
15/12/13 8:19:30
Turkey's delight.
15/12/13 8:19:13
I was plucking the turkey, turned my back for one minute...and it was gone?
15/12/13 12:55:14
The lamp was chic
15/12/13 8:31:58
'er, I think that might be a shade undercooked, darling'
15/12/13 12:21:38
When I asked you to lighten up...
15/12/13 11:46:52
Good news, the chicken was unharmed. Bad news, I saw my dad masturbate over this.
15/12/13 11:45:46
The poor thing was Lamp-basted.
15/12/13 9:10:57
Free Range Turkeys put Factory Farmed Turkeys in the shade.
15/12/13 8:20:11
Slow cooking turkey
15/12/13 8:14:34
Deadly night shade.
15/12/13 11:25:53
Mrs Peacock, in the lounge, with the standard lamp.
15/12/13 8:53:00
"I just got him what he asked for this christmas- a Fleshlight."
15/12/13 8:48:32
"Because, dear, the recipe book said 'avoid the dark bits, and go for the light meat'."
15/12/13 8:34:35
"Woo woo, it's Christmas! Let's get that turkey in the oven and… now, where is it hiding?"
15/12/13 8:30:03
Chicken Tolight.
15/12/13 8:18:16